Funny 29 Year Wedding Anniversary Sayings to Wife: Are you looking for funny 29th wedding anniversary sayings to your wife and want to make her smile, laugh, and be delighted? Here are some of the funniest, silliest and cutest anniversary greeting quotes.
Funny 29 Year Wedding Anniversary Sayings to Wife
• Congratulations on 29 years of marriage! Here’s to us, Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary my darling!
• Congrats on 29 years of marriage in which you still haven’t figured out how to use the dishwasher.
• To the woman who put up with me for 29 years…I love you, and I can’t wait to do this again next year. Happy anniversary!
• 29 years down and forever to go. Happy 29th Anniversary to my darling wife.
• Happy 29th anniversary to us. We have been through so much together over the years, and I am proud to call you my wife. You are my life partner, and I love you!
• The secret to our happy marriage isn’t a surprise after 29 years. It’s ‘Yes, dear’ every time. Happy Anniversary!
• It’s been 29 years of marriage and we still don’t know it all. Happy anniversary sweetheart!
• Happy 29th anniversary to the woman who has made me really really really really really really happy for 29 years.
• I’m so glad I married you, not only for the 29 years of marriage but for the past 29 hours.
• It’s been 29 years since he put a ring on it and I couldn’t be happier!
• Your beauty is like a puzzle, and I am addicted to finding the right pieces. Happy Anniversary to my gorgeous wife!
• Happy 29th Anniversary! At least I thought it was this year. Or is it next year?
• Another year is passed, and another year is gone. But, you’re still gorgeous and I’m still in love with you. Happy anniversary!
• Congratulations on a decade and a half of surviving me Happy anniversary!
• I still think you’re a trophy wife.
• How do you celebrate being married for 29 years? Easy, just do the same thing you did on the first day. Ignore her.
• We’ve been married for 29 years, longer than most of our friends have been alive. Happy Anniversary!
• 29 years ago I said “I Do” and I still do. Happy anniversary to us.
• Here we go again. Happy 29th anniversary to my wife lol.
• You are the most beautiful wife. I am blessed to have you. Happy Anniversary!
• A wedding anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. Happy Wedding Anniversary to us!
• For 29 years, you have put up with me. I can only imagine what the next 29 will bring!
• Marriage is an amazing adventure—the longer the journey, the sweeter the prize.
• This is the last year I get to make fun of you for being a year older than me. I love you, wifey!
• The key to a good marriage is finding someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes and still thinks you’re amazing.
• I’m so happy I didn’t listen to all those people who said marriage wouldn’t last more than a year.
• Today is our happily ever after. 💕
• 29 years ago, I married the woman of my dreams. Since then, she’s been spending a lot more time sleeping in her dreams. To my one true love, Happy Anniversary
• Happy anniversary to you, Happy anniversary to you! Exactly 29 years ago I told myself ‘I’m going to marry that girl.’
• 29 tears ago, I married my best friend. 29 years later, we’re both still laughing.
• Anniversary wishes to my wife!!! I love you more today than yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow. (I’m corny)
• Happy anniversary honey! We’ve been together for 29 years, but I still don’t know who you are!
• Happy 29th anniversary to you, my love. I seem to recall that at the time of our wedding, I promised to be with you in sickness and health: I didn’t know that would include being sick of you!
• Our marriage has been a perfect example of how two imperfect humans can be so perfect together. Happy Anniversary My Sweet Wife!!
• To my beautiful wife, I couldn’t have picked a better woman to spend the rest of my life with…I’m just glad you were patient enough to stick around. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy anniversary to my better half. I love you.
• “I wish I could say you’re the best husband I ever had, but I’m pretty sure I’m your only wife.”
• Six years of marriage and you still haven’t learned my coffee order.
• Happy Anniversary to the woman who puts up with me despite my lack of cleanliness, complete disregard for tidiness, and my obsession with the TV remote.
• The secret to a long and happy marriage is separate bathrooms. And separate bedrooms. And separate houses.
• When my wife is feeling tired or down, I like to remind her that somewhere in China a new bride is just sitting down with her husband.
• Happy 29 years of marriage to my favorite person in the world. Better take good care of me, you look old.
• My dear wife, Happy 29th wedding anniversary! I still love you as much as the day we first met. I hope to spend my life with you.
• 29 years ago I married my best friend, and to this day she’s still putting up with me. Happy anniversary!
• Happy Anniversary to my lovely wife of 29 years. In those short years, you have aged 16 and I have aged 30
• 29 years married. 29th-anniversary gift: 1/2 a dollar per year, and I did the math right in my head. You can verify it on your calculator if you want.
• We’ve been married 29 years and our last name is still the same. LOL
• We’ve been married for 29 years. We rarely agree on what to watch on TV. Isn’t that just hilarious?
