Funny 26 Years Anniversary Quotes: When you get married, your relationship is no longer engaged. You have become a married person. But if you still have the same best friend and even more, then surely it means that your bond has grown stronger over time. Your love for each other is stronger than anything else. That’s why anniversary quotes are an ideal way to convey your feelings during this special day. As much as you want to just lay down and feel happy about the fact that you’ve been together for so many years, there are always moments when you’re reminded of how far things have come together.
We all hear the saying, “Age is just a number”. But this is not just a cliché. It’s true. And that’s because 26 years together means a lot to most couples. I’m sure that soon you will be laughing about it too with these Funny 26 Years Anniversary Quotes.
Funny 26 Years Anniversary Quotes
• 26 years may seem long but the memories make it seem like we got married just yesterday.
• May your love and admiration for each other continue to grow. Happy 26th Anniversary!
• I’ve been trying to give you hints for the past 26 years. If you still haven’t realized I’m crazy about you, I don’t know what to do! (happy anniversary)
• It’s been 26 years, and you still drive me crazy!
• 26 years in, I can promise you that there are more ups than downs, and learning to laugh at yourself makes the ride a whole lot smoother.
• Twenty-six years ago on my first day of work, I was told the world is flat and that women should be seen and not heard. Well, I’ve been working my ass off and watching my mouth ever since! Happy 26th Anniversary to me!
• When you and your significant other have a sense of humor, it’s easy to poke fun at the years that have passed.
• I love you more than cheese and beer, which is a lot. Happy Anniversary!
• A wise woman once said, ‘Never date a man who owns cats or parrots.’ Twenty-six years later, I say that was the best advice I ever got.
• Ignore all those who say marriage is a way for two people to get tied down and lose their individuality. Marriage is actually a way for two people to find their individuality and still be tied down.
• A marriage is like a house. When a light bulb burns out you do not go and buy a new house, you change the light bulb.
• I’ve looked for you my whole life and finally found you. Where were you?”
• “I love you like a fat kid loves cake!”
• The first year of marriage is called the year of adjustment. We’ll see.
• You and I, forever. Happy 26 years anniversary.
• Congratulations on 26 years of marriage! You’re really lucky to have each other. Let’s play bingo at the nursing home because I don’t think we’ll make it another 26 together!
• Happy 26 years! I love you more now than I did then. Well, not really because when we were younger we had fewer problems and could afford to love each other more. But I still love you.
• I’ve had 26 years of wonderful memories with you and I look forward to all the years yet to come. Happy anniversary to the sweetest woman I know!
• 25 years ago, I was lucky enough to marry my best friend. Since then, she’s given me two incredible kids, a beautiful grandchild, a warm and loving home, and a great reason to look forward to growing old together. Happy Anniversary Honey!
• I still remember the day I married you, darling. 16 years ago Today! I promise to love you forever, Happy anniversary my all
• 26 years married. Only 364 left to go.
• 26 years ago today, we celebrated our first date…and the rest is history. Happy anniversary to my partner in crime!
• Congratulations to us on #26Years! We’re not old, just seasoned.
• 26 years ago a wonderful, creative woman took a chance on this lanky, thing man. It’s worked out pretty well! Happy anniversary, Wife!!!
• 26 years of being able to legally do nothing with my life.
• 26 years of adventuring together and I still love holding your hand.
• 26 years ago, I married my best friend. Then I met him.
• I don’t know how people survive without you. I am so glad I have you to be with. Happy Anniversary!
• I love you more than yesterday but less than tomorrow.
• 26 years ago, I married a wonderful man. We’ve been together for a long time. Again, happy anniversary!
• For 26 years, you have been my best friend, my soulmate, and the love of my life.
• It’s been 26 years since we tied the knot. It feels just like yesterday. Happy anniversary!
• You know what the best thing about being married for 26 years is? I don’t remember.
• You’re the cheese to my macaroni. And 26 years ago, I gave you my heart. Happy anniversary!
• Happy 26th anniversary to the one! Before you, I only faked being in love. Happy anniversary!
• Since the year we met, my love for you has been growing exponentially. Happy anniversary!
• In the movie of our lives, I would be happy to play your love interest forever. Happy anniversary!
• This anniversary is a very special day. After all, it’s so great to be celebrating another year of being married to my best friend.
• Getting bored of me? Now you know how my wife felt 15 years ago! Happy anniversary, babe!
• It feels great to be 26. It’s a time of maturity and confidence, so I feel very grateful.
• Let’s go down memory lane and remember the good old days when we used to be much younger and have less gray hair.
• You’re the Lorelai to my Rory.
• Today we celebrate the joy and excitement of 26 years together. Happy Anniversary!
• 26 Years. It’s been a wild ride. I’m so glad we decided to go through this together. Happy Anniversary to us!
• I would have been married to you for 26 years today, but I forgot my pickup line after 25.
• Celebrating 26 years together, I can say you are the funniest man in the room, but you never make me laugh harder than when you forget your wife’s birthday.
• Happy 26th anniversary to the greatest couple in life.
