Funny 17-Anniversary Quotes with Captions: A humorous quote is here to bring the funny side of life into your daily routine and boost your day with a smile. Being together for 17 long years has been quite an awesome experience I have also worked hard to make my life more comfortable in general.
Funny 17-Anniversary Quotes with Captions
• It’s the 17th anniversary of our first date. We’ve been together for 16 years now.
• 17 today! Wishing all the best to the most fabulous 17-year-old around.
• The secret to a happy marriage is still a secret. Still, we got 17 years achieved. Celebrating our wedding anniversary.
• 17 years of being absolutely, madly, head over heels in love with you! Happy Anniversary!
• Roses are red, violets are blue, I get drunk with your son, and now he’s my boo. Happy 17th anniversary!
• 17 years strong, you deserve the world and I promise to always deliver, happy anniversary!
• 17 years ago today, you became my favorite person. I liked it so much, I decided to keep you.
• l am looking forward to many more years of friendship and birthdays with you. Have a fantastic birthday!
• happy anniversary to my wonderful wife. i love you and our family so much. i can’t imagine a life without you. you’re my everything, @username
• We’ve been married for 17 years, but I still know nothing about how this thing works.
• Happy anniversary to two people who deserve a standing ovation and a three-month vacation.
• I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
• At the end of the day, life should ask us, Do you want to save your changes.
• I want to grow old with you and get all wrinkly and grey, I just don’t wanna look at it. Happy 17th anniversary my love!
• Seventeen years ago today I was crying in the bathroom and you were begging me to marry you. Today, I’m still crying in the bathroom and you’re still begging me to marry you
• Oh, sweet 17! You’re old enough to fall in love with a boy and know how to change a flat tire. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 17th anniversary to the man who still knows how to make me laugh.
• 17 years ago, I married my best friend. I just wish I had known it would be impossible to live without you by my side. Happy anniversary!
• 17 years down, a lifetime to go. Happy Anniversary!
• 17 years of love, sacrifice, and happiness. Congratulations to us!
• We go together for like 17 years.
• 17 years later, I’m still enjoying married life.
• 6 years ago, I married a beautiful 6 year old and today she turned 12. Happy Anniversary my love!
• Happy anniversary to the couple that gave me my lifelong best friend. Thank you for all the birthday and Christmas gifts over the years!
• You’re the bae-camel to my spaghetti. cheers to us at 17 years together in love.
• “The greatest marriages are built on teamwork. Mutual respect, a healthy dose of admiration, and a never-ending portion of love and grace.”
• There’s gold in them thar wrinkles.
• Happy 17th anniversary! I really hoped to make this more romantic, but your sarcasm is contagious.
• Happy 17th anniversary to the love of my life, my wife, and the only woman I’ll ever love.
• 17 years ago I married my best friend. And today, I still look like a supermodel next to him! Happy anniversary!
• 17 years with my favorite guy. Just think what we’ll look like in 57 years.
• Another year, another 17 sweet memories. I love you because you are you, That’s the only reason
• 17 years ago I got lucky with you.
• 9 years of marriage. 1 baby. 3 dogs. 5 countries. 17 years old today.
• 17 years sober and I only drink coffee and tea.
• It’s been seventeen forever years since I’ve loved you like this.
• 17 years after jumping out of a cake, I have the best view in the house.
• 17 years ago, I was gifted, you my friend. And ever since then, my life has been a gift! Happy birthday to my best friend and the most real soul I know.
• Oh great, I’m married to my best friend. How lovely…I’ll be stuck with you forever! Happy Anniversary.
• 17 years later, and I still can’t figure out how to work the vacuum…
• You’re one of the people I never get tired of seeing everyday
• Love is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
• 17 years ago today, I first told my friends and family, “I met the guy I’m going to marry!” After a decade-and-a-half of marriage, my feelings for you are stronger than ever. You’re still the guy I’m going to marry! Happy anniversary!
• 17 years of marriage: looking at each other like this.
