Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes with Captions

Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes with Captions: Wondering what to write in your 9-year anniversary card to your spouse? Worried that you won’t find the right words to express your love for them? Well, look no further. I’ve collected a list of 9-year anniversary quotes with captions that are sure to help you out.

Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes with Captions

• 9 years of you & me, 9 years of laughing at our stupid jokes 9 years of being weird together ❤️❤️

 

• How can I forget the day we met, looking at you now I know our love is set. Happy 9-year anniversary baby!

 

• Happy 9 year anniversary to my dog… and also my husband, but I’m talking to the dog right now.

 

• Today is the nine-year anniversary of my first job out of college. I’m so happy that I was fired a few months later because if I hadn’t been, I would have never started my own company.

 

• Happy 9th anniversary to the love of my life! Here’s to another year of us #tacklinglife.

 

• Happy 9th anniversary to the guy I love and the dude who puts up with me.

 

• You’re my favorite place to go when my mind searches for peace. Happy anniversary!

 

• What is an anniversary? It’s the one day a year that we think about how much we’ve been thinking about each other.

 

• The years have flown by, but I’ve been caught in your eyes. Happy anniversary, lover!

 

• Nine years of trying to out pun each other.

 

• Happy Anniversary to my husband and my best friend!❤️

 

• Congratulations on your year of fighting.

 

• I used to be disgusted But now I try to be amused

 

• NINE years of marriage and you are still the only guy to make me laugh, hold my hand and take out the trash. Happy anniversary my love!

 

• 9 years ❤️and still going strong! Happy anniversary!

 

• My husband and I have been happily married for 9 years. Our secret? We never both go to the bathroom at the same time.

 

• Nine years down and forever to go!

 

• I’ve never looked forward to an anniversary more, as we’ll be celebrating our wedding and the end of lockdown!

 

• Wine + 9 years = perfect marriage

 

• I can’t believe I have been married this many years without killing you.

 

• It’s been nine years of all the excitement and adventures in between.

 

• Let’s be honest—if you get to be married to any of your closest friends, you’re in great shape. 🍂

 

• Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?

 

• 1/3 of my life with my 1/3. Forever and a day.

 

• We don’t have a word for “husband” in the dictionary, so I guess you’ll have to do.

 

• It’s been a bumpy ride, but I wouldn’t trade you for anything.

 

• 9 years down and less to go. We have a lot of beautiful years to spend together. Happy 9th anniversary.

 

• The 9 years I’ve spent so far with you have been the most wonderful journey of my life. Happy anniversary, darling.

 

• For a nine-year anniversary, I got my husband something he’ll never forget.

 

• 9 years ago today, I caught the bouquet and realized life as a singleton was over. Lucky me. I’m so happy to be spending this anniversary with you.

 

• Happy 9 year anniversary to my other half. I love you! & well, I suppose the rest is still unwritten.

 

• We may not be the best couple, but we are the most amazing team! Happy Anniversary!

 

• I’m so proud of us. We’ve been together for nine years, and I know that’s pretty rare these days. I couldn’t have asked for a better partner!

 

• Happy 9-year anniversary to the cuter, smaller one! I love you!

 

• Happy anniversary sis! We’ve been through a lot of ups and downs this past year, but at least we’re still better than a brother.

 

• It’s a fact: Being married to you is so easy, even a caveman could do it. But I still think you’re a genius.😉🤣

 

• Nine years later, I still make him laugh.

 

• I love you more today than I did yesterday and a lot less than I will tomorrow.

 

• Being married is like having a color television set. You never want to go back to black and white.

 

• Wishing you another 9 years of gossip, drama, and tears with lots of fun and laughter. Happy Anniversary

 

• 9 years together, and we still don’t want to kill each other. Happy anniversary!

 

• It’s our 9th anniversary today. I can’t believe we’ve been married this long on Facebook. Not in real life, just Facebook.

 

• I know it’s our 9 year anniversary so I decided not to get you anything.

 

• Happy 9th year anniversary to the person who is my master chief & my controller as we enter into another level of our lives.