• Congrats to my parents on their 26th anniversary! I hope they had a great day of arguing and unsaid passive-aggressiveness.
• Here’s to 26 years of wedded bliss and all that jazz.
• Happy 26th anniversary, honey. I love you more and more as each year passes.
• 26 years ago today, I said “I do!” What was I thinking? Kidding, of course, I knew what I was doing…Happy Anniversary to my one and only!
• It’s the first time when I can say that I still love you more than yesterday.
• It’s our wedding anniversary today, so I’m going to treat him like he treats me.
• Here’s to another year of being ‘old’ together. Happy Anniversary honey!
• On this day, 26 years ago, a very special person was born. Unfortunately for me, it wasn’t me! Happy Birthday!
• I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it!
• I’m very happy to be with you for 26 years. My love for you means everything to me.
• Happy 26 Years of Togetherness!
• Happy 26th Anniversary to the love of my life. Keep Calm, I’m still in love with you!
• Your love is as snug as a bug in a rug. And now, we’re 26 years young!
• You have seen me at my worst and you are still by my side. I’m so glad I can call us friends after 26 years.
• Being married to my best friend for 26 years is a blessing.
• I’ve loved you forever. I will love you FOREVER. But sometimes my arm gets tired. Happy Anniversary!
• To the world, you may be just a mom and a dad, but to your family, you are the world. Happy Anniversary!
• The day my life changed forever. Happy Anniversary!
• I think the best thing about marriage is that it has taught me to love someone more than I ever loved myself.
• You are my best friend, the person I turn to with my problems. You’re the love of my life, my laughter, and my tears.
• A true relationship is when you can let go of pride and just be together.
• The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
• 26 years ago today I got the best gift ever… you! Our anniversary is the perfect time to say once again thank you for being my soulmate. Happy anniversary, love.
• “26 Years of being kicked out of restaurants for laughing too loud. Happy Anniversary Honey.”
• Happy 26th Anniversary. Because I’m still an immature 25, we just celebrated our first anniversary and are looking forward to many more to come.
• Today is the 26th anniversary of MY marriage, which means I’ve been married to the same man for over half my life.
• 26 years ago today… I became so happy to call you my wife.
• I’ve loved you for 26 years but I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow.
• Since our wedding day, I’ve thought of you as my best friend. It makes me happy to know we’ve grown together over the years, and that our friendship has only improved with time. Happy anniversary!
• Congratulations to the newlyweds! May you start a new journey, filled with love and plenty of coffee.
• All these years later and we’re still on each other’s nerves. Happy Anniversary!
• A few wrong turns might have landed me in the aisle of your supermarket. But I’m glad that you swept me off my feet at the checkout counter.
• “You know you’re in love when you look at the world through the eyes of your beloved.”
• The best part of 26 years is we still like each other.
• 26 Years and still as beautiful as the first day we met. Happy Anniversary to us!
• How do you write 26 years of marriage on a card? Congratulations! It’s still not too late to run.
• 26 years with you has been the best ride of my life! Thanks for being amazing, love you lots!
• 26 years of marriage and still in love.
• Dearest Bob, it’s been quite a ride since our first date 26 years ago! I love you now more than ever. Happy Happiest Anniversary!
• 26 years is a lot of time to stay in love, even if you are an Irish.
• I am so glad that we are together, my love. I look at you and feel so blessed, I can’t imagine my life without your hugs and kisses, happy anniversary!
• You know you’re having a good time when you can laugh at each other’s jokes 26 years later.
• 26 years later and he still puts up with me. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 26th anniversary to the person whose middle name is Google because everything I want to know about them is just a click away.
• Time flies when you’re having fun. Who’s having fun? Me. Who’s having me? You. Happy Anniversary!
• “The first time that you saw me, you looked at me like I was magic.”
• Far too often, we fall in love with who people pretend to be.
• You’re the cheese to my macaroni. | All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. – Walt Disney
• 26 years together. Who would have thought that time would fly? Happy anniversary!
• The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time. Enjoy the next 26 years!
• It’s been 26 years of love, happiness, laughter, and sometimes silence. Happy Anniversary to us.
• I can’t believe we’ve been together for 26 years! Time sure flies when you’re having fun.
• Congratulations on being awesome for 26 years.
• Being married for 26 years is like trying to cook yourself a meal, you are on your own.
• 26 years ago today my heart grew three sizes and I was able to love you with all of it. Happy anniversary, baby!
• It’s been 26 years and I still won’t throw you back!
• I know I may have said we’re celebrating our anniversary, but I meant you’re celebrating your anniversary of being with me.
• According to Veggie Tales, “God made you special and he loves you very much”. So, let’s stay together for another 25 years!
• I wasn’t planning on loving you. I just ended up liking you more than I expected.
• All you need is love and a bottle of wine.
• If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much.
• 26 years of marriage. You guys are like peanut butter and jelly. Everybody knows you belong together!
• I hope the next 26 years are as amazing as the first! I love you so much. Happy anniversary!
• Happy twenty-six years of being awesome together! / My favorite person and my favorite drink.
