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Funny 20-Year Anniversary Quotes
• A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other 27th Anniversary Captions.
• It’s been 20 years since our first date, and I’m still banking on the fact that you’ll never find anyone better.
• It’s been 20 years since we said “I do,” yet, I still do. Happy Anniversary! #mrandmrs
• Someone takes the wheel! We’ve been married 20 years and are on cruise control.
• Our years together have been so full of fun and adventure. I can’t wait to see what the next 20 years bring!
• Happy Anniversary to us! We’ve made it 20 years together and can finally be called old love birds.
• 20 years ago, I gave you the key to my heart. Now I have your house key.
• Here’s to a beautiful twenty years. I can’t believe we’ve been married for so many years, I thought it was only about 5.
• It’s been 20 years, and we’re still counting on more happy years together in love.
• I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it!
• You are my favorite thing about life.
• And they said it wouldn’t last…but it’s 20 years already with love wings.
• Happy Wisteria, the Japanese art of letting wisteria vines grow up trees.
• As we slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction.
• You’re the one I love and you’re my forever buddy. Congrats on 20 years of marriage.
• happy 20th anniversary! the last 20 years have been really fun with u, I can’t wait to see what happens next.
• 20 years ago, I swore to love you for better or for worse. 10 years ago, I broke that promise. I renew that promise.
• Twenty years together feels like forever, but it also feels like we just started dating.
• Twenty years ago, I married my soulmate. Happy anniversary!
• I’m so glad we’ve stayed together this long. These last 20 years have been, by far, the most annoying of my life. <3
• Happy 20th anniversary, honey! I was going to give you a watch, and at this special time, I promise you all my love.
• 20th anniversary is china. Gonna start breaking stuff.
• It doesn’t matter where you are in this world as long as someone is there holding your hand. I love you and I miss you.
• He puts up with my sarcasm and I put up with his snoring. After all these years, I guess we’re even.
• We’ve been together for so long…I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence.
• I know we’ve had our ups and downs, but I just want to let you know I’m being completely sincere when I say: Up Yours
• 20 year anniversary quotes for fiancé. ‘It was just like our marriage, perfect.’
• Stay with me and you will notice that 20 years of marriage is not boring. I love you, baby!
• For our 20th Wedding Anniversary I wanted to get something my wife will cherish forever. So I got her memory foam pillows.
• It’s our 20th anniversary, but like I always say: if you can make it through the first twelve years, you’ve got it made. It’s funny because we have been married for 20 years.
• What better way to celebrate 20 years than with a bunch of people we don’t know at this awkward party?
• Happy 20th anniversary! Here’s to another 20 of happiness, love, and laughter.
• Here’s to 20 years of marriage, and happiness together.
• We dared to dream, scream and fly. All we needed was a little push. Today, we stand tall; the foundation of our home is our love for each other. Happy 20th anniversary dear hubby
• Time flies when you’re having fun. I can’t believe it’s been [X] years since we met and started dating.
• Happy 20th Anniversary! Now you can buy the alcohol.
• Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.
• You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.
• Today’s been awesome, but tomorrow is going to be even better.
• May you never love in vain and your Valentine always be the same.
• Life is a journey and the best adventures are found when you get lost.
• 20 years since our first date! 20 years since I first heard your ‘Dad Jokes’ – YOU ARE ONE IN A MILLION
• 20 Years of Marriage. Still Swiping Left on Menus.
• “Yeah, a 20-year marriage isn’t easy. But it sure beats the alternative.”
• 20 years ago, I married my best friend. Time has done nothing to change that.
• Happy 20th anniversary. We were made for each other. Have you ever seen a stud and his old lady who are so in sync?
• “I don’t know how you put up with me, but I’m so glad you do. You are the perfect partner in crime.” #HappyAnniversaryToUs
• Happy 20th anniversary to the man who puts up with me day in and day out.
• Feeling nostalgic for the ‘good ole days’ like 20 years ago.
• 20 years of us – and still no grown-ups!
• My husband is my best friend, my greatest support, my biggest comfort, my strongest motivation, my truest smile, my deepest love, my favorite, my forever. I love you.
• Twenty years and I’m still into you.
• I’m still in love with the person I was when I met you.
• they say everything is better with age but I think that’s just my husband
• Life can be tough, but it’s a lot easier when you’re not alone. Thanks for sticking with me, babe.
• Here’s to another 20 years of trying not to kill each other. Happy Marriage Anniversary!
• 20 years together and you still haven’t let me cut my hair. I’m keeping it long forever now.
• Twenty years looks great on you!
• Happy Anniversary to us! We are so lucky to have each other, and I want you to know how much I love you.
• Happy 20th anniversary of the first time we argued over who ate the last piece of cake.
• Happy 20th Anniversary to us! I guess that means we survived the terrible twos!
• Do you ever look at old photos and think, ‘I’ve always been this cute.’ Love never gets old.