 

• 9 years together and I still don’t know why you chose me 😂

 

• 9 years with you and I’m still 💯

 

• 9 years of you making me happy, 9 years of you making me angry.

 

• Happy anniversary to my dear husband. You are the best thing that ever happened to me. Even our bags under your eyes match!

 

• It’s been nine years since I almost dropped you…

 

• It’s like we are in the same love boat and I am trolling to find you.

 

• I don’t know what I did to deserve you, but I’m glad I did it.

 

• “I don’t need Google, my wife knows everything.”

 

• Congratz, you’ve made it through nine whole years of marriage without killing each other.

 

• Happy 9 years, babe! I would say that I love you like crazy, but that would be an understatement. 💖

 

• 9 years… and still trying to find the “Off” switch on this crazy ride we call marriage 😉

 

• So you’re telling me it’s been NINE years since I agreed to spend the rest of my life with you? Crazy…

 

• 9 years strong and I still like you more than pizza 🍕💗

 

• I won’t forget the day I met you, even if you don’t remember! Happy Anniversary!

 

• Happy anniversary to the person who puts up with my epic unfunny jokes year after year. I love you.

 

• 9 years ago, we had nothing. Today, we have each other. And that’s fine by me.

 

• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.

 

• “Remember when we were in high school and we used to say we were ‘only a year away from driving’?”

 

• I told you on our first date I don’t like people who lie. But that was a lie.

 

• You must be magical because I can’t figure out how you put up with me

 

• 9 years of bad luck but we’re still happy together.

 

• It’s been nine years since we got married, and I still don’t know why.

 

• I married my best friend and 9 years later, still a great decision.

 

• I’m a good husband and my anniversary proves it!

 

• It’s been 9 years and I still get butterflies when he looks at me.

 

• I have been lucky enough to have spent the last 9 years with my favorite person on the planet! You know what I’m talking about. Wanna go on a date?

 

• You’re the “9” to my “6.” 9 + 6 = 15 which are the years we’ve been married.

 

• 9 years of spilled coffee and morning kisses.

 

• Nine years with this guy and I still laugh like we never met.

 

• 9 years ago I used to run from you, now I’m chasing you! Where have I been all this time?

 

• 9 years… Time flies when you’re having rum.

 

• there are 3 stages of marriage . . . . . . 1. passing the infatuation stage 2. learning to live with each other 3. living happily together

 

• It feels like we’ve been together forever.

 

• love you like a love song baby

 

• Happy 9 years! I love you more than all the jokes I’ve made about us.

 

• “9 years down and still going strong. You still have many excuses to be mad about. I love you, happy anniversary.”

 

• We’ve been together for 9 years and I am still intimidated by you. Happy anniversary!

 

• 9 years ago, I made the best decision of my life. Happy anniversary!

 

• I’ve loved you for 9 years, but don’t take it personally—math is my favorite subject. Happy anniversary!

 

• 9 years, a million kisses, and 1 zillion hugs. Happy Anniversary to my world.

 

• 9 years ago, I married a man who makes me laugh every day.

 

• 9 years. 9 fiddy.

 

• 9 years – thanks for the memories, baby. Here’s to many more!

 

• Happy anniversary to the person who puts up with me year after year.

 

• This anniversary is a reminder of how long we’ve managed to put up with each other. It’s also a reminder of how much we’ll continue to put up with each other

 

• 9 Years but who’s counting?

 

• The secret to a happy marriage is different bathroom clocks.

 

• Nine years ago, we got married with the hope of growing old together. We could have never guessed how fast time would fly by – and how much fun we’d have along the way. Happy 9th anniversary!

 

• 9 years of marriage: 1,460 days together. 8,760 hours shared. 525,600 minutes of laughing, loving, and living our best life.

 

• Happy anniversary to the love of my life. I can’t believe it’s been nine years since you agreed to marry me. And only seven since I stopped making you sleep on the couch.

 

• Happy Anniversary to the love of my life. Who knew that I could find the man of my dreams at a football game? I love you more today than I did 9 years ago when we first met!

