Funny 8 Year Anniversary Quotes with Captions: Here are some 8 year anniversary quotes that are sure to make you laugh.
Funny 8 Year Anniversary Quotes with Captions
• 8 years of saying “I do!”, 8 years of tolerating your snoring, and 8 years of loving you. Happy anniversary!
• Not sure what couples eat on their 8th anniversary. Let’s just buy one of everything.
• 8 years down and forever to go, our love keeps growing stronger every day.
• Married 8 years ago today, and I still feel lucky to be able to annoy the heck out of him.
• 8 years?! I haven’t even mastered the art of making toast, but here we are. Happy Anniversary
• It’s our eight-year anniversary and is a symbol of never growing up, I just got us matching Wonder Woman pajamas.
• eight years of marriage, ten years of friendship, and fifty years of hanging out together.
• 8 years ago, we started dating and I still remember the moment you said “beef is better than chicken and pork” #beefoverall
• 8 years down, still working on my patience with you 😂
• At this point in our marriage, I just want to make you happy… but you know I can’t keep all the promises.
• Time for some good, old-fashioned horseplay 👋
• 8 years ago I said yes, and happiness has never stopped. Happy anniversary!
• The best thing about our marriage is that you are my best friend and I get to annoy you every day. Happy Anniversary!
• Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it. Happy 8th wedding anniversary to my 1 true love.
• 8 years, 15 countries, and a whole lot of love. Happy anniversary!
• 8 years in and it’s still better than Netflix and chill.
• 8 years down, forever to go!
• You are the queen of my heart. The only woman I want beside me for the rest of my life. Happy anniversary, love!
• 8 years and I still don’t know if you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me or the worst, but we have lived in some cool places and we make cute babies so I’m gonna keep you.
• Happy anniversary to a couple who is just as perfect together as peanut butter and jelly.
• 8 years and I still get butterflies when you’re around.
• 8 years, but who’s counting?
• From the first moment I laid eyes on you, I knew that my life would never be the same.
• We’re both so old that that means we will soon be able to receive our senior discounts at the movie theater.
• I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child
• 8 years down, forever to go. Happy anniversary honey! Our love is growing with each passing year. Here’s to another year of us being best friends and partners in crime.
• Yay! 8 years of marriage and still going strong.
• On our 8th anniversary, I’d like to say thank you for putting up with me every day.
• 8 years, 365 days, 8,760 hours… with you!
• 8 years. We’ve mastered the art of sarcasm and not killing each other during a family game night.
• Time flies when you are making memories. Happy 8th Anniversary
• Happy 8th anniversary to my partner in crime 🥂❤️
• Happy anniversary to my favorite Instagram husband
• Happy 8th anniversary, can’t believe I’ve put up with you this long.
• 8 years and I still can’t get enough of you. Happy anniversary!
• 8 years, still geeking out about you.
• Eight years and you still put up with me. I love you!
• Happy 8th Anniversary to one of the greatest minds in a funny Instagram caption for couples
• From the day we got married, I knew you would be a perfect husband. It is so great to have a right spouse like you. Happy 8th anniversary my love!
• 8 years of us, 8 favorite memories.
• 8 years and I’m still trying to get myself out of this mess. Happy anniversary!
• It doesn’t matter how long ago we’ve got married, what matters is that I have an amazingly beautiful wife today, tomorrow, and forever. Happy Anniversary to you, my love.
• 8 years and still going strong! Cheers to many more years of adventure together. Here’s to us!
• 8 years down, forevermore to look forward to!
• 😂8 years later and he still has no idea what I’m talking about most of the time.
• 8 years down and forever to go.
• It’s been 8 years and he still puts up with me. So, there’s that.
• I love that we met on Instagram, but here’s to 8 more years of not stalking on social media.
• 8 years? Wow, I figured we’d be burned out by now!
• Happy Anniversary, honey! You really are the best thing about being stuck at home for a month.
• My love for you is like a fart: it’s always there and it never dies down. I love you!
• You know you’re in a real relationship when you fart openly in front of each other and it’s still cute. Happy 8 year anniversary.
• I guess the 8-year itch means we need 8-year anniversary gifts!
• Congratulations to my husband 8 years ago today, the day I said YES to u. We have been through ups and downs but we always told ourselves that we have known each other for long and one bad day wouldn’t make us fall apart. Love u to bits dear @xxx xxx
• 8 crazy years of marriage and you are still putting up with me. I am the luckiest woman alive. Happy anniversary to us!
• This is us 8 years ago. After a year of dating, we knew that we would be together forever so we decided to get married. It has been the best decision I have ever made! We love each other today more than yesterday and tomorrow even more than today.
• I know we are not perfect but the way you care for me and our love makes me think that we are close enough. Happy 8th anniversary.
• I can’t believe it’s been 8 years. Time flies when you’re winning at marriage.
• 8 years, 8 reasons and thousands of memories 😍💕
• 8 years and he still puts up with me.
• We all make mistakes, but loving you was never one of them.