• 29 Years…I definitely got lucky with this one. Marry your best friend.
• I can’t believe it’s been 29 years since my girlfriend gave me a swirly.
• Happy Anniversary to the woman I fell in love with without even knowing it.
• Crazy is having the same argument for 29 years and expecting different results.
• “If I had to do it all over again, I’d choose the same man and add another 20 years to our marriage.”
• Might have forgotten our anniversary, but I didn’t forget to pick up the takeout.
• 29 years of marriage and I still can’t find the right words to describe my wife’s cooking skills.
• Well, it’s been 29 years of marriage, and I still haven’t given up on you.
• You are not the only one I celebrate this day. Hopefully, you aren’t mad that we are celebrating my 29 years of being married to myself. I love you, happy anniversary!
• I thought you were crazy before I married you. In 29 years, that notion hasn’t changed.
• Thirty years of marriage is a long time to put up with each other!
• Always by my side! Happy Anniversary to my beautiful wife and best friend. I love you ❤️
• It’s official: 29 is the new 0. But that’s only because you’re forever young! Happy anniversary!
• My favorite thing used to be coming home to you. Now it’s leaving the house with you! Happy anniversary!
• To my wife: Thanks for putting up with me all these years.
• A wedding anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance, and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.
• Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.
• To the woman who puts up with me every day, I am so lucky to have you. You are the reason I do what I do. 29 years later and my love for you has only gotten stronger. Happy Anniversary.
• You hold the key to my heart. 29 years of marriage with you have been a lifetime of happiness.
• Since I’ve married you, all my friends have envy me. Best 29 years of my life.
• Happy Anniversary to my amazing wife, the woman who still puts up with me after 29 years!
• 29 years and you’re still my best friend, the best partner, and best everything else.
• Happy Anniversary! 29 years together, and I still remember you being much younger
• Happy 29th anniversary to my wonderful wife. She makes a great cup of tea and has a lovely personality. And I’m not just saying that because she’s watching me write this
• Happy 29th anniversary, my love. You have been by my side through thick and thin and everything in between. I can’t imagine this life without you.
• No wonder you love me more, I am wearing the crown for years. So much more to go, happy 29th anniversary!
• :heart: Here’s to 29 years of being together. We’re finally that couple that gets a free “world’s greatest” coffee mug on our anniversary. :heart:
• It’s been 29 years? You’ve aged so well 😉
• We hold this truth to be self-evident: For richer or poorer, in sickness and in health, for better or for worse, love is the greatest of all. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy anniversary! You’re the best thing I never knew I needed.
• 29 years of being together and I am still in love with you just as much, if not more!
• 29 years ago I fell in love with you. 29 years later, nothing has changed.
• 29 years ago our eyes first met, and 29 years later they’re still in the same place.
• 29 years ago, I didn’t realize I was marrying a superhero.
• Happy Anniversary to the most amazing wife in the world. You still make my heart skip a beat.
• “I would say happy anniversary but we both know that I don’t care about anniversaries. We’ve been together for too long to pretend like today is anything special.”
• Happy Anniversary to the man I adore and the father of our children. One reason we have a happy marriage is that we were sensible enough to choose each other.
• Now, you’re stuck with me for life. Happy anniversary to both of us!
• Time to celebrate! Happy 29th anniversary! Who wants cake?
• This is the last year we can celebrate our anniversary like newlyweds!
• To my partner, who I didn’t realize made me grow up.
• I love you more than I love getting drunk. And I really, really love getting drunk.
• It’s amazing how one thing can change your life forever
• Keep calm and celebrate 29 years of marriage.
• “29 years is a long time to be married to someone. But I haven’t even thought about divorce yet. …
• I fell in love with you! Happy 29 wedding anniversary, honey.
• 29 years ago, I met the most wonderful guy. We were married 3 months later and had two children, and a house with a white picket fence. Then my parents came to live with us.
• Here’s to 29 years of living with a person who gave up her life for me and loves me unconditionally.
• The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Happy 29th anniversary.
• It took you 29 years to look this good. Happy anniversary! Psst: If we make it to 50, I’ll buy you a convertible Mustang.
• Happy Wedding Anniversary to a great husband and wife.
• Happy anniversary to us. Our 29th year together has felt like our 1st year together… in a coma.
• Happy anniversary to the woman who still puts up with me after all these years.
• If you happen to see my wife today, it’s our anniversary. So, wish her a happy one… From me.
• Happy 29th! Thanks for putting up with me for this long. I guess we’ve made it, so let’s celebrate
• One day I am going to marry you and it will be the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me.
• The husband should be the head of the wife just as Christ is the head of the church.
• 29 years I thought it was going to be a disaster. Happy Wedding Anniversary to the best wife in this world.
• Like the rest of our relationship, these 29 years have been an adventure.
