16 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions: Whether you’re looking for a funny anniversary quote or a cool anniversary quote or Looking for a fun way to tell your loved ones that you love them for 16 years, I’m choosing to look forward and not backward on this anniversary quotes.
16 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions
• The secret to a happy 16th anniversary-never stop laughing.
• 16 years down, forever to go! Happy Anniversary.
• 16 years ago I married the smartest, most beautiful, funny, and crazy woman in the world. Today I am very happy we didn’t kill each other!
• I think we’re going to make it! Happy 16th anniversary of our first date.
• Congratulations, it’s been 16 years of being awesome since you met him.
• Happy 16th Anniversary! I hope your day is as special as you are!
• 16 years of marriage, still going strong! The only way we’re better together is with Wine.
• I’ve always been a 16-year-old trapped in a 25-year-old’s body.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband
• My husband is a cool guy. He’s hot.
• Honey, if you think I’m crazy now, just wait until we’re married.
• Tell me your secrets!
• Time flies when you’re on the edge of your seat.
• 16 years ago today I kissed you for the first time…
• Happy 16th anniversary to the love of my life. Time flies when you are having fun, or when you live with me and think about how much fun you’re going to have when I die.
• When we got married I didn’t think you could get any better, but honey, you proved me wrong every year! Happy Anniversary!
• I’ve loved you for 16 years, but don’t take that as a reason to get out of doing the dishes
• Happy 16th anniversary to my beautiful wife. Let’s get this over with so we can go our separate ways.
• 16 years and somehow we are still married
• 16 years and counting! Here’s to many more years…
• When I’m with you, I can’t help but thank my lucky stars! Happy 6th anniversary!
• Together is a wonderful place to be. Happy anniversary.
• 16 years and still going strong
• Happy anniversary to the man who knows me, understands me, and accepts me for who I am.
• I love you more than my phone… and I really love my phone.
• Funny 16-year anniversary quotes
• Sixteen years have passed and the story of our friendship just keeps getting better. I am very lucky to have a best friend like you. Happy anniversary.
• Sixteen years. It’s been sixteen years since I agreed to be with you. I can’t believe it! Time flies when you are having fun, right?
• 16 years down, forever to go! Happy Anniversary!
• We’ve been together for a while now – 16 years to be exact. You’ve made me laugh and you’ve made me cry. I can’t wait to do it all again tomorrow.
• 16 years of being grateful that I have a husband who looks and acts like my previous boyfriends.
• Congrats to all the couples who have made it to their “expired milk” anniversary.
• I knew you were trouble when you walked in, and 16 years later you’re still trouble.
• What are you going to do on your next anniversary? Go out and get diapers.
• Happy anniversary to my one true love: the internet.
• Time passes and we may be apart, but these special memories will stay in my heart. Happy Anniversary!
• Getting wasted, I mean married was the best decision of my life.
• We’ve been together so long, I can’t remember which one of you is the bad influence.
• It’s been 16 years since we said “I Do” and I’m just now realizing that you’re a butthead! Happy Anniversary, love.
• Happy Anniversary to the love of my life! 16 years and you’re still getting on my last nerve!
• Happy sweet 16th marriage anniversary!! There’s no one else I’d want to be trapped with!
• It’s our 16th anniversary so it’s time to get all dolled up and spend an evening at home together. Like every year.
• Happy 16th Anniversary to my wife who is the only person I would fight a bear for.
• 15 years of you & me, and 1 year of upgraded internet speed.
• 16 years and I still feel like we’re on our honeymoon.
• 16 years and still pretty much OK with you.
• 16 years and still fighting.
• Happy sweet 16, honey. I still remember when we first met in the seventh grade. You were the quietest kid in school. The good news is that you’ve improved a lot since then. The bad news is that I haven’t!
• You still make me smile. I still want to kiss your face and hold your hand. You are still my best friend.
• I won’t say I’m a great husband, but I know that I have done my best.
• Congratulations! If our marriage was a TV show, it would be “The Office” — because we’ve never been cancelled.
• I’m so glad I married you, and not your brother.
• 16 years together is a milestone worth toasting. Cheers to you and your partner in crime. 🥂
• 16 years ago today this guy asked me to marry him, and I’ve been giving him a hard time ever since.
• 16 years of marriage and you still haven’t managed to make a cup of tea the way I like. Celebrating 16 years of togetherness is fun.
• If you can put up with each other for another 16 years, it’s a lifetime of love.
• Happy 16th anniversary honey! May our love be stronger with every passing year.
• A year has passed since we were first attracted to each other and started annoying each other. Happy Anniversary Honey!
• 16th wedding anniversaries are so much fun. All the excitement of your 1st wedding anniversary coupled with the wisdom gained from 15 years of marriage.
• Happy 16th anniversary! You’re looking well for someone who is theoretically dead.
• 16 years. Still hot.
