Funny Breakup Captions for Instagram: Telling a joke about your breakup feels a bit like walking on eggshells. No matter how funny or twisted it is, you might want to think twice before telling it to others if they are a close friend. This is because jokes about breakups can be hurtful and unbeneficial — even if they’re made in jest. Find more about breakup sayings and quotes.
Funny Breakup Captions for Instagram
• You can’t go wrong with a breakup meme, it’s always guaranteed to bring everyone together.
• A breakup doesn’t always have to be sad or hard. It can be fun too
• I did not break up with you. You broke up with me. I realized we weren’t a good fit. Bye, have a nice life
• The best thing about breaking up with someone is that you get to decide when.
• Ending a relationship is never easy, but you’re stronger than ever!
• The only thing worse than breaking up with someone is breaking up with yourself.
• You broke up with me at the end of summer, but it was still the best fall ever.
• I want to be the reason you fall off your bike, so i can brag that we broke up.
• My ex and i broke up because we were too similar.
• You were a mistake, and i’m glad you found that out now so we don’t have to waste any more time together.
• He broke up with me because he’s too important to be wasting time on a girl who can’t cook.
• I’m sorry, i didn’t mean to hurt you. But your wild side is kind of a turn off.
• It’s not you, it’s me. I’ve just been too busy to see that you have a life outside of me
• My heart was broken.
• There are times when you have to look at yourself and ask yourself: “what in the hell am i doing?”
• Breaking up is hard to do, especially if your girlfriend got a new facebook account.
• Don’t worry. I’ll find you someone new to text who isn’t my ex. You deserve better than that, so i’m sure someone will be in your life soon. #cheese
• Breakups are hard to start, but even harder to end.
• Getting dumped is like getting a root canal without novocaine.
• I’m sorry, but i just realized we’re not the cutest couple.
• Someone broke my heart, but i don’t care
• It’s not that i don’t love you, it’s just that i need more time to fall out of love with you.
• I’m leaving because you’re an asshole.
• You’re like a good book. I was ready to read you, but then you ended.
• I’m sorry, we just don’t click.
• I still can’t get over how much i miss you.
• I don’t feel good right now, but i’m still going to look great in my new outfit.
• It’s over. I don’t want to talk about it.
• It’s not you. It’s me.
• I’m not sad i’m just really relieved.
• She was my world, now she’s just another star. I know it hurts, but try not to cry. Breakups are hard on the eyes (and on your heart).
• Hey girl, i’m done with this relationship and you’ll never get me back
• Getting ready for my date tonight. I hope he’s better looking than me… #sorrynotsorry
• Breaking up is hard to do, but it makes things so much easier.
• You just broke up with me, but now you want to go to the movies?
• I know i’m not the first guy to break your heart, but i am the first one to ask if we can still be friends.
• I’m officially over you.
• Playing hard to get? I’ll play your heartstrings until you can’t take it anymore
• You broke my heart, but i’ll get over you.
• I’m done with you. Now, take me to the nearest bar. We’ll drown our sorrows together!
• The good thing about being an ex is that you can always make a great story out of it.
• I think i’m going to be ok. Not sure if it’s a heartbreak, or just the coffee.
• I’m sorry, but i can’t be your friend anymore. I am holding you accountable for the last five years of your life.
• “sorry, but i don’t think i’m going to make it”
• I like your ambition. Keep it up.
• Breakups are never easy to get over. But it will be worth it when you find the next bae
• “i’ve been thinking about you. All night long. So, so hard. My heart hurts, but i can’t take this anymore. It’s over between us. Bye!”
• You’re not my type anymore. You were never it to begin with.
• The most beautiful romantics are the ones who are willing to admit when it’s time to move on.
• Breaking up with someone is like breaking up with a person. It takes a little time and effort to heal from the heartache, but it’s worth it in the end
• I’m not the girl who cries in public, but i’m pretty good at tearing up in private.
• There’s no hope for us. Our relationship has run it’s course and is officially over.
• In the words of my best friend, “i’ve been trying to get you back for years.”
• “i love you so much.” “don’t make me choose between you and the world.”
• Let’s be real—this is going to hurt a little bit.
• I’m not sorry. This hurts me more than it hurts you, i promise.
• I am officially the biggest asshole on this planet.
• It’s over. Get over it
• Everything happens for a reason. But i’m definitely going to miss that creeper.
• I’ll always remember the first time we did it.
• When a breakup is funny, you can’t help but laugh. When it’s great, you can’t help but smile.