• The secret to a long and healthy marriage is to not be married to somebody who hates humor.
• Everyone has a friend who’s that person. You know, the one who puts their foot in their mouth all of the time? The one who blurts out the obvious or says something when everyone else is thinking it? How about a multi-purpose caption for someone like that? Try these:
• A couple that can laugh together, stays together.
• Two people are a couple but three people are a party. #CoupleTrio
• A good spouse is one who serves you a good breakfast in bed, and the best spouse is one who cleans up afterward.
• A recent survey found that men say they do more housework than their partners think. I’m shocked and outraged by this because it means women think I do some of the housework.
• Married for 20 years and still in love. And, that’s all because of you my dear husband. Happy 20th anniversary!
• It’s been 20 years since we started dating, and I still can’t stand you.
• When you’re in a relationship for 20 years, every day is like a vacation
• 20 Years of Marriage and I still don’t know what you’re thinking. You’re welcome!
• Twenty years of marriage and all I got was a lifetime of happiness. What can I say?I love you.
• Where did the time go!? We can’t believe we’ve already been married 20 years.
• 20 years of marriage. Only 3 divorces and 2 annulments.
• Today I celebrate my eternal love for you. Happy anniversary!
• A woman who can make you feel like you need a drink after she’s gone is worth marrying.
• Everything’s a little bit funnier when you’re married to your best friend
• The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.
• I love you even though the kids can’t tell us apart.
• It seems like only yesterday that we said, “I DON’T KNOW HIM!”
• We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
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• A good husband makes a good wife. We have been married 20 years now and I believe I am the best of wives. Happy 20th anniversary to my husband, my best friend, my lover, and all-time annoying person in one package.
• Today, I’m celebrating 20 years as a couple with the love of my life. From eating pizza on the floor and sharing one computer at college to our new home and company, I can’t imagine this crazy and fulfilling journey without you by my side.
• 20 years ago I married my best friend, the one that still puts up with me today. Happy anniversary honey!
• 20 years ago, I gave you my heart. Today, I’m wishing I had gotten a receipt because you still have the original 😉 Happy anniversary!
• Twenty years of marriage and all I got was this lousy matching tattoo.
• 20 years ago today, I saw you and I was like, “That is so us.”
• 20 years can feel like both a lifetime and a split second when you’re looking back on it.
• It’s been 20 years. No wonder I’m tired!
• The first year of marriage is the best. The last year of marriage is the worst!
• Love my partner. Even with the wrinkles and age spots, they are still sexy to me.
• I’m not saying our marriage is perfect, but it’s pretty darn close.
• We have been together through thick and thin, but mostly thick.
Funny 20-Year Anniversary Quotes for Wife
• Happy 20-year anniversary to the love of my life! I’m so lucky to have you as a wife, a partner in crime, and a best friend.
• Happy 20th wedding anniversary to my love and life. The past 2 decades have been filled with romantic moments, and passionate kisses and I hope we can create many more beautiful memories together in the future.
• Happy 20th Anniversary! This is the first of many years of marriage that I will be sarcastic about.
• 20 years of being my best friend, making me laugh, and putting up with me. You deserve a medal! Happy anniversary!
• If they say marriage is the grave of love, then our marriage has proved them wrong. Happy Anniversary.
• 20 years ago, I married my best friend. Today, I’m still in awe of how she manages to put up with me.
• Happy 20th Anniversary to the woman I love, who has grown more beautiful with each passing year.
• Our anniversary proves that marriage and a time machine don’t mix.
• It’s taken me 20 years to look this good. Happy Anniversary Darling!
• After two decades together, we’re still harboring petty grudges and making snarky comments about each other. Happy anniversary!
• After 20 years, I am still her first and she is still my last.
• I don’t know what the secret to a long marriage is, but the key is to find a woman who loves to ski and play golf. -Jack Nicklaus
• I never want to stop making memories with you
• Here’s to another 20 years of running away from our responsibilities together. Happy 20th wedding anniversary, darling!
• 20 years is too long to be married and not know how to spell sarcasm.
• Happy 20th anniversary honey! I love you more today than I did twenty years ago, but not as much as tomorrow.
• Happy 20th anniversary, my dear! I’ve only loved you for 18 years and 364 days.
• Happy anniversary, my love! I’ve only loved you for 1 day less than 20 years.
• Happy 20th anniversary, my dear! It’s been an incredible journey, but I need more time to love you unconditionally.
• Happy 20th anniversary, my dear! You can say I got a little carried away.
• Happy 20th anniversary to the better half of this couple! After all, you’re only 18 years and 364 days older than me.
• Happy 20th anniversary. I only love you on Leap Day.
• Happy anniversary, my love. I’m so lucky to have you in my life, even on our off days.
• Happy 20th anniversary! Man oh man, each year with you has been more rewarding than the last. I can’t wait for our next one!