• Happy 17th anniversary to the one and only person I’d want by my side for all the cute dog videos, Disneyland adventures, and taco runs. Here’s to many more years of happiness and love!
• Cheers to 17 years with the love of my life…it’s been so easy and so great I can’t wait for another year like this one.
• It’s our 17th anniversary and I’m still kinda scared of you.
• Happy anniversary to the man who puts up with my sarcasm and still thinks I’m funny.
• 17 years of late-night TV and eating takeout on the couch. Happy anniversary! I love you so much.
• I’m not sure if I’m getting older, or if this wine is getting better. Happy 17th anniversary!
• 17 years and still in love.
• Here’s to another year of tolerating me! Happy Anniversary my love
• Life is great, but it’s even better when you’re a little buzzed.
• 17 years ago, I said yes to a date with a guy named Brad. I had no idea he would later ask me to marry him—nor that I’d say yes! What a ride it’s been so far. Here’s to many more years of love, laughter, and amazing adventures. Happy anniversary, my dear husband!
• 17 kisses for my 17-year-old. Happy anniversary.
• The best way to remember your 17th birthday is to forget it.
• 17 years and counting, still lifesavers. Happy 17th anniversary!
• Happy 17th anniversary to the man with whom I spend the best 17 years of my life.
• Happy 17th anniversary to us! Congrats on putting up with me for 17 years. I love you more than yesterday, and less than tomorrow.
• in a witty tone: Be sure to take a picture on your anniversary since it’ll be much easier to act as you care later.
• Happy 17th anniversary, babe. I don’t know how we’ve made it through so many years together without killing each other…
• Happy 17th Anniversary! You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese.
• 17 years of marriage has gone by and I still can’t figure out why you haven’t killed me in my sleep yet. May God keep you safe from all the harm that is coming your way.
• We’re all so happy you’re still together. Not many people can say they’ve been married to the same “clown”.
• Time flies when you’re having fun…and I’m a lot of fun…I think.
• There are two times that I want to be with you: Now and Forever.
• It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
• Clever 17th anniversary quotes with catchy captions
• Happy 17th Anniversary to us! We survived the teenage years and here we are with the kids in college.
• Happy 17th anniversary to my partner in crime, my love, my life
• Oh, look, 17 years have passed, we are still broke and happy.
• 17 years ago I met a person who changed my life. Sorry babe, you’re stuck with me.
• 17 years ago today I said “I do” to the love of my life. And I still haven’t found anyone better
• Life with you has been an adventure, one I wouldn’t trade for anything. Happy anniversary.
• 17 years ago, we had a great time together, and now I’m glad to celebrate that day as well.
• 17 years later and this weirdo is still my best friend!
• Welcome to the age when you’re old enough to understand marriage more, and 17 isn’t a joke at all.
• The first 17 were rough, but we made it.
• We started as strangers but we’re closer than family now. Happy 17 year anniversary!
• Seventeen years ago, we were more like two strangers than a couple in love, but one thing that I will never doubt is the strength of our bond. Happy 17th anniversary, honey!
• 17 years ago today my life changed forever. The day I married my best friend, the one person that I could not live without, and the one person I never wanted to leave. Happy Anniversary!
• Anniversary Joke: We know our wedding anniversary is coming, but we never know the day. It’s kind of a surprise!
• 17 years ago, I asked you to marry me. You said yes and we’ve been happy ever since. I don’t know if it has anything to do with the marriage or just my luck that keeps us happy together.
• here’s to another fabulous year of love, happiness, and adventure #happy17years
• 17 years down and forever to go! Happy anniversary!
• Has it really been 17 years since we first met? You’re like fine wine, getting better every year. Congratulations!
• It’s been 17 years of doing everything right, according to the rules, and building a life together. Now comes the fun part.
• If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever. Growing old together sounds great. You are the love of my life and my best friend! Happy Anniversary to the most amazing husband!
• Here’s to us, and all the things we used to do. Happy Anniversary my darling!
