Funny Wedding Captions for Guests: Are you looking for some funny wedding captions for guests? This wedding speech site will give you only the best, funniest, and most humorous lines to use at a wedding.
Funny Wedding Captions for Guests
• I love weddings because I get to witness the true meaning of love. Plus, it’s always a good reason to get dressed up and party
• I love weddings. They’re usually a good reason to get dressed up and party, and it doesn’t hurt that you also get to witness the true meaning of love.
• I love weddings. It’s great a reason to get dressed up and party! And, it’s always fun to see two people who are meant to together start the next chapter of their lives. Plus, I just love a good romance story.
• I love weddings. That’s why I need you! Work with me to get to a fit and healthy size before your big day so you can dance the night away.
• Come on, let’s be honest: who doesn’t love a good wedding? Great company and food, a night of dancing, and I get to wear my killer black dress!
• Have you seen my wedges?! You’ll have to hold on as I have to dance because we’ve been to a wedding!
• Weddings are the perfect excuse to party. The only thing better than an actual wedding is a fake one. They’re the best.
• If you love weddings, then I’m the celebrant for you!
• When I’m not at work, I’m usually at a wedding. I love the pomp and circumstance of it all, and the excuse to enjoy as many donuts as possible!
• I’ve never liked weddings. I’m an introvert and hate to meet new people. Plus, I can’t dance!
• “If the groom doesn’t show up, I’m next in line”
• Love handles and wedding rings tend to happen in the same year.
• I love weddings because it’s a good reason to drink. But mostly, I love the opportunity to be reminded of the true meaning of life – love.
• I love weddings. It’s just an excuse to share the moment with the other hopeless romantics in my life.
• Apart from having a lot of fun and an excuse to dress up like a crazy person, weddings can actually be pretty deep. Being able to witness the power of love is always beautiful unless you’re the one getting married. Then it’s just kind of nerve-racking.
• Weddings are basically a free ticket for me to watch strangers get married to each other, which is cool because who doesn’t love happy endings? Plus, it’s pretty much the only time you get to crack open a bottle of champagne at 11 am and not get shamed for it
• I love weddings because you get to drink champagne at 11 am and nobody hassles you. Also, who doesn’t love an excuse to celebrate?
• I love weddings. Who doesn’t? It’s the only time you can get away with tanking on caviar and break-dancing to a live band without getting looked at weirdly.
• I love weddings! I mean, it’s basically someone else’s party where you get to show up and drink to your heart’s content and it’s all free! Plus, watching two people get married who are literally the best people ever love each other so much? What’s better than that?
• If you can host a good wedding, then they’ll invite you back. That’s why it’s always good to make sure all the guests drink at least five bottles of champagne by 11 am – because it’s no fun without them!
• I love a wedding. This is weird, because I’m not that into getting married, but I am totes into the open bar on a Tuesday morning.
• I love the idea of getting dressed up and watching two people I barely know or care about get married, with the added benefit of free alcohol.
• If you need to get up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday to attend three events, I’m your girl. Plus, I love excuses to drink alcohol before noon.
• When I was younger, I looked forward to attending weddings. It was an interesting way to catch up with old friends and enjoy free food and drinks. But now that I’m older, they started to get boring.
• When I was younger, I looked forward to attending weddings. I loved free food and drinks. But now that I’m older, they started to get boring.
• Back when I was young and green, I used to look forward to a big affairs like weddings. It was a fun way to see my old friends and get some free food. But now that I’m older, getting married is the LAST thing on my mind.
• When I was younger, I looked forward to attending weddings. Now that I’m older and my friends come without their parents, they’re a lot more fun.
• When I was younger, I looked forward to attending weddings. Now that I’m older, they’re a lot more fun because my friends come without their parents
• I used to look forward to weddings when I was younger, but now that all my friends can come without their parents, they’re a lot more interesting.
• When I was younger, weddings were just boring events for adults. Now that my friends can come without their parents, they’re a lot more interesting.
• When I was younger, I used to look forward to weddings because I got to have cake and dance with my friends. Now that my friends don’t need a chaperone, weddings are a lot more interesting!
• I used to look forward to weddings when I was younger, but now that they’re all grown up, they’re a lot more fun.
• When I was younger, I thought weddings were a lot of fun because my friends and I got to dance like crazy and eat all the candy we could get our hands on. Now, in adulthood, I’ve found that weddings are much more fun!
• When I was younger, weddings used to be a lot more exciting, because my parents would always get so drunk that their childish alter egos would come out and play.
• When we were kids, weddings meant we could eat cake and take naps a lot. Now we get to go to parties with all our friends.
• I used to love weddings when I was younger. It was so exciting to get dressed up, eat cake and piece of paper. Now that I’m a little older and wiser, I’m ready to write my own story.