 

• “Nine years and you’re still putting up with me. I don’t deserve you! Happy anniversary to us.

 

• Wow, it’s been nine years. I don’t think we can stay married forever, but I do know there is never a dull moment.

 

• Happy 9th Anniversary! I still love you even though you never pay for dinner.

 

• Nine years of marriage, one toothbrush, and two kids later…

 

• 9 years of coffee and poo jokes. We should be happy we’ve made it this far!

 

• Exactly nine years ago today, I was dressed in a white gown, walking down the aisle. And here I am, still wearing a white gown. Time flies when you haven’t done laundry for a week.

 

• Now that you know me, you can’t imagine life without me. Happy anniversary!

 

• I Love you as much as how I love my freedom.

 

• I’m so glad to have a husband who’s not scared of commitment! 🎂 🎉

 

• I’ll love you as long as I live. And then some more, if there’s a life after that.

 

• Time flies when you’re having fun, but I’d rather be with you than have fun.

 

• 9 years. We’ve officially been together longer than you were single, honey. 9 years of marriage down, forever to go! It’s the little moments like these that make me happy. Like you buying my wine at Costco in bulk. 9 years of making this beautiful disaster happen. #marriage

 

• Happy nine-year anniversary to a guy I still can’t figure out.

 

• 9 Years and Still Standing Strong. Happy Anniversary, Baby!

 

• And in the nine years that we’ve been married, there has never been a dull moment.

 

• 9 years? Oh, that’s the number of times I broke your heart in the first year we were together.

 

• Nine years ago you proposed to me. I said, “Sure, but let me finish my coffee first.

 

• Happy 9th anniversary. You’re still the only person I would want to be trapped with on an elevator for 3 hours.

 

• Anniversaries keep people together… (literally)…sometimes it takes too much work to get out of the relationship you are in. So here’s to another year!

 

• Happy anniversary Babe, you’re my first, my last, and everything in between.

 

• We have a 9-year-old couch and that’s it.

 

• Here’s to another year of me not being funny and you pretending I am anyway.

 

• Falling in love is like jumping off a really tall building. Your brain tells you it is not a good idea, but your heart tells you, you can fly. I am still falling for you after all this time.

 

• 911—a day I’ll never forget because pizza is the best.

 

• My password for everything is always the same. It’s my kids’ birthdays, with an exclamation point at the end.

 

• If I could rewrite the alphabet, I’d put you and me together.

Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes for Wife

• 9 years ago you agreed to marry me, I’m glad you did because today I still am the luckiest man alive. Thanks for being my wife. Happy Anniversary!

 

• I asked my husband about 9-year anniversary gift for her. He said, “let’s just gift her with an expensive bouquet of flowers “. I said it was perfect. So do not send me flowers this time! Let’s get Chinese food instead.

 

• Happy 9th year anniversary sweetheart. You make me go ‘aww’ with your cuteness, ‘ouch’ with your fiery tantrums, and ‘wow’ with your beauty: an unbeatable combination! I love you!

 

• “How did I ever live without you?” Sometimes the answer is 9 years. Happy anniversary!

 

• I can’t believe it’s been nine years since we got married. It seems like yesterday when I had to convince you to be my girlfriend.

 

• Nine years ago we were just kids. Now, look at us! We are still kids! Happy anniversary, my love!

 

• Happy Anniversary to my wife. You are the light of my life and the love of my life. Here’s to more years of love, laughter, and happiness.

 

• Happy anniversary to the most wonderful, beautiful, insanely amazing, and stunningly awesome woman that I have ever known.

 

• On our 9th anniversary, here’s a toast to you, my dear – thank God we’re still together and strong!

 

• 8 years gone, 1 to go. I need 9 more years of you or else I don’t know what I’ll do 💍

 

• 9 years. Just like that, in an instant, a moment of time, it has gone by. It seems so long ago that I met

 

• I love you more than the bad days ahead of us, I love you more than any fight we will ever have. I love you more than the distance between us, I love you more than any obstacle that could try and come between us. I love you the most.

