A couple’s wedding anniversary is a special day to commemorate and celebrate the union of two people you love. These funny 28 years wedding anniversary quotes will not only make you laugh but also keep your spirits high.
Funny 28 Years Wedding Anniversary Quotes
• Congratulations on 28 years of being together. I’m jealous of your secret of always looking so happy and beautiful together.
• Yes, we are still married and no, I have no idea how it happened. Happy 28th wedding anniversary my love!!!
• 28 years of marriage together through thick and thin, wrinkles and liver spots you have always been my twin.
• Happy anniversary to my one and only. 28 years and still going strong! I love you with all my heart.
• Happy 28th anniversary to us. Here’s how we survived the first year of our marriage: beer and sports on TV. (and also love and understanding)
• We have been through so much, but you have always been there for me. I love you with all my heart. Happy anniversary, dear!
• Happy 28th anniversary to us – it’s a pretty big deal to make it this long without killing each other.
• Thanks for sticking around with me, even when I’m a complete disaster. Here’s to another 28 years!
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• The first year of marriage is so hard cuz you’re just learning all of each other’s annoying habits.
• Marriage is like a roller coaster, some go up and some go down.
• We’ve been together so long, I can’t remember which one of you is the bad influence.
• “You are the person that I want to talk to when I need to say something.”
• It takes a lot of love, laughter, and patience to make it through 28 years together. Congratulations
• Happy Anniversary to the couple who still knows how to keep their love fresh.
• Twenty-eight years of love and laughter. Twenty-eight years of ups and downs. Twenty-eight years of bliss and sorrow. And we’re still holding on.
• Happy anniversary to the person who still puts up with me after 28 years.
• After 28 years you’d think we’ve had enough time to perfect this marriage thing. It’s still a work in progress, but at least I have one more year to get it right!
• On our wedding anniversary, let’s take a trip down memory lane and relive some of the best moments. Happy Wedding Anniversary to us!
• 28 years and still going strong.
• When you look at me, what do you see? You should see your best friend, the one you can tell your dreams to. The one you can trust with your fears and worries. The one who dries your tears when you are sad and laughs with you when you make a fool of yourself. I am proud to be that person for you.
• Life with you is so exciting. So much fun.
• Let’s be real, I’m like a good coffee. Not always easy to handle, but well worth it in the end.
• I guess we know who wore the pants in this relationship…
• Tell me everything you know… I don’t want to miss it!
• We’ve come a long way, baby.
• 28 years of marriage and you still put up with me. I really should get you something nice for putting up with me.
• To my husband of 28 years. I couldn’t have asked for a better man to spend my life with. You are everything to me. Happy Anniversary!
• 28 years with my best friend. ❤️
• As my husband of 28 years, I love you for your sense of humor, your generous heart, and your ability to point out the silver lining in any situation.
• Happy 28th Wedding Anniversary! It’s a silver jubilee. So, I’m bragging about it.
• You are still the same as when we first met 28 years ago except now you are a little taller, heavier and grayer!
• Twenty-eight years, who knew? I’m glad that you do now! Happy anniversary.
• You’re the peanut butter to my jelly! (Or, in this case, the apple juice to my apple juice!) I love being your wife. Happy Anniversary!
• Marriage – the easiest way to get the attention you deserve.
• The best thing about my marriage is you have no idea how much I love my wife.
• To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!
• Here’s to another year of dealing with you.
• You’ve been married for 28 years! Not bad for a couple of kids you met at the back of the class.
• It’s been 28 years and you still make me laugh. Thanks for being my partner in all things, laughter included. Happy Anniversary! I love you.
• You still make my heart skip a beat even after 28 years of marriage.
• Someone calls the fire department because 28 years of marriage has set off a major spark in our marriage.
• 28 years. Two kids. One dog. No regrets.
• Happy 28th anniversary to us! We’re so lucky to have found each other.
• Happy anniversary, my dear. I’m so happy to have you as my husband.
• 28 years ago I fell in love with my best friend, and now I get to marry him.
• On your birthday, we wish that each year the best day of the previous year in life, happy bday my love.
• Congratulations on tying the knot. Now, let’s get this divorce party started!
• Let’s take a moment to celebrate the anniversary of my parents’ first kiss.
• A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
• Another year, another wrinkle. Happy anniversary!
• I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.
• Life was simple before quarters, nickels, dimes, and pennies were added to our lives.
• Happy Anniversary, honey. It’s been a wonderful 28 years – as friends, as lovers, and as spouses.