• Weddings are a great excuse to see all your friends from school. You get to watch them dance like an idiot, tell you about their new job, and then leave you with the bill.
• It used to be, the best part about a wedding was that all the kids got to watch the reception in their pajamas. Now it’s a real party!
• If you’re not married, I encourage you to invite as many people as possible to your wedding. Keep the party going all night long!
• When I was younger, I hated attending weddings. Now that my friends are more grown up and their parents aren’t around, I actually look forward to them.
• When I was younger, I looked forward to attending weddings. Now, I’m the one getting married, and all my friends are drunks.
• I’ve attended weddings since I was little. Get me out of the cute kids section and throw in some booze, and now I’m ready to party.
• When I was younger, I saw weddings as a place where people went to yawn. However, today, it’s a place to meet new people and have fun.
• Weddings were once a bore, but now that you’re of legal age, the parties are starting to warm up.
• While my peers were having parties, I got invited to adult weddings. Boo. Now people have grown up enough that I don’t need their parents to stay the night.
• When I was young, weddings were a limited drag. Now that I’m older, weddings are a full-blown party.
• I’ve been to many weddings over the years and I think it’s safe to say that a wedding without kids is far more enjoyable.
• Weddings are just like family reunions, except without the cute cousins around to mingle with.
• Weddings are so much more fun when you leave the kids at home!
• I’m not trying to say that my life is more interesting than yours, but there was a time when weddings were exciting. But now? The only thing I look forward to is the free food and drinks, provided by the groom’s old college friends.
• Even though I’m getting older, I make sure not to get the wedding bore challenge.
• Everyone hates weddings, but I really make an effort to have a blast at them. You can find out why and follow along on my adventures by subscribing to my newsletter.
• There’s no better place to talk to someone without realizing you’re not listening than a wedding.
• There’s no better place to break off a conversation by saying “Good luck, doll!” than a wedding.
• There’s no better place to avoid listening than at a wedding.
• A wedding is the best place to practice not making eye contact, other than a funeral.
• Weddings are a wonderful way to say: “I’m not listening, but I’m looking at you.”
• It’s not easy to shut people up at a wedding.
• Please, celebrate your love by not talking to anyone at the wedding. It’s your special time to tune out everyone around you and be with your loved one.
• Getting married? Weddings are a great opportunity to catch up with people you haven’t spoken to in ages.
• If you want to find out what it feels like to stop listening to someone in the middle of a sentence, get married.
• You’re probably wondering what we talk about at weddings. Here’s a handy tip: don’t ask a question you don’t want to know the answer to!
• Why is it that people pay a million dollars for a wedding and then end up ignoring each other?
• Regardless of your age, there are certain things about every wedding that will never change, one being the good old-fashioned drama.
• I liked large family gatherings as a kid. As an adult, I enjoy them less.
• I love going to weddings. Well, I actually love getting invited. If I had to go to every wedding I was invited to, my life would be a whole lot poorer (in more ways than one).
• If a couple wants to pay me to stay up until 2am dancing in uncomfortable shoes, I’ll say yes.
• Personally, I think a wedding is a fantastic excuse to get dressed up, eat delicious food and dance the night away. Pure bliss!
• Nobody loves weddings more than our founder – which is why he wanted to make a business out of it.
• There’s a reason people say “it’s party time” when someone gets married. The next best thing to eating cake and drinking wine is wearing a pretty dress, dancing until two in the morning.
• Without you, my love, I am limited to only two dimensions. You complete me.
• You know what they say, when you marry your best friend, you’re bound to have a great reception.
• You might say that when you marry your best friend, you’re bound to have a great reception. Spoiled for choice? Think again.
• When you marry your best friend, you’re bound to have a great reception.
• After all, they say when you marry your best friend, you’re bound to have a great party!
• Everyone knows that when you marry your best friend, your reception will be a blast.
• When you marry your best friend, you set the stage for an incredible marriage.
• When you marry your best friend, you’re bound to be best friends with your spouse.
• What happens when you let your friends throw you a wedding? Follow this couple on their adventure in saying “I do”.
• Love is when your best friend has a wedding.
• You’ve said “I do.” Your best friend is now your spouse. It’s time for an amazing celebration.
• You’re tying the knot. Giving your best friend a ring. Seal of approval? Put the stamp on it! Dance like nobody’s watching. Eat cake like no one’s counting calories!
• Now that you’re married, it’s time to throw the party of the year
• When your BFF says, “I do,” and you open up your mailbox to the wedding invitation, there’s only one thing to say: Y’all ready to party?
• You passed the ring toss, said your vows, walked up the aisle. Now it’s time to bring everyone together! The dance floor is calling your name…
• You’re officially hooked. What better way to celebrate than with an extravagant affair? You will never forget your wedding day.