• Happy 26th anniversary to my husband! Here’s to more years of me ignoring your advice and giving you the silent treatment when you’re right.
• What’s the key to a happy marriage? Two people who have gone through all that life can offer and have chosen to face it together. Happy anniversary!
Funny 26 Years Anniversary Quotes for Wife
• Funny happy anniversary quotes for wife from hubby to make her smile and realize how much you care for her.
• Dear Wife, Even though I know what the word anniversary means, I never knew how it felt until I married you. Happy 26th Anniversary.
• You said 26 years ago, I do and you still mean that. I love you more than ever. Happy anniversary to the best wife in the world!
• Just because you’re husband and wife, doesn’t mean you have to stop dating. Happy Anniversary
• 26 years and still have no complaint. Happy anniversary dear!
• Happy 26th anniversary of our first date, the day we fell in love.
• I love you babe, not just today but every day, I am so grateful that you chose me to be your wife.
• Happy anniversary to the woman who is my closest friend and the only person I would want as my getaway driver.
• You’re the Jimmy to my Fallon. Let’s celebrate our 26 years of laughing!
• The more I live the more beautiful life becomes. Happy Anniversary!
• A 26th anniversary is a big deal. That’s how many years I can still fit in my wedding dress!
• Man is the head of the family, but the wife is the neck. And she can turn the head in any direction she wants.
• We are going to be friends until we are old and senile. Then we can be new friends!
• A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
• Let’s be more than just friends. Let’s be frenemies.
• Happy Anniversary💐Honey, let’s go guarantee another 26 years together & happy life. I love you with all my heart.
• “Happy anniversary to a couple who is still going strong after 26 years, even if one of you has gone gray.”
• Happy Anniversary to the love of my life. The one who is Cheesy and makes me smile every time!
• Happy anniversary to us! Here’s to another 26 years of me just loving you more than you love me.
• In case you forgot today is our anniversary. Happy 26th anniversary, sweetheart. I hope you’ll still be around for the next 26th year to come!
• Happy 26th anniversary to the woman of my dreams. (Thanks for putting up with me this long!)
• Happy Anniversary to the most amazing and gorgeous woman I have ever known.
• Every day with you is like a roller coaster ride, but I love that there’s not a single dull moment. Happy Anniversary.
• The two of us can conquer the world. Happy Anniversary, my love. I love you to the moon and back!
• Marriage is like a cell phone contract, a two-year commitment.
• You are the first thing I think about when I wake up and you’re the last thing on my mind before I go to sleep. Happy Birthday!
• I feel so lucky to have found someone who I can annoy for the rest of my life!
• I’m the luckiest girl alive because I believe in magic, and he is my magic.
• You May be older now, but so am I, and together we are much better.
Funny 26 Years Anniversary for Husband
• Happy 26 Years, my love! Thanks for putting up with me.
• Happily married. 26 years & still going strong.
• 26th wedding anniversary has been a roller coaster of emotions. Happy anniversary to us! I love you more than words can say.
• You know what’s great about marriage? I don’t have to change my last name cuz I already have yours. Happy Anniversary to the best husband in the world!
• Wifey for life. Never ever forget I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. ❤
• 26 years ago today, I married the world’s greatest husband, who also happens to be better looking than David Hasselhoff.
• I still remember how obsessed you were with socks when we first started dating, and now for our anniversary, you gift me a laundry basket.
• One thing I have learned in 26 years, is you are hot and cold.
• Happy 26th anniversary to the man I love, but who isn’t allowed to read my memoir.
• You fill my heart with joy, you make me smile each day. Here’s to another year of falling in love with you more every day.
• How beautiful it is to be loved, to be wanted, and to be needed by the person who is your universe.
• Happy anniversary to the person whose sneezes I can’t hear because we live in different time zones.
• Happy Anniversary to the “gravy to my biscuits,” the “fries to my ketchup,” and the ultimate “cake topper.” Thank you for making every day an adventure.
• It’s been 26 years together and I still have to remind you to do your laundry!
• I love you more with each passing year. I’ve loved you for 26 years and will continue to do so until the end of time. Happy Anniversary!
• I promise to always love you even if you are too old to remember our anniversary.
• 26 years ago, I married the hottest man in the world. The good news is, he’s aged much better than the wine! Happy anniversary!
• Happy Anniversary from your *perfect* wife!
• Happy 26th anniversary to my love, who still makes me laugh every day.
• Dear Husband, let’s celebrate that I haven’t killed you yet.
• It was a mother’s idea to get you two together. Glad it turned out so well. Happy Anniversary!
• 26 years ago I said “I do” to my best friend. You are one of a kind, a diamond in the rough, an extremely hard find. I kept you now you’re mine…
• 26 years ago today, I met my knight in shining armor. Turns out he was just an idiot wrapped in tin foil, but I love him anyway 💕 🤡happy anniversary @yousafkhan.
• Every anniversary with you marks another 12 months I’ve had to deal with and learn from someone who is stubborn, annoying, and completely lovable.