• Haha! It’s been a year and 2 days since I’ve been waiting for you to get married already. Oh, sorry, it was 3 years and 365 days.
• Just so you know, I’ve been counting down the days until I could finally wish you a happy anniversary.
• I love you more than the number of days in a year, which is 364.
• It’s been a blast, right? Now help me wash my hair out of this tub!
• Being married to you feels like I am legally drunk. Happy anniversary!
• Happy 20th anniversary to two imperfect people, who refuse to give up on each other.
• You’re the only path I’ll ever need to follow. Happy Anniversary My love
• Happy 20th anniversary to you. Here’s to another dozen years, my love!
• Honey, we’re still like newlyweds – only older. Happy anniversary!
• Every marriage is different, but ours has been a happy one… at least half of the time!
• They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is love and after marriage it is self-defense.
Funny 20 Year Anniversary Quotes for Husband
• Celebrate your 20th anniversary with a few of our favorite funny marriage quotes.
• Though we’re happy that our marriage has lasted 20 years, we’re more grateful to still be in love. Happy Anniversary, my love.
• Happy 20th Anniversary. It’s time to celebrate the love we feel for each other and all the wonderful times we share. I love you, Happy Anniversary
• After twenty years of marriage, I’m sure you’ve learned what needs to be said and what doesn’t. Happy 20th wedding anniversary.
• I’ve been married for over 20 years. I think it’s time to be a little more selfish than I’ve been. This is my happy hour so pour me another glass of wine and keep the food coming.
• The sign of a successful marriage is that if you asked either partner, they would say they’re the happiest they’ve ever been.
• Congratulations on two decades of putting up with each other. Here’s to another 50 years!
• Congratulations on finding the only other person you could stand to be around for the last twenty years.
• It’s funny how a person who was once a stranger could become someone to you that you can’t imagine living without.
• I was an innocent being…then my wife/husband happened.
• The first time I saw you, I fell in love with your smile. After 20 years, I still fall in love with your smile every time I see it. Happy Anniversary to the man who never stops amazing me.
• 21 years of our wedding and I am still in love. Happy Wedding Anniversary!
• If I could put our 20 years of marriage into words, they would be: I love you. Then: What? Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t listening.
• 20 years of marriage and you still put up with me. You deserve a trophy!
• It’s been 20 years and it seems like yesterday. I still remember the day we met and I knew you were the one. I love you very much! Happy Anniversary!
• We’ll celebrate 20 years of marriage by posting something mushy on social media.
• 20 years of love, trust, and adventure. One could not have asked for more. Happy anniversary!
• As we look back over the past 20 years, our lives have changed completely and I wouldn’t want to do it with anyone else. You are always in my heart! Happy Anniversary!
• Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops. Happy anniversary!
• “Happy 20th anniversary to the person I have no intention of divorcing.”
• Wanted to do something special for your 20th anniversary, but I couldn’t find a card big enough. Happy anniversary.
• Happy 20th anniversary to the person who still puts up with me and my many quirks.
• 20 years! I’ve come to realize that the only thing I was right about on our wedding day was when I said, “I do”.
• Marriage is the golden ring in a chain whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is Eternity. Love you, my sweetheart.
• Funny how that happens. 20 years today, husband. Feels like just yesterday we were doing the whole marriage thing for the first time 🙂 I love you more than ever my sweet hubby. Happy Anniversary!
• It takes skill to be a husband for 20 years, and you have it. Happy anniversary!
• Congrats on 20 years of marriage – please don’t ever change.
• After 20 years of marriage, we are still having fun. I’m not sure what is more amazing – than you put up with me all these years or that I continue to find you so incredibly charming.
• Twenty years ago I fell in love. You were the last man on earth I thought I would marry, but here we are and I’m so glad we found each other. Thanks for being my rock, my best friend, and my favorite person. Happy anniversary!
• Today, you’re not my husband. You’re not my best friend, the father of my children, or even my coworker. Today, you’re the guy that stole my heart 20 years ago. Happy anniversary!
• Here’s to 20 years of love and happiness! I can’t believe it’s been an entire year since you gave me that beautiful anniversary gift.
• Someone’s marriage anniversary will always be special to me… Not because I am invited but because my husband will give me the whole day off. Happy Anniversary.
• ‘In those 20 years we’ve shared everything. For two people who are not related by blood, we sure have spilled a lot of it together.’
• Twenty years of marriage and he still hasn’t learned the right way to put the toilet seat down. Still, I wouldn’t trade him for anything.
• When we got married, I told my wife “Honey, I will open the door for you, if you promise never to leave.” She said “Deal!”. 20 years and more.
• The best couples are those who can laugh together at the most ridiculous things. Congratulations!
• Happy anniversary to the only man I’d fight a bear for.
• Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t have to give her back to her parents.
• If you love me, I will always be in your heart, if you hate me, I will always be in your mind.