13 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions: These funny quotes on the 13th anniversary will surely put a smile on your face and keep it there for a long time.
13 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions
• Congrats on your 13th year! What, too soon for divorce jokes?
• Happy 13yr anniversary to the greatest husband & father!
• To commemorate our 13 years together: 13 things I love about you, Spouse. I’m serious—I really love you like this much. ❤️😉
• Who cares that we might be the only married couple who honestly still really, really likes each other? 13 years down, forever to go ❤️
• 13 years is a long time to be married. Especially when you consider the fact that I’ve been wrong for 13 years.
• 13 years, 1 month, and 27 days of marriage = 10,221 days of laughter
• 13 years and still in love with you. Thanks for being a good sport about how much I embarrass you in public.
• We’re celebrating 13 years in business with 13% off our entire store. Just enter “THIRTEEN” at checkout!
• We’re celebrating 13 years of binge-watching Netflix together.
• World’s longest honeymoon.
• It doesn’t matter what you did in your past. It matters who you become after your past.
• You’re the cheese to my macaroni.
• When I said that I do, I didn’t mean it was a disease.
• 13 years ago I met a girl who changed my life forever. I’m so fortunate that the universe brought you to me and I can’t believe it’s been this long! Happy anniversary, my love.
• 13 years together and we still haven’t killed each other yet. It’s a good thing we love each other! Happy anniversary!
• 13 years ago I fell in love with you and I knew it was true.
• For our 13-year anniversary, I got you nothing. But… that’s the same thing I got you last year. And the year before.
• 13 years of not killing you. That is love.
• Happy 13th wedding anniversary! If I knew it was going to last this long, I would’ve taken better care of myself
• I can’t tell you how much your love has changed me. I mean, we’ve been married for 13 blissful years, and I’m just now starting to feel like a real man.
• It may not be the best of ideas. But it’s definitely a good one. Happy anniversary!
• 13 years and you still haven’t told me where you buried the body.
• Marriage is a relationship of love and trust. I’m so in love with you and I trust you will always annoy me forever
• happy one year ago today, the world celebrated HappyStarWarsDay! May the force be with you.
• We started out as strangers, gradually became friends. I am wondering if we could be more.
• Congratulations! You made it through your first year of being clueless.
• “In case you ever foolishly forget: I am not thinking of you.” —Virginia Woolf
• When you’ve been married 13 years, fights are just disagreements that end in a make-up 💞
• 13 years ago, I gave you the wrong last name. Tonight I’ll be taking it back. Happy Anniversary!
• A true partnership is when you both drive each other crazy, but can never imagine life without each other 🤠 #13years
• It’s been 13 years of being subjected to your behavior and I still fit into my wedding dress. Score!
• To the love of my life. Here’s to 13 years of putting up with each other!
• We’re perfect together. (Happy 13th anniversary!)
• Happy 13th Anniversary! The more you change, the more you still remain the same 😉
• When people say we’re getting old, remind them of how young we are for being married for so long.
• 13 years and you still can’t keep my hands on me
• Happy anniversary to my husband who still lifts me off my feet every day, even though I’m the bigger one.
• Congratulations it’s year 13 as an official adult, you have made it to the terrible teens and can now legally buy a lottery ticket.
• My mom gave me these when I turned 13 and made me hold on to them. The only problem is that she altered a pair of her jeans and now they’re too tight for me haha.
• “I’m waiting for the day that you realize how much I love you.”
• It is a truth universally acknowledged that the best way to celebrate your 13th anniversary is by wearing matching t-shirts that feature YOUR PICTURE ON THEM. Happy Anniversary, baby!
• Today, 13 years ago, we made a deal to see each other again. You promised me that you’d try your best not to become my ex-girlfriend. So far so good! Happy anniversary!
• Here’s to the couples that have officially run out of things to say after 13 years.
• 13 years of marriage! Feeling so lucky to be by your side and looking forward to many more.
• 13 years already, it’s an eternity in some marriages. Congratulations!
• Happy 13 anniversary to us! I’m so lucky to have found the man of my dreams who, after 13 years, still makes me laugh.
• Have we told you how much we love our customers today? It’s been 13 years and the feeling is mutual. 💖
• 13 years, never an easy day haha.
• I’m so glad you’re not my husband’s ex-wife anymore. Happy anniversary!
• Your love is like an endless supply of coffee. It provides me the strength to be a better person. Love you!
• Always laugh when you can, it is the cheapest medicine.
