Funny 5 Years Anniversary Captions. To celebrate this joyful occasion, we gathered together a list of creative captions for your 5 wedding anniversary, Being married for five years can be considered an amazing milestone for any couple to reach. These collections of funny 5-years captions all have the main idea, love, and humor.
Funny 5 Years Anniversary Captions
• happy 5 years of being annoying to each other and getting food together #5yearswithyou
• 5 years as girlfriend and boyfriend, 4 years as a fiancee, 3 years as husband and wife, and 7 more to go to get our reward in heaven.
• Happy 5 years to the person who can make me laugh as no one else can.
• 5 years, yet we’re still immature. Happy anniversary!
• 5 years of marriage…thank you for letting me be my weird self.
• Happy 5th anniversary! Can you believe how much we’ve achieved in 5 years? I mean, living and breathing is quite an accomplishment.
• I can’t imagine a better five years than this. Happy anniversary, hubby.
• 5 years down and still going strong! If I have learned anything about marriage, it’s that a sense of humor and a love for tacos makes everything better.
• 5 years of battling through life together
• This magical ride wouldn’t be the same without you, my friend. Happy anniversary!
• The years have passed so quickly, the heart has been filled with joy. Happy Anniversary to my Best Friend!
• We’re in our 5th year of, “You pick the restaurant.”
• The best part about meeting you was planning on growing old with you.
• So far, this is the oldest I’ve been.
• Been together 5 years and I still think it’s a joke we are married
• “Happy anniversary to my wonderful wife. You deserve a husband who is as gorgeous and charming and funny as you are…and I’m working on it.”
• 5 years together, and I’m still very picky.
• 5 years of being annoying together
• They say the first five years are the hardest, which is why we’re really looking forward to the next 70! Happy anniversary
• Five years ago we were too drunk to remember our wedding, so we decided to do it again.
• five years ago today I didn’t even know you, and now look at us we are beginning to look alike.
• One person, one love, one lifetime. Let the adventure begin!
• Thank you for sticking by my side through all of the craziness, happiness, and challenges. Here’s to many more years!
• “I didn’t kiss you on the first date because I respect you.”
• We’ve been together so long, the back of my head is starting to look like the front.
• I can’t help falling in love with you.
• Please don’t forget to put the toilet seat down. Happy 5th Anniversary!
• 5 years, 52 weeks, 365 days, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes, and 31536000 seconds…and I know it was meant to be. Happy Anniversary!
• Five years and we still haven’t found each other annoying!
• Let’s look forward to another beautiful year of ours. Happy anniversary!
• 5 years down, forever to go.
• Happy anniversary to the person I had to marry so the state would leave us alone.
• It’s been five years but he still puts up with my shenanigans.
• We’ve managed to stay married so far.
• t’s only been 5 years, but it feels like a lifetime.
• we may be married but we are still BFF’s
• Five years ago, I married the love of my life. So, that makes today “National Regret This Decision Day!”
• It’s been like 7 hours and 15 days
• we are still working on not killing each other.
• Where do we go from here?
• 5 years together as a couple and our chairs still don’t co-ordinate. Happy anniversary, Love!
• 5 Years Together. Well at least we have lasted longer than that time you had a crush on me in 8th grade
• 5 years of being married to you has been full of love, laughter, and lots of wine. Here’s to many more years!
• 5 years of love ❤️💔 2 kids 🙄😂 1 dog 🐶 & I still feel like I won the lottery 🍀
• Happy 5 years to us! Cheers to all the times we’ve been together and apart, through thick and thin.
• #5yearsofus #5yearsofmarriage #5yearschallenge
• It’s been 5 years and we love each other even more now than on the first day.
• Wow, I can’t believe it’s been five years since you started forgetting important dates. Happy Anniversary, my love!
• A relationship like this makes you feel like you’re in a romantic comedy. It’s been a fun five years, and I can’t wait to see what the next five bring!
