Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes with Captions: Wondering what to write in your 9-year anniversary card to your spouse? Worried that you won’t find the right words to express your love for them? Well, look no further. I’ve collected a list of 9-year anniversary quotes with captions that are sure to help you out.
Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes with Captions
• 9 years of you & me, 9 years of laughing at our stupid jokes 9 years of being weird together ❤️❤️
• How can I forget the day we met, looking at you now I know our love is set. Happy 9-year anniversary baby!
• Happy 9 year anniversary to my dog… and also my husband, but I’m talking to the dog right now.
• Today is the nine-year anniversary of my first job out of college. I’m so happy that I was fired a few months later because if I hadn’t been, I would have never started my own company.
• Happy 9th anniversary to the love of my life! Here’s to another year of us #tacklinglife.
• Happy 9th anniversary to the guy I love and the dude who puts up with me.
• You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace. Happy anniversary!
• What is an anniversary? It’s the one day a year that we think about how much we’ve been thinking about each other.
• The years have flown by, but I’ve been caught in your eyes. Happy anniversary, lover!
• Nine years of trying to out pun each other.
• Happy Anniversary to my husband and my best friend!❤️
• Congratulations on your year of fighting.
• I used to be disgusted But now I try to be amused
• NINE years of marriage and you are still the only guy to make me laugh, hold my hand and take out the trash. Happy anniversary my love!
• 9 years ❤️and still going strong! Happy anniversary!
• My husband and I have been happily married for 9 years. Our secret? We never both go to the bathroom at the same time.
• Nine years down and forever to go!
• I’ve never looked forward to an anniversary more, as we’ll be celebrating our wedding and the end of lockdown!
• Wine + 9 years = perfect marriage
• I can’t believe I have been married this many years without killing you.
• It’s been nine years of all the excitement and adventures in between.
• Let’s be honest—if you get to be married to any of your closest friends, you’re in great shape. 🍂
• Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?
• 1/3 of my life with my 1/3. Forever and a day.
• We don’t have a word for “husband” in the dictionary, so I guess you’ll have to do.
• It’s been a bumpy ride, but I wouldn’t trade you for anything.
• 9 years down and less to go. We have a lot of beautiful years to spend together. Happy 9th anniversary.
• The 9 years I’ve spent so far with you have been the most wonderful journey of my life. Happy anniversary, darling.
• For a nine-year anniversary, I got my husband something he’ll never forget.
• 9 years ago today, I caught the bouquet and realized life as a singleton was over. Lucky me. I’m so happy to be spending this anniversary with you.
• Happy 9 year anniversary to my other half. I love you! & well, I suppose the rest is still unwritten.
• We may not be the best couple, but we are the most amazing team! Happy Anniversary!
• I’m so proud of us. We’ve been together for nine years, and I know that’s pretty rare these days. I couldn’t have asked for a better partner!
• Happy 9-year anniversary to the cuter, smaller one! I love you!
• Happy anniversary sis! We’ve been through a lot of ups and downs this past year, but at least we’re still better than a brother.
• It’s a fact: Being married to you is so easy, even a caveman could do it. But I still think you’re a genius.😉🤣
• Nine years later, I still make him laugh.
• I love you more today than I did yesterday and a lot less than I will tomorrow.
• Being married is like having a color television set. You never want to go back to black and white.
• Wishing you another 9 years of gossip, drama, and tears with lots of fun and laughter. Happy Anniversary
• 9 years together, and we still don’t want to kill each other. Happy anniversary!
• It’s our 9th anniversary today. I can’t believe we’ve been married this long on Facebook. Not in real life, just Facebook.
• I know it’s our 9 year anniversary so I decided not to get you anything.
• Happy 9th year anniversary to the person who is my master chief & my controller as we enter into another level of our lives.
• 9 years together and I still don’t know why you chose me 😂
• 9 years with you and I’m still 💯
• 9 years of you making me happy, 9 years of you making me angry.
• Happy anniversary to my dear husband. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. Even our bags under your eyes match!
• It’s been nine years since I almost dropped you…
• It’s like we are in the same love boat and I am trolling to find you.
• I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I’m glad I did it.
• “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.”
• Congratz, you’ve made it through nine whole years of marriage without killing each other.
• Happy 9 years, babe! I would say that I love you like crazy, but that would be an understatement. 💖
• 9 years… and still trying to find the “Off” switch on this crazy ride we call marriage 😉
• So you’re telling me it’s been NINE years since I agreed to spend the rest of my life with you? Crazy…
• 9 years strong and I still like you more than pizza 🍕💗
• I won’t forget the day I met you, even if you don’t remember! Happy Anniversary!
• Happy anniversary to the person who puts up with my epic unfunny jokes year after year. I love you.
• 9 years ago, we had nothing. Today, we have each other. And that’s fine by me.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.
• “Remember when we were in high school and we used to say we were ‘only a year away from driving’?”
• I told you on our first date I don’t like people who lie. But that was a lie.