 

• Happy 9 year anniversary to the woman who keeps me curious and grounded. 😉❤

 

• 9 years ago today, I made the best decision of my life: marrying you. This year, let’s celebrate by making the worst decision of our lives—let’s get a pool!

 

• Happy 9th wedding anniversary! I am so grateful for the time that has gone by and looks forward to the years to come.

 

• Anniversary is the day that comes in a year which each and every couple wants to celebrate & enjoy it with wife or husband. My dear wife you are the one who holds my heart. Thanks for being my partner and making our marriage happy.

 

• Congratulations! It’s your 9th anniversary. This is the 9th year you’re both together and, to be honest, I don’t even know how it’s possible. Well done!

 

• I can’t believe it’s been 9 years since we were first married and by first I mean the first time we were not divorced.

 

• 9 years together, only 7 left until the lease is up.

 

• To the most wonderful two people that I know, may you be together for eternity! Happy 9th anniversary to both of you!

 

• 9 months of pregnancy, 9 years of marriage, and we’ll be celebrating 90 together.

 

• I never expected to have a wife so I never wrote down the requirements for one either. You’re just lucky that my standards are not as high as my expectations. Happy anniversary!

 

• Nine years ago today this beautiful creature came into my life and I haven’t stopped smiling since.

 

• Nine years down, 90 more to go ❤

 

• Happy anniversary to my better half. The other half is me, and I’m perfectly whole on my own, so I think we’re fine as-is.

 

• Happy anniversary to the only person I could tolerate being locked down with for a year.

Funny 9 Year Anniversary Quotes for Husband

• Congratulations on 9 years of marriage. I know it feels like it’s been a century, but trust me, it goes way faster than you think. Congratulations!

 

• We are 9 years apart in age, and somehow just right for each other. Happy anniversary to my husband.

 

• I can’t believe it’s been 9 years since we got to know each other and started dating. Happy anniversary my dear!

 

• We spent 9 years of our life together, now it’s the time to spend the rest of the life together.

 

• In a world that has changed so much in the last 9 years, you are one thing that will never change. You are an amazing husband and father!

 

• Congratulations on achieving the hardest years of marriage. This is the beginning!

 

• 9 years, 365 days, 8760 hours, or 5256000 minutes with you. It doesn’t matter how long it has been, I will always be there for you. ❤

 

• Happy Anniversary, Love! You are the only man in my life. But seriously, you’re the only one I can tolerate 😉

 

• It’s been nine years, but I still remember the way you impressed me on our first date. Cheers to many more 😍

 

• We’re nine years strong because we haven’t killed each other.

 

• 9 years and still not bored of you

 

• To the world, you might be just a person, but to your husband, you are his world.

 

• The best way to make your husband feel like a man is to let him win an argument.

 

• To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.

 

• Nine years, a million laughs, and one beautiful life. Happy anniversary to the world’s funniest husband!

 

• 9 years together, 9 years of fun, happiness, and laughter. I look forward to spending many more years with my best friend.

 

• Happy 9 Years to the Man I’m Planning on Keeping Forever.

 

•They say the first year of marriage is the hardest, but I promise you that you can do it. It’s all uphill from here. Happy anniversary!

 

• Happy anniversary my love. You’re everything I ever wished for and more.

 

• I am so lucky to have these 9 years of love with you. I know we will have 100 more!

 

• “I got you a paper anniversary card, but I accidentally recycled it.” – Unknown

 

• Happy anniversary to the most amazing man I know. I’m so lucky to have you!

 

• Happy anniversary to the person who always reminds me why falling in love with you was the best decision of my life.

 

Happy Anniversary to the man who puts up with me even when I am wrong, which is always.

 

• Happy 9th anniversary! I think this is the year you’re supposed to gift me something in aluminum?

 

• The past nine years have been hard, but they’ve also been the most wonderful years of my life.

 

• I love you as much in year 9 as I did in year 1, even if my memory isn’t what it used to be.😊

 

• I love you like I’m a kid, but I’m still an adult about it.🎈

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