• Happy 29th wedding anniversary to the woman who will always remind me of what I want, but not what I need. Congratulations!
• After 29 years of marriage, we are more like a cozy old shoe than a hot new pair of stilettos.
• Happy 29th Anniversary to my (almost) 30-year-old wife.
• If I knew then what I know now, I’d have married you 29 years ago.
• This is my husband’s 29th year of telling me he can fix it.
• I’ve been looking for a woman like you my entire life. Happy anniversary.
• Happy anniversary to the most beautiful wife, I wish you a long life full of happiness and joy, my love.
• You could say it was love at first sight. I didn’t see you, but I noticed your car. The only reason it took me 29 years to notice that you were in the car.
• A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. Happy Anniversary to the one I’ll always want, even when I’m too old to remember why.
• It is a pleasure to share our wedding anniversary with you, honey! I am so glad that you are my wife and that we can feel the joy of this day together.
• No two people could have been more in love than when we were newlyweds. Now that I’m mature, I value and appreciate you, even more, every day. Happy anniversary.
• Loving you has always been the easiest thing to do.
• True love doesn’t come to you, it has to be inside of you.
• In a world where people are getting separated every day, you two make me believe in love. Happy 29th wedding anniversary!
• After 29 years of marriage, I still have all the patience needed to deal with you! Happy Anniversary.
• 29 years of love and a few jokes
• I’ve loved you since the day I met you. Lucky for me, that was 29 years ago. Happy Anniversary!
• I still remember the moment we met. It was like a dream. Today, 29 years later, I realize that it really is a dream come true. Happy Anniversary my love.
• 29 years with you, and I still don’t know what’s for dinner! xoxo
• Wishing a fabulous couple a wonderful 29th anniversary! Happy anniversary…
• After 29 years of marriage, I discovered the secret to keeping our spark alive: low expectations
• Happy 29th Anniversary, honey! I know I’ve said it a thousand times before and I’m gonna say it again: You’re one in a million.
• Happy 29th anniversary, I’m the luckiest person on the planet because I get to spend my time with you.
• I love you more today than I did 29 years ago, but not as much as I will tomorrow.
• Today marks the 29th time I’ve had to buy you flowers.
• I fell in love with you because of a million tiny things you never knew you were doing.
• It has always taken all of me to love, even when we were kids and you wore my hand-me-downs.
• Wife you are the queen of my heart, the one I love, and the one who has made me the happiest for 29 years. Happy wedding anniversary dear wife!
• When you have the love and commitment of your wife, you are absolutely unbeatable. Happy 29 years!
• 29 years of marriage and still going. We were meant for each other. Happy Anniversary!!!
• To my wife of 29 years, I call you my queen. You’ve been there with me through thick and thin.
• It’s gonna be fun, the whole journey together! I love u more than ever. Happy 29th Marriage Anniversary.
• Honey, you’re as sweet as ever. Shall we have another 29 years of togetherness? Happy Anniversary to us!
• Happy 29th anniversary to the woman I’ll always love, even if she’s not as beautiful as when she first met me.
• I refuse to say how many years we’ve been married. It’s not because I don’t know the answer, it’s just because I want to pretend that our relationship is still young
• It’s our Wedding anniversary and people are asking me why I’m still with you. I’ve never answered that question because the answer is so obvious! You’re hot!
• Still haven’t figured out how to make her laugh? Just tell her you love her. Happy 29 years of love.
• If I had a nickel for every time I fell asleep on the couch next to you, I’d have . . . well, about $0.25.
• I love you every day, every hour, and every minute. I am so proud to be your husband. Happy anniversary to my beautiful wife!
• Happy 29th Wedding Anniversary to the love of my life! I hope there are many more years to come.
• Happy 29th anniversary to my wife who is the personification of grace, beauty, kindness and guac with a side of chips (because she’s out of this world).
• I don’t remember many of the things you did for me ever since our marriage, but I still remember that you forgot my birthday last year. Happy anniversary my dear!
• I’m looking forward to the arrival of your 29th birthday. Happy Anniversary, my love!
• Like my love for you, this bottle of red will never age. Happy 29th anniversary!
• Wedding anniversaries are amazing because it gives us all the more reasons to reminisce about the most special day of our life- the day we went from being “me” to becoming “we”. Happy anniversary
• Happy wedding anniversary first to the person who made me believe that fairytales do come true.
• Those 29 years flew by pretty quickly. I guess it’s true what they say: time flies when you’re having rum!
• I’m so happy we are celebrating our #anniversary today because I love you to the moon and back!
• You stole my heart and I’m out to get it back..
• Every day I fall more in love with you, even though you keep getting taller.
• Yea, it’s been a minute, and I’d say we’re doing pretty great 😘#HappyAnniversary
• Today I celebrate another year of putting up with me.