15 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions: Check for some cute and funny 15th-anniversary quotes to make your spouse smile.
15 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions
• I’m pretty sure I’d still have married you even if I had known how annoying you would turn out to be after 15 years. Happy anniversary!
• Time to start getting really weird. 15 years of marriage feels like a day, with things you don’t remember and things you wish you could forget 🥃
• To my husband, I love you every day but today I remind you of that. Happy anniversary 15 years down and many more to go!
• 15 years ago we were so young, it really was a lifetime,15 years ago we were so young, now look at us.
• 15 is an amazing number. Especially when you’ve been married for 15 years
• happy 15th anniversary to the two of you. You’re still a terrible couple but I guess that’s what makes it work.
• Happy 15th Anniversary to the man I kinda tolerate and the one who put up with me for so many years!
• Happy 15th anniversary to the one who helps me find my glasses all the time when they’re on my head.
• I love you more and more with every year that passes. Even though I don’t show it, the feeling is always there deep in the pit of my stomach.
• Today we celebrate the greatest wedding of all time.
• “Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.” – Charlotte Whitton
• Congratulations on 15 years of marriage—that’s 5,475 days of love and hard work! Keep it up for another 5,475.
• They say love only last 15 years, but we are still going strong. Happy anniversary!
• Just as I hit my mid-life crisis, it’s time to celebrate our 15 years of marriage. Good thing you’re fabulous! Happy anniversary!
• Celebrating 15 years of marriage together!
• 15 years ago I married my best friend, and over a decade and a half later, he still hasn’t figured it out.
• 15 years of masterful punning and acting. Congrats to all involved in this unwavering success. 🥂
• Happy 15th Anniversary to us, you and me. Not everyone can handle being married for such a long time. Here’s to another 5, 10, 15 years of love, happiness, and togetherness.
• At least I waited 15 years before marrying my first girlfriend.
• Happy anniversary to the woman who taught me how to love someone more than myself.
• Our love has been through the worst and I’m happy to say the best.
• To the most fabulous woman I know, who not only gave birth to me but has been there for me through thick and thin. ★★★★
• She’s the best thing to ever happen to me—and I’m not just saying that because I’m contractually obligated to.
• This one goes out to the people who have stuck around through our farts and dry spells. You rock.
• This seems like a good place to insert a witty and relevant pun. Or not.
• We are two parts of a loving whole Two hearts and a single soul.
• 15 years ago I married this crazy person, who calls me on my crap and keeps me in line. Who makes me laugh more than anyone else, and is my biggest fan. Happy 15th Anniversary!
• Happy 15-year wedding anniversary! I know it’s not our real anniversary, but the day you told me to stop remembering these things is the best day of my life.
• Your wedding was 15 years ago? I swear it feels like only yesterday.
• To the best husband in the world, I think you’re pretty darn sweet after all these years. Happy anniversary!
• 15 years of marriage and I still wouldn’t want to put up with anyone else.
• You’re one of the rare people who actually look better now than they did 15 years ago. Congratulations!
• Happy 15th Anniversary! Time to put the toilet seat down.
• You are the one who holds all the pieces to my heart. Happy anniversary!
• The best years of a woman’s life are the 10 years between 39 and 40.
• 15 years and she still puts up with me.
• I didn’t marry you because you were perfect. I didn’t even marry you because I loved you. I married you because you gave me a promise. That promise made up for your faults. And the promise I gave you made up for mine.
• Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.
• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.
• Time flies when we’re having rum.
• If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, I won’t do it.
• 15 years ago today I married my best friend. I would’ve asked her to marry me much sooner but I was busy looking for a best friend.
• 15 years and I’m still as much in love with you as to when we first got married. Now let’s get this party started!
• Happy 15th Anniversary! Here’s to another fifteen years of marriage. Let’s be honest. We both know I did all the work.
• 15 years of marriage, still going strong…actually, at this point we’re just used to each other.
• In fairytales, princes marry princesses and do not have 15th anniversaries. What’s up with that? Happy anniversary!
• Being married has been a learning experience. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen!! Happy Wedding Anniversary
• When I count my blessings, I count you twice. Happy anniversary!
• Congratulations on your marriage! Here’s to another year of getting it right.
• I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
• Happy 15th anniversary, babe! How about some steak to celebrate? I need a little T-bone.
• I love you forever until I run out of wine.
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• It’s been fifteen years of arguments, whining, and crazy antics but I can’t wait to see what the next fifteen years have in store. You are the best friend anyone could ask for. Congratulations on your 15th wedding anniversary!
