Funny 2-Years Anniversary Captions: For those seeking Funny 2 Years Anniversary Captions, we have you covered! This is the perfect opportunity to surprise your spouse with an anniversary quote that reminds him/her of how much you mean to each other. These quotes will make any couple happy. Use our fun 2nd-anniversary quotes to congratulate your husband or wife on their anniversary and help them remember how much they love each other.
Funny 2-Years Anniversary Captions
• Happy 2-year anniversary! It’s been 24 months. I’m tired of this relationship, but we’ll go another 24 more.
• “It may be two years, but your love is still new. Happy 2nd anniversary!”
• I can’t believe it’s been two years since we first started annoying each other. Here’s to many more!
• It’s so crazy to think we’ve been together for like two whole years. My longest relationship ever
• Have we seriously been married for 2 years and not started our own dance crew yet?
• 2 years together, and I’m still getting butterflies.
• 2 years and still as much in love with you as the day we met.
• Hello, two-year itch.
• How time flies when I’m having fun with you! Happy [x] anniversary, my love!
• 2 years, 1 bathroom.
• Time flies when you’re in love with me.
• The first time we met, my heart whispered, ‘That’s the one.’ I’m so glad my heart was listening.
• I’m so glad I swiped right!
• Our two-year anniversary is probably the best anniversary because we’re both still alive!
• Happy two-year anniversary to my favorite fourth dentist.
• Happy 2nd anniversary to the man of my dreams. Let’s spend the rest of our lives together. I’m in!
• 2 years of being together and I have no regrets. Also, none of them are about dating you.
• There’s nothing I love more than laughing with you. Here’s to two years of cracking each other up!
• Pinch me! You exist and I’m the luckiest girl alive. Happy two years in marriage.
• Happy two years to the one who makes me laugh even when I don’t want to.
• Happy 2nd Anniversary to the one who puts up with all my quirks and crazy.
• Two years—200 weeks—1,400 days—33,600 hours. It’s officially been forever, and I’m still into you.
• Two years ago I had the pleasure of meeting you … and it’s been two years of no pleasure since then.
• We’re so in sync, our anniversary is on a weekday this year.
• Just a reminder to the folks who are out looking for their soulmate: You’re never fully dressed without a smile.
• Enough of a break to make us realize how much we need each other.
• This relationship is so old it has its own article on Wikipedia (and a Wikipedia photo too).
• Sometimes, I wake up grumpy; Other times, I let her sleep.
• I do not know what you are doing [or] where you are or who you are with, but I am celebrating your two-year anniversary with another person.
• Happy 2nd anniversary! Here’s to another year of tolerating each other!
• Can’t believe I’ve been eating pizza for 2 years! Happy Anniversary, babe!
• On our anniversary, let’s give thanks for all the memories we’ve created in this little apartment: mostly that it doesn’t have roaches.
• Two years later, you’re still my favorite adventure.
• 24 months. 24 reasons why I love you. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy Anniversary to the best partner in crime I could have ever imagined. (coming up with crimes is hard, let’s stick with love and cuddles)
• To another year of weirdness. Happy anniversary!
• Talk is cheap unless you’re dating me.
• You tolerate me and I tolerate you, which makes us the perfect couple.
• You + me = us.
• I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her romantically
• _Out of all the steps in life, I’m glad we danced together.
• The best things that have happened to me have been when I’ve taken a chance on something or someone
• I still remember the first time I met you, looking back at it now makes me want to laugh. Happy 2nd-anniversary honey!
• Happy 2nd anniversary! I can’t believe it’s already been 2 years and we still haven’t killed each other yet.
• Happy 2nd anniversary to the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
• Happy 2nd birthday to us. It’s been a wild, highly researched, and personally life-changing two years!
• Been together 2 years, not once did I doubt that we were meant to be together.
• Not sure if I should celebrate our third dating anniversary or first wedding anniversary? Oh well, I’ll just raise a glass to both. Happy 3 years!
• It’s been two amazing years of erasing each other’s search history. We have a weird relationship, but I wouldn’t trade it for the world!
• Two years down and forever to go.
• Two years in, and we’re still waiting for our care package from MTV. #RealWorld
• Two years and no reason to bail.
• When I think of our first date, I like to believe that all of the awful puns were just a test to see how much of a good sport I really am. You passed that test with flying colors.
• The best relationship is when you two can act like lovers and best friends.
• Obsessed with my other half.
• Sorry for all the corny presents. We had to buy them—you’re the cheese to my macaroni.
• Happy two-year anniversary to the guy who I can always make laugh, even in my pajamas 😉😂
• Happy 2 year anniversary. This year I will try to control my spending. Happy 2nd Anniversary!
• A more sincere and serious caption option: To the love of my life, I’ll always have your back. Happy anniversary!
• Happy 2nd Anniversary, Bestie! 😘😆
• I’ve officially been with the love of my life for two years! Now let’s celebrate with cake 🎂🎉 #happyanniversary
• Two years ago, we had no idea how much fun it would be to hang out with each other 24/7.