• Peep our 5-year anniversary issue with a fresh-faced @jennakristina on the cover 💓 link in bio 🍰 🍰 🍰
• Hey baby, you wanna see a magic trick? 🎩 I’ll make these five years disappear!
• 5 years ago I met the love of my life, I’ve been waiting for him ever since…
• You’re not just the love of my life, you’re also my best friend 🎂✨
• You are my rock. Thank you for always being there.
• And they lived happily ever after… until the next argument.
• Happy 5 years! I don’t wanna make it sound likes it’s been easy, but our love is still standin’ after all this time.
• happy dating anniversary.
• 5 years and still waiting for him to finally pop the question.
• 5 years down, forever to go 💍
• 5 years ago I saw you for the first time and said to myself: “He’s gonna be the father of my children.” Then I got to know you.
• 5 years down and forever to go!
• Here’s to five years of a favorite person who forces me to wash my hair and put on pants
• 5 years and a million cups of coffee ago
• When you think of me after we are together, I want to make you smile and laugh. Because that is what I do.
• You drive me crazy but I’m the one who loves your driving skills.
• We’re all about celebrating the good times and tolerating the bad times.
• Wherever you go, please remember to look for me. I’m the one who keeps on staring and smiling at you.
• It only seems like yesterday that we started our honeymoon
• if you can’t be with the one you love, love the one you’re with
• We’ve made it 5 years together, yet I still find myself the luckiest person to have you by my side. Happy Anniversary to the one I want beside me every night for the rest of forever.
• Well, this is awkward. Happy 5 years together!
• They said forever and a day, I guess that’s five years anniversary.
• Happy 5 years to this guy. I would’ve chosen anyone else, but you’re stuck with me 💍
• Feeling pretty proud we’ve already made it 5 years. I was expecting this to last 20 days, tops!
• Happy 5th anniversary! Yay us!
• 5 years. 730 days. 17,520 hours. 1,051,200 minutes. 63,072,000 seconds…and still counting!
• 5 years down and still going strong! Cheers to forever 🥂
• Happy anniversary to me and my shadows.
• from heart to heart, from soul to soul, from me to you … best wishes on this special day!
• Time flies when you are having fun!
• They said it wouldn’t last. They were right: it only got better.
• When you spend more time arguing than kissing, it’s time to address the problem.
• The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. Happy 5 years!
• Happy five years. I’m so lucky to have you in my life and we won’t stop until we reach 10, 20, 30 and more years together.
• Can’t believe it’s been 5 years, but I’ll never forget the first time our eyes met. It all started when you accidentally liked my selfie, and I responded by creeping your profile lol. Who would have known that we would be here today? Let’s keep on growing together!
• 5 years married and still laughing together.
• 5 years with you and I am still smiling like an idiot when I see you.
• Happiest five years to the most wonderful person on Earth. It’s funny, how I never knew how much love felt like until I met you. You changed me for good.
• It was love at first swipe. Happy Anniversary!
• It’s been 5 years and I couldn’t imagine life without this strange dude.
• I promise to love you forever, today, tomorrow, and even on Facebook.
• Happy anniversary to the one I love so dearly, the one who makes me laugh, the one I want to grow old with.
• The great thing about marriage is that you get to find out what the other person was really thinking.
• I know you love me. I just wish your family did too … and that’s OK! 😉
• If our love was a movie there’d be a lot of shooting scenes
• From “meh” to “marry me”.
• Happy five years of marriage! I still like you. I think.
• Hard to believe… But it’s been 5 years since we started taking daily selfies.
• We’ve been together for 5 years! Cheers to another 5 more! Don’t worry, I’m not going anywhere. I gotta stick around for a few more anniversaries.
• They say love hurts, but I’m pretty sure it’s actually all the laughing that we do that gives me a stomach ache. So here’s to 5 years of laughter, love, and belly hurting good times!
• 5 years and still no ring? LOL JK!
• 5 years down, forever to go!
• Either of you can’t remember your wedding vows.😂
• To the best husband I never had.❤️
• I still love you even when there’s no free wifi.