• It’s been 15 years of having straight teeth and never going on a real date. Happy anniversary to me.
• After 15 years, you’re more than just a wife; you’re my best friend.
• I hope our marriage lasts 15 more years, then I can divorce you and marry someone else.
• Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together.
• Happy Anniversary to the most amazing beautiful wife and husband, who still makes me feel sick.
• You are “my person” and I love you, but we’re also human. We make mistakes, we get messy and we don’t always have time to clean up & “look” like a perfect couple. I’m grateful for the grace that allows us to pick up where we left off when life gets out of control. I choose you again.
• “When we first met, I thought you were handsome and cute. Now, I realize you are much more beautiful than me.”
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. The best is yet to be.
• Looking back, it’s been a decade of tears and laughter. But mostly tears. Happy 8th Anniversary!
• It’s the only anniversary I can remember without needing a reminder!
• As far as my marriage goes, it’s going to last until it doesn’t.
• We may have aged, but we still have our sense of humor
• Happy 15 years of marriage! I’m sure glad my wife said “I do” 😜
• 15 years ago, our love was born. It may have been a drunken Vegas marriage, but it’s lasted this long—let’s hope for another 15!
• It’s the 15th anniversary of the day I decided to be with you for the rest of my life. I’m happy I made that decision. We’re a great team.
• 15 years of marriage, and we’ve only killed each other twice!
• Happy 15th wedding anniversary, babe. You’re stuck with me for life and I wouldn’t have it any other way. 😄
• 15 years. It’s not long at all. It’s half of 30, though!
• 15 years and only God knows how many farts.
• Happy anniversary to us! Still weird after all these years. I’ll love you forever and ever.
• Happy anniversary to us, congratulations on making it so far as a couple without killing each other 🎉 🥂
• Another year, another reason to celebrate! Happy Anniversary
• Happy anniversary to the greatest thing that’s ever happened to me
• Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
• We’ve been together for so long, I can’t remember which one of you is the bad influence.
• Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense.
• Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything is fine. Except without you.
• Can you believe it’s been 15 years since we first said: “I love you”? Time sure flies when your husband is the one who got away.
• Happy 15th Anniversary To The Love Of My Life! It Only Seems Like Yesterday That We First Married.
• If you’re wondering how to stay married for 15 years, just try to be less annoying
• They said it wouldn’t last, but here we are 15 years later with all our exes in the rearview mirror.
• It’s hard to believe that it’s been 15 years since we said ‘I do.’ 15 is my favorite number, and I wouldn’t change a thing. Except maybe your last name. Kidding! I guess I could also change your pants size, but that might not be nice to do on the anniversary…
• It’s been 15 years since the first time I set sight on you, and I am still caught up in that magic. While some of my flowers may have already wilted, my love for you continues to blossom each and every day.
• 15 years! Wow, time flies when you’re having fun.
• Congratulations on your anniversary. You’re a marriage success story… of endurance, not excellence.
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• 15 Years of being awesome, I get better with time.
• I married Mr. Right. I just didn’t know his first name was always 😀
• In bookstores, all books about marriage come with a warning label: “Do not buy unless you are married.”
• You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters?
• You’re my favorite person to spend 15 years with.
• It’s the 15th anniversary of your wedding? That’s like 2,000 Facebook years.
• Happy dating anniversary to the guy who’s made every day a special occasion.
• My husband and I have been married for 15 years. However, he acted like a child the entire time, so in reality, I’ve only been married for 3 months.
• After 15 years, we’re still flushed with excitement. Happy anniversary, dear!
• happy anniversary, baby. I love you more and more each year. Do you think one day I’ll love you as much as “Game of Thrones” fans love Jon Snow? (Lol)
• 15 years of marriage and we are still trying to figure out how to use the washing machine/dishwasher without having an argument.
• Our anniversary is the day I stop blaming you for everything and start blaming myself.
• The best part of having you as my husband is my kids having you as a dad.
• “I’ll keep loving you even if we don’t end up together forever because you’ve made me a better person.”
• 1/3 of my life has been spent at this job. Jeff, can I have a raise?
• Marriage is like an unfunny, tense version of “Whose Line Is It Anyway” where the points don’t matter.
• I love you so much, I still think of all the things we’ve been through.
15 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Wife
• Happy 15th Anniversary! We’ve been happily married for over a decade and a half. Long enough to know that we are truly awesome together. Looking forward to our future together.
• With each passing year, I grow more and more sure that I am lucky to have married you. Happy 15th Wedding Anniversary, honey!
• Today I celebrate 15 years of marriage. And just like I did 15 years ago, I take my wife for granted and make her do my chores.