• I’m going to miss you. I’m going to miss waking up next to you and going to bed with you and always being able to talk it out.
• I’m not sure if it’s you or all my exes that i just broke up with.
• When you call your boyfriend a micro-man, but he still wins
• He broke up with me. He told me “it ain’t working.” i said, “but you were always takin’ a dump in my bed.”
• “i have tried several times to end this, but nooo! You’re just too much fun to resist. I’m done taking things slow with you…”
• You know what i’ll miss about you? The way your smile lights up the room.
• My new girlfriend… i’ll never tell.
• It’s over people, we’re not friends anymore. Like, who needs him
• I’m done with you for good. We’ll be fine.
• Just when i thought i’d found the one, someone else came along and floored me.
• He was the one. We were just too broke.
• I love you not because of who you are, but because of who i am when i’m with you.
• I’m not saying that we’re “over” but i am saying this is the end of the road
• It doesn’t matter what the words are, what matters is not letting them stop you from making the next move.
• When you break up with someone, it’s best to follow up with a big smile.
• If you have to break up with someone, don’t say it like this
• A true breakup is when you realize that your ex-girlfriend was using you to feel better about herself.
• You might think it’s a good idea to break up with your significant other, but in reality we all just want another way of saying “i’m sorry.”
• A breakup is like a vacation, except there’s an extra suitcase in the middle of your bed.
• My boyfriend and i broke up. He plays too many video games and doesn’t like to go out
• You wanna know what happens when you break up with a girl? Nothing. No drama, no pain, just the peaceful feeling of knowing you did the right thing for your future.
• You were a good boyfriend, but i just wanted to see what could have been.
• “i can’t believe we broke up.”
• I’m not here to make you feel better. I’m here to remind you that it wasn’t all bad.
• I miss you, but i’ll get over it.
• A relationship is like a roller-coaster: the first few rides are exhilarating, but then you have to get off.
• Your presence will always be felt, but your absence is a little less noticeable.
• The sky is not the limit. It’s just a pile of clouds we call life.
• When there’s no ground left to fall on, you’re free to fly.
• I’m not single anymore. I had an awesome time with you, but it wasn’t meant to be.
• Breakups are hard, but it’s not always the other person. It could be you.
• The hardest part of a breakup is the first step.
• I will always love you, but i don’t think i’m ready to be your rebound.
• When someone breaks your heart, it’s good to know that you can always find new cheese.
• I just sent you a message that said “i’m leaving.” I know, cause we broke up. But it was too late to stop typing!
• You taught me how to love hard, but you can’t teach me to break up with you.
• You’re breaking my heart. I’ll miss you, now and forever.
• I broke up with you because we were getting in each other’s way.
• You have to break up with a few people before you know what you want out of life.
• I broke up with him, then i realized it was my fault.
• There is no such thing as a perfect relationship. If it feels good, it’s not going to last.
• “you will not be ignored, regardless of what your ex says.”
• A heartbreak is just a dunk away.
• If only you understood how glad i am to see you go.
• A breakup is the best thing that ever happened to me. I’m a new woman: stronger, smarter, and more independent than ever before.
• What happens when your date says they appreciate you more than they did the first time they met? That’s right, they break up with you.
• The best part of waking up is realizing you’re not in a relationship anymore.
• Hahahaha, he broke up with me. You’re not my type.
• “i’ve been on a lot of dates and i have to admit that i was beginning to think this one was going to be different. But it just wasn’t. We just weren’t clickin’—anywhere. You know?”
• Some breakups are hard to forget, but this one’s a cinch.
• This is how you know it’s over: i am texting you from a tropical island, wearing a t-shirt that says “i love you” in spanish.
• On the other side of this breakup, i’m thinking about you.
• When you break up, you will know that the world is becoming more beautiful.
• When your girl calls you, she keeps her side of the conversation short.
• My ex-boyfriend is a lot like a box of chocolates, it’s hard to pick just one. #choose wisely
• You had me at hello.
• Never leave. Stay up all night with me, sleep all day with me, and hold my hand through it all.
• I can’t say i’m sorry. Just happy to finally be free.
• I’ll never know what i’m missing, until you’re gone.
• Breakups are never easy, but they’re always fun.
• I broke up with my ex because he didn’t realize how sarcastic i am.
• A breakup is never easy. But when you have someone who understands the poor taste of coffee and can make it even stronger, well…
• What happens when you find out your bae’s been lying to you, and you have to breakup?