• Honey, I love you more today than yesterday but not as much as tomorrow.
• I’m so proud of how long we’ve been together, I think we should cry
• “You might not have been my first love, but you were the love that made all the other loves irrelevant.”
• Happy 17th anniversary to these two, who somehow make it work despite a 16-year age difference.
• You’re still my favorite Instagram to stalk. Happy 17th anniversary!
• You’re my favorite person to eat nachos with. You know me so well, that it’s actually a little scary. (okay, a lot scary). Happy 17th anniversary!
• Congratulations on 17 years of being together and getting on each other’s nerves.
• Happy 17th anniversary to us.
• Happy Anniversary to My Amazing, Awesome, Fun, and Hot Husband.
• 17 years down, forever to go.
• Marriage is truly a blessing, even though it can be challenging at times. We are blessed to have another year of marriage under our belt and look forward to many more. Happy Anniversary!
• Your first date should be a romantic dinner consisting of pizza and Netflix.
• The secret to a happy marriage is being together at 17 and beyond.
• Will you be my last first date, my last first kiss, and my last everything?
• When the cake is so good, you just need to eat it yourself.
• To infinity and beyond!
• True love is reading the same book and pretending you haven’t #17anniversary
• Happy 17th anniversary to my beautiful wife! Is that crow’s feet I see forming around your eyes?
• Happy 17th Anniversary to the man I fell in love with but whose name I forgot.
• It’s been 17 years since we started our roundup of hilarious jokes.
• They’re not called “comfort zones” for nothing. Happy 17th anniversary!
• 17 years of celebrating each other, and we’re just getting started! Happy anniversary!
• Happy 17th anniversary. I never thought we would make it so far. But being with you it seems we can reach the stars.
• 17 & fabulous.
• Time flies when you’re having fun, especially on social media.
• 17 years down, forever to go!
• 17 years of pure bliss and a little bit of craziness.
• Remember when we dreamt about growing old together? Turns out I was right and you were wrong. Have a great anniversary, hubby!
• 17 years, 20 pounds, 2 kids, and one amazing husband later.
• The secret to a long marriage is that you fall in love with your best friend over and over again.
• I’m so glad we are together. Because if you were a tomato, I would still love you and call you my jam.
• Happy 17th Anniversary. In the 17 years, we’ve been together, you’ve always been older than me.
• Happy 17th Anniversary! I Love You For All That And All That You Are.
• 17 years wedding anniversary gift: we’re old!
• When I count my blessings, I count you twice. You’re the best! Happy 17th Anniversary!
• I’m so happy that I married you. Happy 17-year anniversary to us!
• Who would have thought that 17 years ago today, I would be stuck with this annoying person? Kidding! Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 17th birthday to a teenager who’s only been “sweet” once. (It was a sugar rush.)
• Here’s to 17 years of marriage to the same person. It’s really quite remarkable. I mean, statistically, that’s impossible.
• It’s been 17 years since I told myself “I can’t do without you.
• Happy anniversary to the love of my life. Here’s to 17 years, and countless more with you.
• 17 years. 4,334 days. 209,520 hours. Dang, that’s a lot of quesadillas and margaritas!
• 17 years and he still puts up with me… I’m a keeper!
• We’ve been married so long I’ve forgotten who gets to say “I told you so.” Happy marriage anniversary!
• Time flies when you are having fun – unless you are a dragonfly, in which case it’s just windy.
Funny 17 Anniversary Quotes for Wife
• 17 years of you is more than I could ever ask for. I love you, Happy Anniversary!
• The best part of our marriage is that we, both, made it all the way here. Happy 17th anniversary!
• Congratulations on 17 years of marriage—and 17 years of having to remember to turn the gas off before you leave the house.
• 17 years ago, I met this amazing person and made her my wife. And then I didn’t see her for a week!
• I Love You so much, You are my best girlfriend, my lover, my life partner, and my soulmate.