• Today my strange marriage is 28 years old. It’s been the longest time for us to be together. I am dying now and I’m worried that you are going to marry someone younger than me.
• “Happy 28th wedding anniversary darling, enjoy the ride. There isn’t any other like it in the universe.”
• After 28 years of being married, we have finally figured out the key to a long and happy marriage. Two words: Tired and Sleepy
• happy anniversary my love, forever will be not enough time with you.
• He swept me off my feet and he still does, 28 years later!
• A wedding anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
• I never knew what love was until I found you. My love for you has no limits and knows no boundaries. Happy anniversary to my soul mate!
• Who knew we would still be together all these tears later? Happy 28th anniversary, darling.
• My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
• Happy anniversary to a couple who is not afraid to let their freak flags fly.
• Happy Anniversary! I was going to get you a diamond ring, but I thought this would be more useful.
• I’m so happy I get to spend the rest of my life with you.
• It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.
• Have you ever had to sneak out of bed to go pee and you come back and your wife is sleep-singing the theme song from Jaws.
• Happy 28 years of wedding anniversary! Being married for 28 years is an achievement. I wish you all the best for the next 28 years.
• The secret to a long and happy marriage is never staying together for more than 28 years. Happy anniversary!
• For my wife, the past 28 years have been marked with a lot of patience and love 💕.
• Happy 28th anniversary honey! I know 28 years is a long time, but we’re just getting started.
• Happy 28th anniversary! It’s been so long that I forgot to whom I was married.
• 28 years with my best friend, lover, and biggest supporter. You’re the icing on my cake.
• Happy 28th Anniversary to the man who swept me off my feet and promised to never put me down, even when I’m annoying. Happy Anniversary.
• After 28 years, it still feels like yesterday, but I am glad that I have you besides.
• Thanks for putting up with me for the last 28 years. Here’s to 28 more!
• Happy anniversary…to the most beautiful couple in my life.
• The secret to a happy marriage is leaving the toilet seat down #happilyeverafter
• He’s stuck with me all these years, he doesn’t have a choice now.
• It’s funny how the longer you’re with someone, the more you notice your similarities.
• I don’t know where I’m going from here, but I promise it won’t be boring. David Bowie
• 28 years of friendship and love. Thanks for staying by my side. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 28 year anniversary, 28 years ago I fell in love with you and the rest is history.
• 28 years, 2 kids, and a houseful of memories later. Happy anniversary!
• Here’s to one of the best couples I know! Happy Wedding Anniversary to my loving parents!.
• 28 years ago. He came into my life and swept me off my feet. I was head over heels in love with him the moment he asked me to be his partner for life.
• Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite. Happy anniversary, my love.
• Congrats on 28 years of slaving to somebody else’s dreams.
• “I loved you then, I love you now. May we have many more anniversaries to come.”
• The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.”
• I had my husband trained. I said: ‘If you want dinner, do the dishes.’ And now he does. He used to leave them in the sink. It’s been two weeks and it’s working.
• Just like fine wine we keep getting better with age. The only thing is I drink more than you and that’s 100% wine…
• Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
• 8,000 days. Still counting.
• You were my favorite hello and are now my hardest goodbye
Funny 28 Years Wedding Anniversary Quotes for Husband
• When you’ve been married for 28 years, your anniversary starts to be counted in dog years.
• Wedding anniversary is special for a couple and it adds another milestone in the journey of their successful married life. It is a great feeling to have a partner with whom you can share all your ups and downs, and live each moment with love.
• My wife still puts up with me after 28 years. She must really love me.
• I married you 28 years ago because of who you are. I fell in love with you 28 years ago because of who you make me feel like. You’re my hero.
• I Love you every day and today, even more, Thank you for making this marriage so meaningful. Happy Anniversary!
• 28 years ago I married my best friend…and today I still feel like the luckiest girl in the world to have him as my partner, lover, and friend.
• On this day, I vowed to love and cherish you forever. Our wedding may be over but I will never stop loving you. Congratulations on our 28th wedding anniversary!
• My husband and I have been together for 28 years, but sometimes it seems like we’re still in the honeymoon phase.
• I may have lost my heart to you but I have also won your love in return. Wishing a happy anniversary to the most wonderful couple.
• 28 years ago today I married my best friend. We were just kids but we somehow knew what we had was special, and it is.
• 28 years ago, I got a call from the world’s most handsome man”
• Happy anniversary to the person who puts up with me every single day. I love you.
• Honey, I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it before my first cup.