• You are my idealized love. I look at you and think, “who is she?” you’re like a unicorn or something.
• The end of a relationship is never the end. It’s just another chapter in your story.
• The breakup that made me realize i got myself in this situation.
• If you love me, leave me. If i’m not in the mood for you, it’s because i’m busy.
• I broke up with you because i realized how much better it was on my own.
• You’re so pretty, it’s almost like you’re not real.
• I didn’t love you. I just wanted to be the best version of myself with you.
• I think we should just be friends, but i don’t want to be alone.
• Just one more day of being in love with you, and i’m really going to miss you.
• I can’t believe it’s over. We had so much potential, but our relationship was just too toxic.
• I’m sorry. There’s just no future in us.
• Always take a second to think about all the reasons your breakup was fate.
• When you get dumped by your best friend’s girlfriend, rest assured he will never see it coming.
• Hey, love! I had a great time with you, but it’s just not meant to be. I’ll miss you
• In a few days, the relationship you’ve been clinging to will be over.
• This is me when i realize i’m not good enough for you.
• It was fun while it lasted, but we’re over.
• She was a great girlfriend, but didn’t know how to be a friend.
• I’m still mad about that one time we broke up…
• It’s not you, it’s me. We just don’t fit anymore.
• It’s been a pleasure knowing you. Goodbye.
• To all the people who made it special: i’m sorry, but there’s just too much baggage.
• Don’t worry i’ll be there in a few minutes.
• She said “it’s not you, it’s me.” but i know the truth: it’s because she is going to hell.
• I hope you’re ready for the next chapter in your life.
• Breakups are the worst. But you should totally still try to be friends because it’s a big world out there and we need more friends like you.
• The only thing that’s more painful than losing someone is losing someone to a breakup.
• You broke my heart, but i’ll never break your heart with the same joke again.
• You have to break up with someone who can’t handle being broke.
• When you think about your ex, but the only thing you can remember is the good times
• “i’m done being your friend. It’s too hard and i’ve realized i never really loved you anyway. Bye!”
• You were my first love. But i still don’t know what i was thinking when i fell in love with you.
• Someone’s got to break up with you.
• Yesterday i broke up with my best friend. It’s a tough time, but i am sure that in time we will find comfort in each other’s company.
• I’m sorry, babe. I don’t want to talk about it.
• I’m still sad about our breakup.
• Sometimes i wonder if falling in love is like trying to find a way out of your apartment building.
• I’m sorry. I think you’re too good for me.
• This is it. The last time you’ll see me like this: a mess, a wreck, and wearing a yellow sweatshirt i picked out out of an oxygen catalogue.
• Be careful what you wish for.
• Sometimes even the most honest breakup lines are funny. 😎
• Break up with your ex. Get back to the girl who used to make you laugh.
• Breakups are hard, but you get to live your best life.
• If you’re going to break up with me, please just do it. I’m not looking for a second chance.
• My ex-boyfriend was so broke, he couldn’t afford to break up with me.
• What happens when you breakup with someone who has your initials and last name?
• Put me into a one-night stand and i’ll be gone before you wake up.
• I’m not the one who ended things. We both did. But i’ll miss you just the same.
• *dumpster diving for a love i can’t believe is over.
• “i’m done with you, bye.”
• You’re not just an amazing person, but you’re one hell of an amazing person.
• One day you will find someone who will make you forget about him, but today is not that day.
• He was always too good to be true.
• Nothing is ever easy but nothing is ever perfect.
• The end is near.
• Breakups are hard, but they’ll be a lot easier with your favorite coffee
• Sometimes the hardest part of a breakup is remembering not to text back.
• When the breakup starts raining, you’ll realize that he was never worth it. #breakup
• You broke my heart and i will always love you.
• “hey, i just wanted to say thanks for being a great friend.”
• I’ve been looking for you all over town
• I’m sorry to see you go—it’s just that, i was so caught up in this relationship, i never had a chance.
• I’ve never known you to be the jealous type. But if you had, i promise it would have been on my behalf.
• She is just a girl i used to know, a girl i could always depend on. She is the one who always had a plan to keep me whole. But now we’re not so sure that was such a good idea…
• If you love someone, set them free.
• I’m sorry, but we just don’t have the same interests.
• It was fun while it lasted, but we can see the end of this.
• I think we need to take a few days apart and figure out what’s best for us.
• I took the high road, she took the road less traveled.
• Sometimes you’re better off letting go.