• The longer I’m with you, the harder it is to remember how I lived without you.
• You’re still putting up with me? 👀
• Well, it’s certainly been half a decade.
• Here’s to another year of making it by the skin of our teeth.
• Sometimes the shoes are what makes the outfit ✨
• 5 years ago we took the best decision of our lives:) Happy anniversary my love!
• Happy 5 years! Still the most awkward person at weddings.
• 5 years down and forever to go, Cheers to 5 years!
• We have been together for 5 years so i thought it was time to let you go
• I never knew I could love someone so much in such a short amount of time…happy five years!
• Happy (belated) five years of being not married!
• It feels like just yesterday we were saying five years? That’s a long time. Happy Anniversary
• I feel like I’ve known you forever. Which is great, because you owe me $20 from 5 years ago.
• 5 years down, forever to go.
• One of us is clearly in the wrong place 😏.
• It may have been half a decade, but we still have the same great chemistry together.
• I have no idea what I ever did before you.
Funny 5 Years Anniversary Captions for Wife
• Best. Wife. Ever. PS – this isn’t an anniversary card.
• It doesn’t matter how many years passed before we met. It matters how much I love you today, tomorrow, and forever Happy 5 year anniversary.
• The first 5 years were rough, but we made it out alive! Happy Anniversary.
• Happy 5th anniversary, to my favorite coffee date.
• 5 years, 365 days, and 8,760 hours later still I do!
• Happy anniversary to the man who keeps me smiling every day.
• The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don’t find very often, then that is what love is all about.
• five years ago, I married my best friend. still waiting for that wedding toast. congrats to us!
• I love everything about you, except the fact that you never love me back.
• I don’t think that you are funny, but I do think that you are a comedian.
• In the past five years, you’ve taken on cooking, cleaning, and dishwashing; It’s been a rough half-decade.
• You are the only one who can make me smile even when I’m crying
• I’m so glad I finally get to live it up with my best friend.
• I don’t know what I did in this life to deserve you.
• The best is yet to come.
• It’s been five years of love, romance, and endless fights. !
• 🎉We’ve been together for five years, and I’m still not tired of you. 💕💕
• Happy Anniversary! Here’s to 5 years of friendship, laughter and so much more.
• Five Years Anniversary is the Wood anniversary. It’s a reminder that we’ve only had wood for our anniversaries. So far, so good!
• Dear Wife, It’s been five years; I’m not a newlywed anymore.
• Happy 5th Anniversary to the woman I want beside me every night… for the rest of my Netflix account.
• Happy 5 years, let’s do it again
• Happy 2nd anniversary to us, it only feels like we have been married for 6 years.
• Happy anniversary to the woman I don’t deserve, but who still likes me for some reason!
• 5 years ago I said, “I do”. Best decision I ever made and a moment I would never undo.
• My love for you won’t age a day. I will love you forever and always.
• Here we are 5 years later and I love you more than ever. It must be true what they say, ‘If you love it let it go. If it comes back to you it’s yours forever.’
• In our bedroom, we make a lot of mistakes. In our kitchen, we just make mistakes.
• We may not have it all together, but together we have it all.
• Happy 5th anniversary to my wife. I promise that the hair on your head will never turn gray. Because you will be bald forever
• 5 years of love, laughs, and pouring each other coffee. We are a perfect match.
• Celebrating 5 years with my best friend and partner in crime 👯♀️ It was fate that we found each other and I love you today more than I did the day we met! Thank you for everything.
• It’s been half a decade of love, laughter, and living dangerously with you. Happy anniversary darling!
• They say that you learn something new every day. It turns out I still don’t like you. (5th year Anniversary)
• You stole my heart and they say it’s not stealing if you never give it back, so here we are 5 years later and I’m still stealing your heart. Happy anniversary!
• You have been a nagging wife all these years, but I still love you
• Happy 5th Anniversary to the woman who still puts up with me on Facebook.
• 5 years, and still no regrets.
• The best part of having you as my husband is that I have the privilege of marrying you over and over again.