• You must be magical because I can’t figure out how you put up with me
• 9 years of bad luck but we’re still happy together.
• It’s been nine years since we got married, and I still don’t know why.
• I married my best friend and 9 years later, still a great decision.
• I’m a good husband and my anniversary proves it!
• It’s been 9 years and I still get butterflies when he looks at me.
• I have been lucky enough to have spent the last 9 years with my favorite person on the planet! You know what I’m talking about. Wanna go on a date?
• You’re the “9” to my “6.” 9 + 6 = 15 which are the years we’ve been married.
• 9 years of spilled coffee and morning kisses.
• Nine years with this guy and I still laugh like we never met.
• 9 years ago I used to run from you, now I’m chasing you! Where have I been all this time?
• 9 years… Time flies when you’re having rum.
• there are 3 stages of marriage . . . . . . 1. passing the infatuation stage 2. learning to live with each other 3. living happily together
• It feels like we’ve been together forever.
• love you like a love song baby
• Happy 9 years! I love you more than all the jokes I’ve made about us.
• “9 years down and still going strong. You still have many excuses to be mad about. I love you, happy anniversary.”
• We’ve been together for 9 years and I am still intimidated by you. Happy anniversary!
• 9 years ago, I made the best decision of my life. Happy anniversary!
• I’ve loved you for 9 years, but don’t take it personally—math is my favorite subject. Happy anniversary!
• 9 years, a million kisses, and 1 zillion hugs. Happy Anniversary to my world.
• 9 years ago, I married a man who makes me laugh every day.
• 9 years. 9 fiddy.
• 9 years – thanks for the memories, baby. Here’s to many more!
• Happy anniversary to the person who puts up with me year after year.
• This anniversary is a reminder of how long we’ve managed to put up with each other. It’s also a reminder of how much we’ll continue to put up with each other
• 9 Years but who’s counting?
• The secret to a happy marriage is different bathroom clocks.
• Nine years ago, we got married with the hope of growing old together. We could have never guessed how fast time would fly by – and how much fun we’d have along the way. Happy 9th anniversary!
• 9 years of marriage: 1,460 days together. 8,760 hours shared. 525,600 minutes of laughing, loving, and living our best life.
• Happy anniversary to the love of my life. I can’t believe it’s been nine years since you agreed to marry me. And only seven since I stopped making you sleep on the couch.
• Happy Anniversary to the love of my life. Who knew that I could find the man of my dreams at a football game? I love you more today than I did 9 years ago when we first met!
• “Nine years and you’re still putting up with me. I don’t deserve you! Happy anniversary to us.
• Wow, it’s been nine years. I don’t think we can stay married forever, but I do know there is never a dull moment.
• Happy 9th Anniversary! I still love you even though you never pay for dinner.
• Nine years of marriage, one toothbrush, and two kids later…
• 9 years of coffee and poo jokes. We should be happy we’ve made it this far!
• Exactly nine years ago today, I was dressed in a white gown, walking down the aisle. And here I am, still wearing a white gown. Time flies when you haven’t done laundry for a week.
• Now that you know me, you can’t imagine life without me. Happy anniversary!
• I Love you as much as how I love my freedom.
• I’m so glad to have a husband who’s not scared of commitment! 🎂 🎉
• I’ll love you as long as I live. And then some more, if there’s a life after that.
• Time flies when you’re having fun, but I’d rather be with you than have fun.
• 9 years. We’ve officially been together longer than you were single, honey. 9 years of marriage down, forever to go! It’s the little moments like these that make me happy. Like you buying my wine at Costco in bulk. 9 years of making this beautiful disaster happen. #marriage
• Happy nine-year anniversary to a guy I still can’t figure out.
• 9 Years and Still Standing Strong. Happy Anniversary, Baby!
• And in the nine years that we’ve been married, there has never been a dull moment.
• 9 years? Oh, that’s the number of times I broke your heart in the first year we were together.
• Nine years ago you proposed to me. I said, “Sure, but let me finish my coffee first.
• Happy 9th anniversary. You’re still the only person I would want to be trapped with on an elevator for 3 hours.
• Anniversaries keep people together… (literally)…sometimes it takes too much work to get out of the relationship you are in. So here’s to another year!
• Happy anniversary Babe, you’re my first, my last, and everything in between.
• We have a 9-year-old couch and that’s it.
• Here’s to another year of me not being funny and you pretending I am anyway.
• Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly. I am still falling for you after all this time.
• 911—a day I’ll never forget because pizza is the best.
• My password for everything is always the same. It’s my kids’ birthdays, with an exclamation point at the end.
• If I could rewrite the alphabet, I’d put you and me together.
Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes for Wife
• 9 years ago you agreed to marry me, I’m glad you did because today I still am the luckiest man alive. Thanks for being my wife. Happy Anniversary!
• I asked my husband about 9-year anniversary gift for her. He said, “let’s just gift her with an expensive bouquet of flowers “. I said it was perfect. So do not send me flowers this time! Let’s get Chinese food instead.