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
• I’m still not sure who you are, but I’m very grateful we’re doing this together
• Happy 13th Anniversary, honey. Here’s to another 13 years of tolerating you! (And I’m being generous on that timeline…)#FunnyWeddingAnniversaryQuotes #13thAnniversary
• I can’t believe that 13 years ago I was with a different woman. Happy anniversary!
• To my husband, after 13 years you still make my heart skip a beat. Thirteen years ago I became yours and you became mine. Even though time has passed we still feel like young college kids. Happy anniversary. Forever is not long at all when I am with you.
• 13 years working for a company you love. 13 years of having an office full of friends. 13 years are nothing to joke about. Now, who’s ready for a beer?
• 13 years ago you gave me one of my greatest gifts-our daughters! Happy Anniversary!
• I love you as much as I used to hate you. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy anniversary to us! I love you and I hope we will always be this happy!
• It’s been 12 years, 1 month, and 19 days. No one has asked me out. I’m beginning to think I was done wrong.
• You make me feel like I’m falling in love for the first time… again. Happy Anniversary!
• I saw a quote that said, ‘Anniversaries are years of drinking Champagne to celebrate the love you drank together.’
• Happy 13th Anniversary to us! We’ve come a long way since we put on our frilly Halloween costumes.
• As a wise person once said: “A 13 year anniversary means you are lucky enough to still accidentally end up in bed with the same person every night.”
• 13 years ago today I liked a girl, and the rest was history. Happy Anniversary to us!
• 13 years ago, I married my best friend. And this morning, I had to let him out so the dog could poop. Happy anniversary!
• 13 Years, 13 Times You Made Me Laugh and Still I’m Falling in Love With You.
• We’re so lucky to have each other and we’ve been through many ups and downs in our past thirteen years. Here are to many more memorable moments together!
• Dear husband, 13 years isn’t bad for two kids who met in detention. Love you like no other hubby!
• Today is the 13th anniversary of our first kiss. Kissing you still gives me shivers, except not in a good way.
• Happy 13th anniversary!!! We are officially teenagers.
• Any man can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.
• If I had to spend 13 years in purgatory, I would want you to be there with me.
• You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
• Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• Congratulations to us! We get to do this for another year!
• You’re my second favorite thing I never want to lose.
• 13 years together is a long time to be married, so I must have done something right. Happy anniversary to the person who is my best friend and partner in crime.
• I had just turned 13 when we started dating, you were cute and funny. And sure enough, 13 years later you still are!
• 13 years, 13 days, and 13 hours ago I knew that I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. Now let’s have some cake 🍰
• We have now survived 13 years of marriage, and I’m sure we can make it another 13.
• We’ve been together 13 years now. I’ve told you my deepest darkest secrets and you still have the audacity to stick around.
• There’s no one else I’d rather lay in bed and look at my phone next to. Happy anniversary!
• We’ve been together 13 years so, yeah, I think we’re pretty solid now. 😉
• When we met, I wasn’t sure if I wanted to date you. Thankfully, I didn’t listen to myself. I love you!
• 13 years and still going strong…I think 😁.
• Happy Anniversary to the one I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
• Congratulations to you both on making it this far. You are proof that marriages don’t have to be successful – they only have to be long-lasting.
• Happy Anniversary to the person who knows how to push my buttons like no one else!
• These are the days I live for – coffee in hand, love by my side, and adventure on the brain.
• It takes 18 years to make an overnight success.
13 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Husband
• 13 years of marriage today. From living beings to becoming a human couple. It’s been an awesome ride so far. Happy 13th anniversary, hubby!
• Thank you, my love, for the 13 years of marriage full of crazy conversations and unforgettable moments.
• It has been 13 years since the first time I saw you and fell in love, and I feel our love is deepening every day. My life was empty before because I hadn’t met you, but now it’s filled with everything that makes it worth living: your love and care. Happy anniversary to the man of my dreams!
• It was 13 years ago today that you looked at me and said – “I’m going to marry her”. Congratulations, I like you too! Happy Anniversary
• To my husband, Happy Anniversary. We’ve had so much fun together, I feel like we’re still on our honeymoon!
• Happily married for 13 years! WOW, I thought we’d be divorced by now!
• Earth’s gravity pulls me towards you. Here’s to 13 years of my falling in love with you daily.
• I’ve always been a firm believer that 13 is an unlucky number, but here I am still married to you.
• 13 years and still going strong. Maybe I should be the one getting you a gift, thanks for being so awesome.
• Happy anniversary to the man who still looks at me like he did on day one. I love you more than ever, babe.
• After 13 years, you no longer go to the bathroom at the same time and leave your phone behind.
• 13 years back you proposed to me and I said, “I am not that sort of a girl.”
• Cute little love. So true!