• The first year of marriage is all about adjustment. The second-year is all about arguing about whose fault the adjustments are. Happy anniversary
• 2 years, 1 marriage certificate, and a lot of adventures.
• Happy anniversary, honey! I knew it was love at first sight because I felt like I’d known you forever.
• Happy Anniversary to the best thing that’s ever happened to me, and I don’t mean the movie Titanic…
• That time I got arrested for pretending to be a millionaire.
• Owl always love you. 💕
• I finally found the last piece of my puzzle.
• Happy 2nd Anniversary to our marriage and happy 1st anniversary to our divorce. We did it!
• Happy 2nd anniversary! You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.
• Happy 2nd anniversary, babe! And I still love you more than pizza!
• Happy 2nd anniversary, I love you to the moon and back, unless someone else already claimed it.
• 2 years ago today I gave you my heart… And now we’re like “where’s the remote?”
• Congratulations on 2 years of tolerating each other.
• We’re celebrating two years of golden hour adventures.
• I can’t believe we’ve been married for two years and still can’t agree on a Netflix show!
• We’ve made it! We made it to the golden anniversary of cotton. The 2nd-anniversary gift is cotton, ya’ll. The happy second year, my love. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
• 2 years, 365 days, and infinite memories. Happy anniversary!
• Two years and it’s still going strong. We deserve relationship goals status, right?
• 2 years of you + me = us.
• “We’re not newlyweds anymore, but we’re not old marrieds either. We’re somewhere in the middle.”
• Two years down, forever to go.
• Happy anniversary to the only person I want beside me to annoy me for the rest of my life.
• Happy two years of being in the same Netflix account!
• Happy 2nd anniversary to my one and only. You’re the first, last, and best thing on my mind.
• Happy Anniversary! It’s been two years. Let’s make it three before we kill each other.
• 2 years ago I married my best friend and every day since has been an adventure.
• Two years in and we’re on a roll. Happy anniversary to the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
• Oh, look! it’s our 2nd Instagram anniversary. Time to remember how dreamy our wedding was and then complain about how bad my hair looks in every photo.
• Two years of marriage, five years of dating, and 10 years of friendship. They say people don’t change but you proved them wrong.
• Who knew that I would fall in love with my best friend. Two years and counting.
• Two years of waking up to the same morning show and putting up with my corny jokes. Cheers to you!
• 2 years down, forever to go!
• Two years, two babies, and one madly in love couple.
• Congrats on another year of putting up with me!
• It’s been a rough year, but I’m still happy to spend it with you.
• Happy 2-year-anniversary! You make me laugh harder than anyone else in the world, and I’m always so excited to be with you.
• Happy 2nd anniversary to someone who deserves a whole lot more than paper. Love you, babe!
• This calls for a toast. So, take your drink and put it up in the air for us to cheer for our 2 years together.
• We’re 2 years wiser, 2 years stronger, 2 years more in love. Happy anniversary.
• Thanks for two years of not killing each other!
• Congratulations on your cotton anniversary! But it’s still not as soft and cozy as that bathrobe you got me last year.
• Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively have been married longer than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
• Do you remember when I said I’d always be there for you? I meant it. Happy anniversary.”
• Here’s to another year of pizza and Netflix.
• They say the first year is the hardest, but they must have forgotten about the fighting over whose turn it was to load the dishwasher. But hey, we made it!
• Hooray to the most __________, funniest, and the cutest person I know!
• I’m pretty sure you were the first person to break my heart.
• Marriage is like a game of chess, except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.
• I love you a latte. Happy 2-year anniversary!
• To the person who always makes me laugh, my best friend, and husband. Happy 2nd anniversary!
• Happy 2nd anniversary babe! I can’t wait to spend the next 5 years arguing about which way the toilet paper should hang.
• Thanks for putting up with my shenanigans for the past 2 years. Happy anniversary, I love you!
• Happy 2nd Anniversary to my favorite person in the world. I love you so much!
• Two years ago today, I married my best friend. Thank you for making me the happiest wife in the world.
• Two years of being awesome together? Not bad.
• “Happy anniversary to us! Wait, I’m not sure which one we’re celebrating. Is this the one where I bought the flowers? Or the one with the surprise getaway? It might be the anniversary of when you forgot our anniversary… But whatever it is, I think we should celebrate by going out for drinks.”
• 2 years, 2 years, and I don’t care. Thanks for putting up with me.
• Two years, seven seasons, and one hundred episodes of pure happiness.
• Late 2 the party, but better late than never…I’ve been waiting for this all my life!! #happyanniversary
• If you love being right as much as I do, then it’s a match made in heaven.
• He stole my heart, so I’m stealing his last name.
Funny 2 Year Anniversary Captions For Wife
• Happy 2nd anniversary to my best friend and funniest husband!
• Happy 2nd Anniversary to my gorgeous, hilarious husband. I love you more than the day is long, and then some.
• 2 years, 730 days, or 17280 hours together with you my love. I’m so thankful and blessed to have you in my life.
• Happy 2 years of being a responsible adult!