• Happy Sweet 16 to the person who’s given me a lifetime’s worth of hugs and kisses.
• Congratulations to the shortest engagement ever!
• I’m so glad you made me happy all those years ago. Thanks for that.
• At this point, you can’t not be together, because who would take the dog?
• The crow under the sun, the sun mixed with the clouds, is not as happy as your smile, sweet honey.
• Congratulations on 16 years of marriage. Your love is an inspiration to dysfunctional couples everywhere.
• 16 years of marriage and you still put up with me. You’re a saint! Happy Anniversary Honey! (On a side note, I will be updating my resume if you ever stop putting up with me.)
• 16 years ago…I said “Why not?”. Today I say “Why?” Happy Anniversary!
• 16 years of us together and you still haven’t farted. Good sign!
• Happy 16th anniversary to me. Yes, I’m the luckiest person alive.
• 16 years and she still puts up with me, she is a keeper for sure.
• Happy anniversary to the man who keeps my wine glass full, my closet clean, and our marriage spicy.
• “They say that the first year of marriage is the hardest, but they’re all pretty rough if you ask me”
• In medieval times they celebrated the fifteenth anniversary with a falcon as a gift from the man to his wife. The bird symbolized freedom and was meant as a promise of romantic adventure to come.
• Couples that laugh together, stay together.
• Number of times we said “I love you” this year: 1,000,000. The number of times we fought over who loved who more: 1,000,001.
• It’s our sweet sixteen and I want it to be a memorable one so keep your eye on the ball!
• 16 Years…To the day, I got lucky to be with you in every given way. Happy anniversary!
• Congratulations on 16 years of being married to your best friend!
• 16 years of laughter, love, and happiness. Here’s to the years ahead!
• 16 Years of Marriage = Raising 2 Daughters and 1 Son +2 Dogs = A few Gray Hairs + Lots of Laughter.
• 16 years, 14 breakups, and now on again. She is the only woman I’ve loved and she’s my best friend.
• Today I am celebrating my 16th anniversary with my husband. Not the marriage, though― friends tell me that’s in here somewhere.
• Here’s to 16 years of marriage, otherwise known as 16 years of learning how to be a grownup.
• “We don’t always fight. Only about once a year. Happy anniversary, honey!”
• Happy Anniversary to the love of my life, who still puts up with me after all these years.
• Happy 16th Shaadi anniversary to us!!!!! May we have many more! Here’s to getting the gift of a lifetime.
• ” Of all the fish in the sea, he’s the best catch of all. Happy anniversary! ”
• Marriage is a workshop … where the husband works and the wife shops.
• Why does everybody look so happy, like they’re all on mushrooms?
• 16 years ago I married the love of my life. It’s been a great ride and we barely even fight about putting the toilet seat down anymore!
• 16 years ago we had a cup of coffee and the rest is history. Happy Anniversary To Us!
• 16th anniversary of being a couple, But we’re still as awkward as ever.
• I can’t believe it’s been 16 years of love and sex. (A different kind of anniversary.)
• Happy 16th anniversary darling. I love you so much that at the wedding, I didn’t give vows to you, I gave hostages.
• Our 16th wedding anniversary is coming up soon, so I bought a new watch for my wife. A new watch to her is like a new pair of shoes to me: now she’s on time.
• I know I’m not the easiest person to love, but you just have been handling everything with so much ease. Happy anniversary!
• Happy Anniversary to my HUSBAND.
• 16 years and I still give him the silent treatment after fights.
• Usually I toast to my wife on our anniversary, but this year I’m Sober AF.
• We’re 16 years old and I still don’t know what I’m doing.
• I’ll love you forever, I’ll like you for always, as long as I’m living my sweetie you’ll be.
• I know I’m not perfect, but I have a great personality.
• Love you more than I hate the mall.
• We’re getting old together.
• 16 years ago today I had the pleasure of marrying this lovely woman. I have never been happier since we’ve tied the knot. #happyanniversary
• 16 years married, 16 years laughing and loving.
• Happy Anniversary to my husband! It’s been 16 years of being both madly in love and lol-ing together. Thank you for never letting me take myself too seriously.
• I can’t believe it’s been 16 years since we spent our first night together just staring at each other softly whispering the names of celebrities.
• Happy 16th anniversary! I don’t know if you know this, but we have to stay together at least until you can legally drink.
• It’s been 16 years since you first put your arms around me and said, “I’m not letting go.” You held me then and you hold me still.
• 16 years, who’d thunk? You’re getting old!
• Happy 16th Anniversary to the man who still opens all my jars.
• The problem with married men is that they’re very annoying and they’re always saying things like ‘my wife said…’
• My favorite kind of love story is one with a happy ending.
• A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
• Happy Sweet 16! Use your power wisely. I know that’s not how it works but I wanted to sound important.
• Thanks for sticking by me all these years. It’s been real.