• I’m in desperate need of a 6-month vacation . . . twice a year
• Happy 13 years of marriage! Let’s be together until we are old, ugly, and senile. I love you!
• You are my best friend and the love of my life. Looking forward to many more years of bliss with you, my darling husband! Happy anniversary!
• You’re my one and only, my best friend and the love of my life. Here’s to 13 years of loving you!
• You’re my best friend and we’ve had a lot of fun in 13 years! Let’s keep it going.
• The day we got married was the beginning of a wonderful adventure for us. Happy anniversary!
• I still remember the very first day we met. You may not remember that but I do. Not because I am a lady, but because you had such an impact on me! Happy Anniversary dear hubby.
• Happy Anniversary! Thank you for putting up with me, dear. Here’s to many more years of suffering together. Love you!
• Happy 13th anniversary, honey! Let’s hope that the next thirteen years are as uneventful as the last thirteen
• Honey, you’re hotter than a sticky summer afternoon and sweeter than a pitcher of frozen margaritas. We made it 13 years!
• I knew when I married you, you were the one. It was the second time I saw you.
• An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
• All these years, I’ve put up with you. You better get me diamonds or something pretty expensive
• This year 13 years ago, I dated a boy named Bryan. Now we’re married and everything is all right! Happy anniversary!
• It is unimaginable to imagine a year without you. Happy 13th anniversary, my love for you is unmeasured and immeasurable.
• You are a special part of my life and I am so blessed to have you as my husband. Happy Anniversary!
• To my husband of thirteen years: I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow. Love always, your wife
• 13 years ago I started dating the best guy I ever knew. I have no idea where he is today…
• You would think that after 13 years together, I would have learned not to leave my socks lying around the house. Happy anniversary!
• Happy 13th Anniversary honey you are still my favorite annoying person
• 13 years ago, I married my best friend. Today, I’m tipping the scales at 131 kilos.
• 13 years ago I said to be my bae, today we are living happily
• They say a great marriage is about 2 things, finding the right person and being the right person. After all this time it still looks like I have both parts covered!
• I love you, chocolate. (Happy anniversary!)
• It’s not easy being married to me.
13 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Wife
• 13 years of marriage and you still put up with all my quirks and corny jokes, I’m one lucky guy. Happy Anniversary!
• I’m not sure what our anniversary is celebrating…13 years of amazing marriage? Or 13 years of me putting up with you?
• These past 13 years have been like a roller coaster ride – fun, crazy and unforgettable. Here’s to us. Happy Anniversary to us
• Happy 13th wedding anniversary to the love of my life! Thank you for still putting up with me after all these years.
• You and Me, Thirteen Years Together. Wanna Celebrate by Going to the Movies and Eating Popcorn?
• It’s time to celebrate 13 years of never having a conversation. Congrats you two!
• It’s been 13 years since you said YES, I still want to be the reason you say that every day.
• 13 years and still in one piece! I guess you really are my soulmate!
• Thank you for putting up with me all these years! I think we make a great team (mostly because you do all the work and I get all the credit). Happy Anniversary, honey.
• Happy Anniversary to my partner in crime, best friend, and the love of my life. My world would be nothing without you. ❤
• Happy anniversary to the woman who puts up with me.
• 13 years ago… I wanted to stop and leave you there, but they said we were made for each other.
• It’s been 13 years (that are so great) and I wouldn’t change a single thing.
• Where would I be without you? Probably still in the living room waiting for someone to let me out. You’re my everything.
• Happy Anniversary to my best friend and lover for life. The one I’m so thankful for because we’ve been together for 3,718 days now! Hope we get to spend many more years together. #13-year anniversary funny quotes for wife
• 13 years down and forever to go. Happy anniversary, hubby
• Happy anniversary! Here’s to 13 years of tolerating my nonsense. I love you so much.
• We’ve been married for 13 years, but I suppose it doesn’t really show. My wife is a very small woman.
• They say love doesn’t cost a thing. But they lied. It costs a lot: two broke people who are perfect for each other! Happy anniversary!
• I love you even more as each year passes. I’m like a fine cheese: aged to perfection. Happy anniversary, my love!
• Happy Anniversary! I’ll always love you, whether you want me to or not.
• I love you because you say everything that comes to your mind even when I wish you wouldn’t. You keep life interesting, challenging, funny, and fun!
• Are you kidding me? 13 years already?
• The only thing better than being married to you, is getting to wake up next to you.
• 13 years and I’m still not tired of you.
• Being married is like having a color TV set. You never want to go back to black and white.
• 13 years. Yeap, that’s how long it took me to start looking good!