• I love you so much, my wife. Again and again, I keep choosing you.
• Thanks for putting up with me all these years. And thanks for getting shorter while I get taller.
• Have a great weekend everybody, have fun and be safe.
• True love is when you’re both on your 8th year anniversary and you still laugh at each other’s jokes like you did when you first met 💑
• Blessed 8 years of love and happiness! Happy anniversary!
• 8 years down, a lifetime to go. Best of luck for next year! Happy anniversary to the best partner ever. I love you!
• Sipping coffee like it’s our 8 year anniversary.
• Time flies when you’re having fun! I am glad we still have so much fun together. Happy 8th anniversary to us!
• I don’t know who puts all those anniversaries in the calendar. But 8 years is a big deal, congratulations!
• Even after 8 years, you still put up with me and my ridiculousness. Happy anniversary to the best person I know.
• I’m just so glad you’re mine, and I hope that our love remains. Happy anniversary to the best girlfriend in the world!
• 8 years of coffee and snuggles, my love. 😍
• 8 years and I’m still looking at you like…
• OMG. 8 years already? Well, *he’s* not perfect, BUT at least he’s good at the grocery store.
• 8 years and he still puts up with my shenanigans. And I let him take the lead in most dances 💕
• I swear that I never knew love until the day you married me.
• We’re just getting started so stick around, we got a lot more fun and awesome stuff to show you!
• I haven’t enjoyed being married to you for the past 8 years, I simply tolerated your presence because I was too lazy to file for divorce. Happy 8th anniversary!
• 8 years of marriage = 1,000 dog memes. Congrats on your anniversary, you two! ❤️
• 8 years ago today, I met the man who taught me what it’s like to love and be loved by someone who works hard and isn’t afraid to show their emotions. Thanks for being my partner in crime, for always telling me the truth (no matter how much it hurts), and for always striving to be a better person.
• Happy eight years of marriage, babe! Think how I would have had to celebrate our anniversary if we were dating…
• It’s our 8th anniversary and I’m in love with you more than ever. You are my rock, my soul mate, my best friend. Thank you for being you.
• I’m so happy when you’re 8 years old! HAPPY 8 YEAR ANNIVERSARY MY DEAR WIFE!
• If you knew the work it took to remain a solid couple for 8 years, then you would be proud of us too.
• Still obsessed with you 8 years later
• Whether it’s 8 months or 8 years, you always make me feel like we just met.
• 8 years, 23,000 selfies and a metric ton of coffee ☕
• Finally announced my retirement from being single.
• Thank you for marrying me and then putting up with me all these years.
• Happy 8 years of marriage! You still put up with me even though I haven’t changed a single bit. What can I say, you’re stuck with me now. Congrats on your anniversary
• I’m so glad I swiped right 8 years ago. Happy Anniversary!
• 8 years and I’m still hot for you. Happy Anniversary!
• Congratulations on 8 years of putting up with each other! 😎
• 8 years down and still going strong. Happy anniversary!
• Happy Anniversary! Here’s to 8 years of getting married and counting.
• The 8th year of marriage is apparently the best so let’s celebrate with a week-long stay in the Bahamas. Thanks, Google! #nevergoneGoogle
• 8 years of being my unbiological sibling. Happy anniversary to me!
• Have you ever seen a couple that’s 8 years old? Me neither because they’re hiding in their room, too busy arguing over the remote. Happy anniversary!
• 8 years ago I realized that my life is getting better and better.
• Happy wedding anniversary to my one and only! No one makes me happier or drives me crazier than you. 😘
• Happy anniversary to the woman who puts up with my jokes, puts out my fires, and puts our kids to bed while I’m watching sports!
• I don’t know why everyone else is in such a bad mood this morning. I’m feeling eight years younger today!
• Happy 8 year Facebook Anniversary to me! Thanks for all the wacky Farmville invites, endless Candy Crush requests, and creepy location tags, but most of all, thank you all so much for being a part of my life.
• This is what marriage is really like after 8 years together.
• Happy 8th Anniversary! I can’t believe it has been eight years since you said, “I do.” You look great for your age! Here’s to another 64 years of wedded bliss.
• Happy 8th anniversary to the best husband in the world. I’m looking forward to celebrating 80 more with you.
• Happy 8 years. It’s been a long road, but I can honestly say I’m glad that you rode with me.
• 8 years ago today, I was still a hot mess. #stillahotmess
• Happy 8 years of being happily trapped with me.
• 8 years ago, we followed each other on Instagram and now I love you.
Funny 8 Year Anniversary Quotes for Husband
• Dear Husband, Eight years ago on this day, I married my best friend. Today, I’m glad to have you as my husband. Happy 8th Anniversary!
• My husband is my best friend, my greatest support, my biggest comfort, my strongest motivation, my truest smile, my deepest love, my favorite, my forever. Happy 8th Anniversary.
• 8 years of marriage and we still haven’t killed each other. Congrats!