• We’re here to help you celebrate your marriage with style.
• You’re married! You made it through the wedding, the honeymoon, and are probably discovering that married life can be monotonous. You deserve a special gift that reminds you of your special day.
• It’s been a long time coming. You’ve shared your first kiss and now you’re sharing your first dance as a married couple. Now get out there and hit the dance floor, you’ve got wedding guests to entertain!
• The cake has been cut, the bouquet has been tossed, and the bridal party is crying tears of joy. Congratulations, you’re married! Now it’s time to enjoy an amazing honeymoon.
• You’ve said “I do.” Now you’ll say, “I don’t have to go to work tomorrow!”
• The most romantic day of your life is worth celebrating. Show your guests that you have fabulous taste in parties, just like you do in partners!
• With all the (literal) bells and whistles, it’s no wonder that couples say “I do” to a bandstand wedding.
• You’ve found the person of your dreams and to celebrate, you need a party that is every bit as amazing.
• I’m with the bride. Get it? Because I’m the groom.
• The only thing that beats a good wedding is an open bar.
• They’re tying the knot!
• The bride’s not here yet, so I’ll be her bridesmaid tonight.
• Thanks for standing there and clapping while we got married.
• Here’s to finding the one who doesn’t make you do your own bathtub selfies 💁
• If you love it, put a ring on it 💍
• And they lived happily ever after…. until the kids came 😉
• Find someone who looks at you the way these two look at wedding cake.
• The most important things in life are the people you love, and tacos. Wish this newlywed couple a lifetime of both.
• Wish a lifetime of tacos and love to this newlywed couple.
• Wishing this couple a lifetime of love and tacos.
• Wedding cards are a tough category for us to write content for, but the most important thing is to convey how wonderful the newlyweds are and how excited you are for them. We wish them nothing but happiness, love, and tacos.
• Congrats to this newlywed couple! We hope that your lives together are full of joy, love and perhaps most importantly, tacos.
• It’s difficult to imagine a future in which tacos don’t play a role. As we all know, the most important things in life are the people you love and tacos.
• We wish the happy couple an amazing life filled with love and tacos.
• Two hearts joined with the love of tacos. We wish them a lifetime of happiness together.
• Congratulations! You’re getting married! We believe that life is all about the people we love and the things that make us happy. Life has no real value without the people who really count in our lives, that’s why you need some tacos.
• Forever starts today, and we’re so happy to be celebrating with you. May your lives be full of love, happiness and tacos.
• May this wedding be the happiest day of their lives. Tacos included.
• Love is the greatest gift. We’re here to help you celebrate that. So go on, you deserve a margarita.
• Every love story is unique. When you see one that makes you feel something, you know it’s special.
• This wedding’s so pretty, I’m gonna cry!
• I totally understand why this wedding is so emotional. You’ve worked so hard to make everything look so beautiful. Your work has paid off. It’s perfect!
• Oh wow, this wedding is beautiful! I’m so happy for you and your family!
• This wedding is so beautiful, my heart is full and I’m crying!
• I know. Weddings are so beautiful – I cry every time!
• I cried throughout the whole wedding and I’m pretty sure you will too.
• My buddy’s getting married, and I’m so excited to see him happy!
• When I look at this bride in her stunning white dress and stunning bouquet, I know she must be so happy today. I can just feel her joy!
• I’m so happy for them, I think I’m gonna cry!
• Your wedding day is about you and your betrothed, and we want you to look and feel great. We’re on your side. Let’s create some magic!
• I have so many happy memories of the time I met the bride and groom, hearing their story and planning the perfect wedding make me happy.
• This is the happiest day of their lives.
• To all the single ladies @ the wedding: may your drink never be empty, and may you always find a seat at the bar!
• A day to remember! Congratulations, Mary and Paul! You are the most sophisticated couple I know.
• If you’re looking for something to do, I hear there’s a wedding happening somewhere around here.
• Congrats on your wedding, guys. I hope all the best in this next chapter of your life together and know that I’ll be here for you no matter what.
• I hope your wedding was everything you wanted it to be. I hope all the best in this next chapter of your life together and know that I’ll be there for you no matter what.
• Congrats on your wedding, guys. I am so excited and happy for you two and hope all goes well in this next step of your life.
• I hope all the best in your first day of retirement, family. I know without a doubt that there will be many different challenges and triumphs in your future, but know that we are here for you no matter what.
• Congrats on your wedding. I’m so excited to start this new journey with you!
• Congratulations on your wedding, Sherry and Tim. I’m so happy that you two found each other, and I know that this next chapter of your life will be filled with love and adventures you’ll cherish forever.
• Congratulations on tying the knot! I’m excited to see what’s in store for both of you and hope that you have a great time as husband and wife. I’ll be there for you in sickness and health!