• You still make my heart skip a beat. Happy wedding anniversary.
• I’m so glad I get to spend the rest of my life with you. Happy anniversary, honey!
• Brace yourself for another year of me laughing at my own jokes & you pretending to laugh because you’re so kind. Happy Anniversary.
• This is us at 17. I’m so glad we made it this far and our love is still fresh.
• I love you as much today, as I did yesterday. Which is a lot, because I really like you!
• You’ll have to get me a new wedding ring. This one just broke from carrying all the baggage you gave me.
• Happy 17th Wedding Anniversary to my beautiful wife. I’m so proud of us. Here’s to many more years of unending love and laughter, as well as a lifetime of happy memories.
• 17 years of marriage and you still have the ability to make me laugh… I think that’s a good thing!
• Being with you for 17 years is the best thing that happened in my life.
• If our anniversary is today, that means that I’ve been right 100% of the time for 17 straight years.
• Happy anniversary to the most amazing human person I’ve ever met. I love you forever and always and want you to be my wife for infinite anniversaries, too.
• On our 17th years anniversary, my husband and I are like that old, comfy pair of sweats she loves wearing on a lazy Sunday:
• 17 years ago today, I exchanged my heart with yours. Happy anniversary!
• Happy anniversary to my best friend and husband. Other than you, I have no friends and no other husband.
• Happy Anniversary to the one I’ll always want, even when I’m too old to remember why.
• Have you met the most beautiful woman on earth? me, congratulations!
• All these years I’ve loved you, and I still do. You must be a magician!
Funny 17-Anniversary Quotes for Husband
• I’ll love you even when we’re old, gray, and wrinkly. Happy 17th anniversary!
• We’ve been married for so many years and survived so many things, I just want to say: Thank you! Thank you for loving me and making me laugh every day. Happy anniversary to my husband!
• Happy 17th wedding anniversary to my husband, my best friend, and the only man who can beat me in an arm wrestle.
• Don’t feel bad if your husband forgets your anniversary, mine did twice and he wrote the book!
• Happy anniversary to the man of my dreams. Thank you for making me laugh every day.
• Happy marriage anniversary to the most lovely husband! You make my heart melt each day.
• We’re as happy as two peas in a pod. Or, you know, like two peas who’ve been married for 17 years and have seen each other through thick and thin.
• Happy Anniversary to the man I want beside me every night…for the rest of my life.
• Happy Anniversary baby, you’re still the one. I’m going to cuddle with you until your clothes fall off, just kidding. Love always
• The moment I saw you, my heart whispered, “That’s the one.” Happy anniversary!
• Happy anniversary. When I first met you, I felt like I had known you for years. You have a very familiar feel to you…
• Honey, I just want to say that I love you more today than when we first met.
• Life is better with you in it and I can’t wait to see what’s next.
• Thanks for being my constant companion in our infinite journey of life.
• Happy 17th anniversary to my wonderful husband. I love so many things about our life together, but sometimes the best part of my day is simply waking up next to you.
• You are as sweet as honey and as strong as whiskey. Happy 17th anniversary!
• The past 17 years have been amazing, and I know this is just the beginning. You are the best husband that a woman could ever ask for!
• Happy 17th marriage anniversary! I don’t want titanium or silver – all I want is you to stick around until death does us part.
• After 17 years of marriage, I can honestly say that my husband is just as amazing as he was on our wedding day.
• Happy 17th Anniversary to my husband, who’s still hot, but who now has to get his own beer.
• 17 years of being married to the man of my dreams. This calls for a celebration!
• I love you, I honor you, I celebrate and cherish you. Every day is a celebration of our love, honey. Happy anniversary!
• Happy 17th anniversary. I should probably come clean: I’ve been faking it this whole time.
• I thought I had a good husband until I saw that other women were tweeting about their perfect ones.
• You’re my favorite person to get old with.
• 17 years feels like a few minutes with the right person.
• You’re the only guy I’d share Netflix and Starburst with for 17 years.