• Happy 9th year anniversary sweetheart. You make me go ‘aww’ with your cuteness, ‘ouch’ with your fiery tantrums, and ‘wow’ with your beauty: an unbeatable combination! I love you!
• “How did I ever live without you?” Sometimes the answer is 9 years. Happy anniversary!
• I can’t believe it’s been nine years since we got married. It seems like yesterday when I had to convince you to be my girlfriend.
• Nine years ago we were just kids. Now, look at us! We are still kids! Happy anniversary, my love!
• Happy Anniversary to my wife. You are the light of my life and the love of my life. Here’s to more years of love, laughter, and happiness.
• Happy anniversary to the most wonderful, beautiful, insanely amazing, and stunningly awesome woman that I have ever known.
• On our 9th anniversary, here’s a toast to you, my dear – thank God we’re still together and strong!
• 8 years gone, 1 to go. I need 9 more years of you or else I don’t know what I’ll do 💍
• 9 years. Just like that, in an instant, a moment of time, it has gone by. It seems so long ago that I met
• I love you more than the bad days ahead of us, I love you more than any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us, I love you more than any obstacle that could try and come between us. I love you the most.
• Happy 9 year anniversary to the woman who keeps me curious and grounded. 😉❤
• 9 years ago today, I made the best decision of my life: marrying you. This year, let’s celebrate by making the worst decision of our lives—let’s get a pool!
• Happy 9th wedding anniversary! I am so grateful for the time that has gone by and looks forward to the years to come.
• Anniversary is the day that comes in a year which each and every couple wants to celebrate & enjoy it with wife or husband. My dear wife you are the one who holds my heart. Thanks for being my partner and making our marriage happy.
• Congratulations! It’s your 9th anniversary. This is the 9th year you’re both together and, to be honest, I don’t even know how it’s possible. Well done!
• I can’t believe it’s been 9 years since we were first married and by first I mean the first time we were not divorced.
• 9 years together, only 7 left until the lease is up.
• To the most wonderful two people that I know, may you be together for eternity! Happy 9th anniversary to both of you!
• 9 months of pregnancy, 9 years of marriage, and we’ll be celebrating 90 together.
• I never expected to have a wife so I never wrote down the requirements for one either. You’re just lucky that my standards are not as high as my expectations. Happy anniversary!
• Nine years ago today this beautiful creature came into my life and I haven’t stopped smiling since.
• Nine years down, 90 more to go ❤
• Happy anniversary to my better half. The other half is me, and I’m perfectly whole on my own, so I think we’re fine as-is.
• Happy anniversary to the only person I could tolerate being locked down with for a year.
Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes for Husband
• Congratulations on 9 years of marriage. I know it feels like it’s been a century, but trust me, it goes way faster than you think. Congratulations!
• We are 9 years apart in age, and somehow just right for each other. Happy anniversary to my husband.
• I can’t believe it’s been 9 years since we got to know each other and started dating. Happy anniversary my dear!
• We spent 9 years of our life together, now it’s the time to spend the rest of the life together.
• In a world that has changed so much in the last 9 years, you are one thing that will never change. You are an amazing husband and father!
• Congratulations on achieving the hardest years of marriage. This is the beginning!
• 9 years, 365 days, 8760 hours, or 5256000 minutes with you. It doesn’t matter how long it has been, I will always be there for you. ❤
• Happy Anniversary, Love! You are the only man in my life. But seriously, you’re the only one I can tolerate 😉
• It’s been nine years, but I still remember the way you impressed me on our first date. Cheers to many more 😍
• We’re nine years strong because we haven’t killed each other.
• 9 years and still not bored of you
• To the world, you might be just a person, but to your husband, you are his world.
• The best way to make your husband feel like a man is to let him win an argument.
• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
• Nine years, a million laughs, and one beautiful life. Happy anniversary to the world’s funniest husband!
• 9 years together, 9 years of fun, happiness, and laughter. I look forward to spending many more years with my best friend.
• Happy 9 Years to the Man I’m Planning on Keeping Forever.
•They say the first year of marriage is the hardest, but I promise you that you can do it. It’s all uphill from here. Happy anniversary!
• Happy anniversary my love. You’re everything I ever wished for and more.
• I am so lucky to have these 9 years of love with you. I know we will have 100 more!
• “I got you a paper anniversary card, but I accidentally recycled it.” – Unknown
• Happy anniversary to the most amazing man I know. I’m so lucky to have you!
• Happy anniversary to the person who always reminds me why falling in love with you was the best decision of my life.
• Happy Anniversary to the man who puts up with me even when I am wrong, which is always.
• Happy 9th anniversary! I think this is the year you’re supposed to gift me something in aluminum?
• The past nine years have been hard, but they’ve also been the most wonderful years of my life.
• I love you as much in year 9 as I did in year 1, even if my memory isn’t what it used to be.😊
• I love you like I’m a kid, but I’m still an adult about it.🎈