16 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Wife
• You are the cheese to my macaroni! Happy 16 years wife!
• It’s been 16 years since you first agreed to marry me. Today I’m still pretty excited about it. Happy Anniversary!
• 16 years ago we had a cheesy wedding and now we’re stuck with each other.
• Sixteen years in marriage and I still can’t figure out why you’re single when we met.
• Happy 16th anniversary to my darling wife. Today all I need is a kiss from you to make my day complete!
• 16 years ago, I married my best friend. Sixteen years later, I’m pretty sure he’s wishing we were still friends.
• Happy anniversary to my favorite person in the world. I can’t believe we’ve been married 16 years, and yet it feels like only a few minutes have passed since we first met in line at the DMV (you were so cute, how could I resist?).
• Yay! It’s our 16th anniversary. That makes it official. I’m crazy and you’re insane! Love u!
• The world has changed in many ways. But every day, you still bring a smile to my face. Happy 16th anniversary
• 15 years ago I asked you to marry me and you said “HECK NO” but then 3 days later, you changed your mind.
• Oh honey, here’s to another 16 years of putting up with you since we said “I do”
• Please excuse all my annoying habits. I have been living with them for 16 years now. Happy Anniversary.
• It was 16 years ago today that I realized I had a stalker.
• 16 years and I still love your face.
• To my incredible wife, I love you more than I did 16 years ago. Which is kind of crazy since i didn’t think it was possible to love someone more than I did on our wedding day.
• Happy 16 years of marriage! I’d do it all again in a heartbeat…
• 16 years of marriage and we’re still on our honeymoon. Wow…you’re almost perfect!
• Happy 16th anniversary, honey! I can’t believe it’s been 16 years! Who would have thought we would still be together? That’s how many days dogs live.
• Happy Anniversary. After 16 years, you still put up with me. That’s true love!
• Happy 16th Anniversary! We may have to get creative with our gifts this year.
• Happy Wedding Anniversary! I’ll be yours for life. I promise this is the last time I’m going to change my mind!
• 16 years and I still like you.
• Happy 16th, honey! I’m glad we’re going to spend it together.
• Will you marry me again?
• Happy anniversary! You’re still a fire in my loins, and an itch I just can’t scratch
• I love you more than I hate everything else.
• You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep.
16 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Husband
• It is such a miracle that 16 years of togetherness out of 365 days and 24 hours, we were able to spend about 900 days and 21,600 hours with each other. I am grateful for this wonderful time spent with the most amazing person in my life. Happy our anniversary!
• 16 years ago today I decided to marry the hottest guy in town. Good call.
• “I love you to the moon and back. I love our family, and I love that it’s just us. You’re my best friend and my soulmate. Happy anniversary!“
• 16 years of marriage and counting. If I’ve learned anything it’s that you’re never too old to sleep with a nightlight.
• Happy 16th anniversary to my soul mate and the love of a lifetime. I love you.
• Happy 16th year anniversary to the man who would take a bullet for me and proofread this card.
• Happy anniversary! 16 years and I think I still love you.
• “Another year of being happily married to the most wonderful woman in the world. It doesn’t get any better than that.”
• Happy anniversary to the man I want beside me every night for the rest of my life
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. – Mignon McLaughlin
• A good husband makes a good wife.
• We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
• To the world, you might be one person, but to me, you are the world.
• You are the cheese to my macaroni
• hey babe, it’s been a fantastic 16 years since we got married. Let’s do more of this every day.
• Happy anniversary to the love of my life. 16 years together, and I still can’t believe how lucky I am to have married my best friend.
• Happy Anniversary! 16 years ago, I married the man of my dreams. The first time was at city hall and the second time was in front of our family and friends. This year, we celebrated 16 years together by not being apart for more than 10 minutes.
• Here’s to 16 years of a social distance marriage!
• 16 years ago, I saw the most beautiful woman in my life. Then she had dinner with me and a few months later we got married.
• 16 years ago today we started our very own ‘happily ever after’
• 16 years ago we had nothing but love. Now, we have two kids and a house with a yard.
• I knew I married you for a reason. Happy Sweet Sixteen, honey!
• 16 years, 13 moves, 5 addresses, 4 kids, 3 dogs, 2 cats, and 1 amazing wife.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• Happy Anniversary to the man who has been by my side through thick, thin, and extra large.
• Aren’t we lucky that we found each other when we were so young. Now our wisdom is fooling you!
• 16 years ago today, you finally realized all of my awesomeness, and asked me to marry you. You are awesome, too. Happy anniversary!
• 16 years, 100s of arguments , thousands of lies, millions of jokes, billions of smiles and trillions of kisses later, we’re still going strong. I love you Happy Anniversary!
• Happy anniversary to the man I’ve loved for 16 years. And, no, that is not a typo!
• 16 years ago, you were stuck with me forever. Today we celebrate that unforgettable moment. I love you!