• I can’t believe it’s been five years since I made the best mistake of my life
• “You are the Ampersand in my life, where would I be without you?”.
• After all this time, you’re still amazing to me.
Funny 5 Years Anniversary Captions for Husband
• Dear Husband, remember that time you said we should get married and I was like, “Oh my God, are you asking me to marry you? The answer is yes!” And then remember when we actually got married 5 years ago today? I still wouldn’t hesitate to answer yes over and over again! Happy anniversary!
• Happy Anniversary handsome. I knew you were the one for me the day I realized how much I annoy you. Five years together and I still annoy you a lot!
• 5 years, 639 weeks, 4476 days, 107,040 hours, and 6,422,400 minutes of loving you.
• Happy 5th Anniversary Honey! You still make my heart skip a beat and it’s all I can do not to pinch myself.
• Happy 5th Anniversary to the man who made my whole world go round!
• 5 years together and it feels like we’ve only just begun. How crazy is that?
• Happy five years! If I knew what I know now, I’d still marry you in a heartbeat. Cheers to another half-decade my love!
• I love you even when you are not the best you can be. Happy Anniversary honey!
• I can’t believe it’s been 5 years since I asked myself “what is the dumbest thing I could do today” and decided to marry you.
• I give you a 5-year anniversary gift, and all I get is a side-eye!
• To have and to hold, from this day forward. For better, for worse. Thank you for 5 years of keeping it real
• It’s not a party until my husband gets drunk and tells the story of how he knew I was “the one.”
• 5 years ago I met the one who was made just for me.
• It’s been 15,200 minutes since I said “I do,” and I was right.
• It takes a real man to handle all this heat I’m bringing.
• 5 years down and forever to go, Happy Marriage anniversary
• I still can’t believe how lucky I am to have someone that’s smart, kind, funny, cute, and treats me like a queen! I want everyone to meet my other half – he’s the best guy in the whole world. Happy anniversary.
• You’re the cheese to my macaroni. You make five years of marriage seem like a short time! Happy anniversary, sweetheart!
• Happy 5th Anniversary to the person who never stops surprising me, in all the best ways.
• Happy 5 year anniversary to the one I want, need, crave and love…coco pops.
• Happy anniversary to someone who still puts up with me after all these years.
• Honey, I just love the way you get upset for nothing. Happy Anniversary!
• It’s been five years since I said “I do” and ditched the single life for you. It was a good decision.
• It’s been 5 years and I still can’t reach the remote from the couch.
• Happy Anniversary to the man of my dreams. And to my other dream guy: Channing Tatum.
• I don’t know who is more in love with you, me, or your dog, but your dog still has better judgment.
• Making friends with you was the easiest thing in the world…keeping you as a friend is the best thing I have ever done!
• Wife: I was having a crummy day.
• I love that you and I can be a
• Happy 5th anniversary @hus. I still can’t believe that we’ve been married for 5 years now. So let me just summarize our marriage in a few words …
• Happy 5 years of marriage! I love you (mostly when you do chores and buy me wine) 😊
• “For our 5 year anniversary, let’s count the ways we love each other. Repeat 5 times.”
• How did I get so lucky to have you by my side for 5 years?! You’re still my photographer, my travel buddy, and my biggest fan. Happy anniversary to us!
• They say the first year of marriage is the hardest, but that hasn’t been our experience. No one warned us about the fifth year!
• I’m crazy about you and I know that you’re kinda partial to me too. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 5th Anniversary to the man I pretend not to fart and burp in front of.
• I’m serious about this marriage because it’s always been a laugh riot with you. Happy anniversary.
• For 5 years, 365 days, and 8760 hours you have been my strength, my muse, and my motivation. I love you!
• After 5 years of marriage, nothing has changed except my last name.
• You are the one who holds me up in times of trouble, you are the one who makes me feel like I’m a queen. Happy anniversary!
• You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. You mean the world to me and I LOVE YOU.
• 5 years down, forever to go!