• 15 years of marriage. Cheers to my wife who is always a constant source of inspiration, love, and laughter.
• Roses are red, violets are blue. Life is short, so I married you. Happy 15th anniversary!
• I was happy for many years, but now I’m extremely happy because you have given me so much love and made me feel so happy. Happy 15th anniversary, my love!
• It’s our wedding anniversary again. I love you more today than I did in the years gone by and I look forward to even more years with a woman I know I can’t live without. Happy Anniversary!
• For our 15 year anniversary, I want to give you something special. It’s called “a break!” You should take it.
• Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times, the bad times, and realize how we’ve overcome the bad times and stayed together.
• It has been (15) years. Where did the time go and where did my hair go?
• They say that love is blind, but marriage opens your eyes.
• I love you more than all the pumpkin spice lattes in the world.
• “There’s this guy I’ve been seeing for 15 years. He’s not my boyfriend though, I’m married to him. Sometimes we fight and sometimes we don’t. It’s complicated but it works.” Happy Anniversary, Love
• 15 Years of Marriage Has Taught me I am right, 99% of the time. Happy 15th Anniversary!
• Enjoy another year of worrying about money, kids, and whose turn it is to load the dishwasher. Happy 15th anniversary! #anniversaryquotes
• happy anniversary to the woman of my dreams. I don’t think I could be any happier with my life than I am right now. Thanks for being such a great wife, mom, and friend. You truly make me complete!
• 15 years of marriage and I still wouldn’t change a thing! Well, maybe just the wine.
• Happy 15th anniversary to this man who makes me laugh every day.
• Congratulations to us! It’s been 15 years, and it’s only getting better. I may not be perfect, but I’m right for you. Happy anniversary, love.
• Happy 15th anniversary my love. I knew it was fate when I picked you up at the bus station.
• For your anniversary, I’d like to take you back to the moment we first met. You looked so hot, I almost fell for you.
• From the moment I met you, I knew you were a wild one. Here’s to 15 years of adventures!
• I’m not sure what we’re celebrating tonight, your cooking or our anniversary?
• Some people question if we are really, truly meant to be together. I just look at you and say: Look at that face!
• If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one.
15 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Husband
• On your 15th anniversary, it is important to celebrate your continued love and devotion to each other! You have made the journey so far together. Happy 15th Anniversary!
• Happy 15 year anniversary to my husband and my favorite selfie partner ❤
• 15 years of support and encouragement. 15 years of love and laughter. Thanks for putting up with my mood swings, attitude changes, and generally, just being a great person! Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 15 year anniversary to the person who puts up with me on a regular basis.
• Happy 15th anniversary to us, the couple with more jokes than friends.
• Let’s raise the glasses for 15 years of our togetherness, love, and trust. Happy anniversary!
• Usually after 15 years of marriage, the romantic fire is long gone. That’s not the case in our world – my wife still burns with passion!
• If I had to choose between loving you and breathing, I would use my last breath to say “I love you.” Happy anniversary! See you next year!
• There’s no way I’m letting you out of this marriage. I’m sure you’re planning on leaving me for someone young and beautiful… or smart.
• Happy 15th anniversary to the man who still opens car doors for me.
• Happy anniversary, my one and only. I guess the party is over!
• Falling in love with you was the easiest thing I have ever done, and I’m pretty sure it’s going to be the most difficult thing God asks of me.
• I love you more than there are fish in the sea and stars in the sky.
• I’m so thankful and grateful to have you as my husband. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. Happy 15th anniversary, honey!
• We’re a perfect match because we’re opposites. I’m hot and you’re cold. Happy 15th anniversary.
• On this special day, I want to thank you for always sticking by my side through thick and thin. I love you, and thank you for 15 years of marriage! Always have, always will.
• I’m glad that I can finally call you my husband and I can’t wait to call you “my old man” in the future. Happy 15th anniversary, dear!
• 15 years of seeing the same man every morning when I wake up and seeing the same man every night when I go to bed. What do you call that? You call it unconditional love! Happy anniversary to my best friend!
• Happy Anniversary to the love of my life! Here’s to another 15 years of being so amazing to me.
• 15 Years Together And Still Rocking In The Free World….🤪
• We still have it after 15 years! Happy Anniversary.
• Just FYI, I want our 16th anniversary to be in Paris!
• You know you’re in a real relationship when you never feel alone, even when you’re alone.
• I still remember how beautiful you looked when I said “I do.” Nothing has changed.
• I love you more than yesterday, but less than tomorrow (someone else)