• It is a truth universally acknowledged that an 8th wedding anniversary calls for an expensive paper gift.
• 8 years and counting. Happy Anniversary to the man I’d be lost without.
• When you said “Marry me”, I thought of the future. Now that we are here, I can say “You were right”. Happy 8 years!
• 8 years down, well on our way to a lifetime of happiness.
• Happy anniversary. Let’s not celebrate how long we’ve been together. Let’s celebrate how long we’re going to be together.
• 8 years and 2 kids later, we’ve still got it 🔥 #myhusbandiscoolaf
• HAPPY ANNIVERSARY to the man who taught me the meaning of patience…only because he made me wait 8 years for a proposal. But it was worth it 😘
• 8 whole years and you’re still putting up with me?
• I love you, even when you forget to take out the trash 😍
• If you were Facebook and I were Twitter, we would have never met!
• 8 years ago, I married my best friend and soul mate. 8 years together, and I’m still head over heels in love with him.
• 8 years of marriage and I still can’t get enough of you!
• Happy 8th anniversary to my husband, who’s still the same man I married… a little older and grey.
• 8 years and counting, still in love with you.
• 8 years ago, I married the hottest man alive. What was your biggest achievement?
• To the guy I fell for 8 years ago, thanks for being my happily ever after.
• I’m glad we were able to overcome the challenges of wedding planning and get through our first year together. I can’t wait to spend many more happy years together. We’ll just do it without all the stress.
• You are my one and only best friend, lover, husband, and a great companion. I love you, honey.
• Happy anniversary my best mistake.
• Marriage is like a game of poker. You start with a pair and end up with a full house.
• I don’t need to be thanked for loving you. I want you instead.
• To the man who puts up with me and supports my very expensive shoe shopping. I love you
• You are my #1, but I am afraid if I tell you, your head will burst!
Funny 8 Year Anniversary Quotes for Wife
• Happy inside jokes, late-night talks, mind-blowing fights, and deep love have defined our journey of 8 years. Happy anniversary my dear!
• Happy 8th Anniversary to the love of my life. You are simply amazing and I couldn’t be happier that I get to spend the rest of my days on this earth with you by my side.
• On our 8th anniversary, I have to say: you’re one lucky girl to have someone as amazing as me. Now go out and celebrate!
• 8 years ago you were a stranger, but now you are my best friend! I love you so much!
• 8 years ago I voluntarily signed up for this. Have a good day babe.
• Today is our anniversary, but I always knew my love would go the distance. Happy Anniversary.
• 8 years down and still going strong. If this was the Titanic, we’d be at the bottom of the ocean right now.
• I’m so glad I married you. You’ve been nothing but a constant source of joy, happiness, and awe in my life
• Marriage is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.
• Any woman can catch a man’s eye but the REAL challenge is to catch his heart.
• You’re my favorite person to argue with. And I don’t even argue.
• 8 years ago, our love story was just beginning. I would never have thought to choose someone as special as you to share my life with. Happy Anniversary!
• Eight years ago today, I became the luckiest man in the world when you said ‘I do. Happy anniversary to my amazing wife!
• Happy 8th anniversary to my wife! She’s still hot, I’m still hot-headed, and we’re both impossibly in love.
• 8 years and you have never failed to make me smile. Happy Anniversary, my love!
• 8 years sounds like a long time but it feels like only 8 days! I love you so much. Happy anniversary, my sweetie pie!
• We’ve been married for 8 years! I think that’s over half a lifetime! That’s great, we never need to celebrate again….for another lifetime.
• You make me happier than any meme, and that’s saying something. Happy 8 years
• It’s not just our anniversary; it’s your birthday, too! And I’m the luckiest guy in the world because we share this special day together. Happy birthday, and happy anniversary!
• Happy 8th anniversary, babe! You’ll always be my favorite number. 😉
• I don’t know if I’m a better wife or dog mom since #weddingday. Either way, happy anniversary to the best husband and dog dad a girl could ask for 🥰
• Still rocking the “Honeymoon Phase” 8 years strong!!
• Happy anniversary to the only person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
• I love your smile, but right now I’ll settle for a smirk.
• I thought the time would be too slow for the first day, then I saw you today.
• Don’t choose a man thinking he will change after marriage. Choose a man who won’t. Happy 8th year anniversary!
• I’m not saying that 8 years of marriage has been easy…but we haven’t killed each other yet. Happy anniversary, lover!
• Happy 8 years of marriage! We’re still in the honeymoon phase, right?
• 8 years of marriage, still going strong 😉
• I love you more than I love getting drunk at weddings. Happy anniversary!
• The love of my life and best friend is now my wife! Happy anniversary!
• Happy 8th anniversary, baby. Time flies when you’re having fun, right?
• 8 years and I still can’t keep my hands off you.💑
• 8 years down.. 1,000 more to go.
• A man can get married and be in love, but to stay married and still be in love is the real art.
• I think of you with every waking moment of every day. You are my first thought when I wake up and my last thought before I fall asleep.