• Happy 28 Years of Marriage, Husband. You have given me hope and faith during the best and worst times of my life. I love you with all my heart!
• Congratulations on being married 28 years. By now, you must have
• Happy 28th wedding anniversary, to my friend and husband. And now, my enemy for life.
• I’ve been married for 28 years now, the first 10 years were just trial and error, we are still working on the rest to improve it.
• Happy 28th wedding anniversary to the only man I’d ever want to see in his birthday suit, or any other suit for that matter.
• 28 years ago, we tied the knot. Then we promptly unwrapped it and returned it for a full refund.
• When I say forever, I mean 28 years so far. Happy anniversary!
• It doesn’t matter how long it’s been together. What matters is the love and happiness you share with each other!
• …And on the 28th day, he said, “Let there be House & Home.” Happy 28-year anniversary to my favorite man.
• Happy anniversary to my better half who’s also my better three-quarters.
• 29 years and counting, or rather 96 in dog years.
• To you, my best friend, my soulmate, and my love – the only girl I will ever adore.
• Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day
Funny 28 Years Wedding Anniversary for Wife
• My wife has been with me for 28 years. It feels like a lifetime with my best friend. I am lucky to have her. Happy Anniversary!
• It’s been 28 years and you are still the same girl I met 28 years back, who loves spending her day in the kitchen cooking and my money.
• I Love You, and I Like You! Happy 28th Anniversary!
• Like a fine wine, you get classier with age. Happy 27th anniversary to the most beautiful wife!
• Happy 28th anniversary to the woman who puts up with my terrible jokes on the daily.
• Happy anniversary, love of my life.
• Happy 28th anniversary to the woman who still puts up with me , even after all these years.
• You are such a blessing to me. I’m excited to spend the next 28 years with you.
• 28 years and we are still learning how not to kill each other.
• 28 years ago I married my best friend. Here’s to making the next 28 just as amazing.
• What’s the secret to a long marriage?
• I still remember the day you told me you loved me. I said No, thanks. Happy anniversary anyway.
• Here we go again! Happy 28th-anniversary sweetheart.
• I thought love was just a mirage of the mind, it’s an oasis, it’s real and I see you.
• Dear Wife, 28 years!!! Finally legal!!!
• Since the day I met you, my life has never been the same. Happy 28th wedding anniversary to a beautiful wife.
• 28 years and our love still feel like the best-hidden secret. Happy anniversary!
• 28 years of marriage I’ve come to learn that if you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say…talk in your sleep.
• After 28 years, I finally put a ring on it. Thanks for putting up with me all this time and all this time to come.
• I am still searching for the perfect gift for our 28th anniversary. So, until I find the right one – I love you!
• Happy Anniversary! I can’t believe it’s already been 28 years since your 18th birthday.
• Wow, 28 years since you agreed to legally bind yourself to me?! Time flies when you’re having fun.
• 28 years ago I married my best friend. It still feels like a dream.
• Another year older and another reason to LOL.
• 28 years ago we made a pact to never have kids, so have I convinced you to change your mind yet?
• You’ve loved me all these years without a break.
• We have gotten closer to finding a cure for marriage than we have COVID-19.
• Happy Funny Wedding Anniversary to my amazing wife. I’m so proud of us for making it 28 years! It’s not easy being married to a comedian, but you make it look effortless.
• “I never knew how much I cared about you until I saw your photo pop up on my phone screen ” Happy 28th-anniversary dear.
• 28 years of love, laughter, and not much of fighting.
• Happy 28th Wedding Anniversary to my sweetest.
• A reminder to be thankful for all the years we spent raising our eyebrows at the same jokes. Happy 28th anniversary
• 28 years in and I still love a good pun. Happy Anniversary!
• Blessed to be married to someone who puts up with me for 28 years and counting!
• This is to the woman who stayed with me on this day she said I do 28 years ago today and still tolerates me
• I’m sorry I don’t have a gift for our anniversary. But you made me the luckiest man ever by staying married to me.
• You make 53 years feel like 28. Happy Anniversary.
• Roses are red, Violets are blue, You’re the apple of my eye, And here’s to many more years together.
• Congratulations to us! We are wrong as we have always been.
• Love isn’t something you find. Love is something that finds you. Happy 28th wedding anniversary #28years
• “Life has been a journey and I am so glad that you have been my partner in this journey. Happy 28th Anniversary.”
• 28 years ago, I asked you to marry me. You said yes, and my life has been a joy since then. Happy anniversary!