• When we first met, I had no idea you’d be this important to me. Happy Anniversary, honey!
• Happy anniversary to the guy I fell in love with LOL.
• We’ve had some pretty epic fights over the last 2 years. But I still love you way more than I love being right.
• Marriage is grand, and divorce is about 10 grand.
• It feels like it was only yesterday when I proposed to you and you said, ‘I’m thinking.
• To my amazing wife, who still puts up with me after all these years.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly. I love you, baby.
• Two-year anniversary captions for wife: The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
• Happy 2nd Anniversary to the best husband and wife that ever did it. You guys are awesome.
• I love you because you make me smile, laugh, and feel loved. Happy 2nd Anniversary!
• Happy 2nd Anniversary! Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane!
• Happy Anniversary, Babe! Thanks for putting up with me for 2 years; I know it’s been more of a challenge than you thought.
• I can’t imagine my life was better before you came. Happy anniversary
• Happy anniversary to the love of my life. How did I land a wife who is not only beautiful on the outside but absolutely hilarious as well?
• Happy anniversary with all the love in the world! You are sweeter than cake and cuter than balloons.
• Happy wedding anniversary beautiful. I’ve laughed and cried with you. Thank you for walking by my side through all the ups and downs.
• Happy Anniversary to the woman who puts up with my quirks and accepts me for who I am
• Two years down, forever to go. So thankful to be on this journey with you.
• You are my favorite second wife
• Honey, we’re 2 years old! (Give or take a few months.)
• I’m so glad that I get to spend another year of my life with you.
• Wherever I would go, you would always be my number one.
• Happy 2nd anniversary to my wife who still puts up with me and laughs at all my jokes. Thank you for making me happy.
• Happy 2nd Anniversary—let’s go to the bar and drink our marriage problems away. JK I love you so much!
• “Hey baby, remember that time I took a chance on you and you turned out to be the love of my life? Happy anniversary, sweetie!”
• Life has been better than ever since you said yes. Happy Anniversary!
• Two years ago, I married my best friend. Imagine how happy we’ll be by the time we’re both senile!.
• 2 years, 4 seasons, 1 wife.
• Happy Anniversary, Babe! I love you more than coffee and wine combined.
• Two years together and I still laugh when you say “honey”, it’s “babe”.
• On our anniversary, I promise to make you happy. Oh, wait. I already do that every day. Happy anniversary!
• Wife, you’re still my favorite, even when I’m hungry and you won’t feed me.
• I’m so lucky to have a wife who is always willing to make sacrifices for our family. I’ll take the bigger half of the pizza every time.
• Thirty minutes after the wedding ceremony, we were still waiting for the other guests to show up.
• I like you because you join in on my weirdness.
• I’m so glad you have such good taste. After all, you chose me!
Funny 2 Year Anniversary Captions For Husband
• Happy Anniversary 2 years of love & togetherness
• Happy 2nd Anniversary to my hero and my boo.
• 2 years with you, and I’m still making rookie mistakes. But it’s worth it. Happy anniversary!
• Happy 2 years of being stuck with me!
• Happy 2nd anniversary, bébé!
• Spending 2 years with you is one of the best decisions I have ever made.
• it’s been two years, but I still like you more and more each day.
• Can’t wait to see what other cute things we do together in the next two years.
• I love you today, tomorrow, and forever. Well, not tomorrow. Tomorrow is the anniversary of when we first met, which is a completely different holiday.
• The past two years have gone by so fast. Thanks for being my best friend and partner in crime!
• Thank you for two wonderful years full of fun and adventure. I can’t wait to get another two under our belt!
• I love you more than the distance between us.
• I’m so glad I have a person to be crazy with.
• The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart.
• You know you’re in love when he’s your best friend, your partner in crime, and the one who can make you smile even on your worst days. I’m still smiling today and every day after. Happy 2nd anniversary, @husband.
• Happy two years of our marriage. I love you, babe! You are my cup of tea – sweet, warm, and reliable.
• To the most awesome husband EVER, who is so sweet and funny that he makes me laugh every day! Thank You for being you! Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 2 Years! We’ve made it to the end of our engagement.
• Happy 2nd Anniversary, honey! I still can’t believe my parents let me keep you.
• In our 2nd year of marriage, the only thing better than the honeymoon phase is our wedding cake!
• Happy 2nd anniversary. I can’t believe two years have passed since we met—it seems like only yesterday, but I’m glad it did.
• To my first and best adventure partner! Cheers to two years of marriage, countless trips, and many more to come. I love you.
• 2 years in and I still don’t know what I did to deserve you.
• With you, it’s like we didn’t just start dating yesterday. It feels like we’ve been married for years.
• Two years ago, I got the best wedding gift ever… You. ♥️
• Happy anniversary to the man who puts up with all of my imperfections and loves me anyway!
• Two years down and too many to go. Happy Anniversary!
• When I tell you I love you, I don’t say it out of habit. I say it to remind you that you’re the best thing that ever happened to me.
• It’s me and you. You and me. No matter how similar, we still go together like peanut butter and jelly.