Happy Birthday to Me Quotes Funny: I know sometimes it can be difficult to express how you’re truly feeling. That’s why I’ve created this list of happy birthday to me quotes for you. Hopefully, this list will make it easier for you to show your friends and family how much you care about them.
Happy Birthday to Me Quotes Funny
• Happy Birthday To Me Quotes Funny. I hope this day is as special as I am lol
• Happy birthday to me. Now that you know my age, don’t tell anyone else.
• Make me a sandwich and bring me some cake. Happy birthday to me!
• It’s my birthday! Please make me a sandwich and bring me some cake.
• It’s my birthday and I’m feeling hungry. Please could you make me a sandwich and bring me some cake? I’d really appreciate it!
• could you please prepare me my favorite meal and bring me some delicious cake? Happy birthday to me!
• Today is my birthday so would you please make me a sandwich and some cake?
• I would love a sandwich and some cake for my birthday. Thanks so much!
• It’s my birthday! Let’s celebrate with cake and a sandwich I’ll make.
• Oh hey there! It’s my birthday and I’m feeling kind of hungry. Could you make me a sandwich? That would be super sweet. Also, I’d like some cake. I hope you have a good day too!
• Ok, I’ll make you a sandwich. Would you like some cake? Happy birthday!
• Sit down and have a cup of coffee with me. It’s almost time for our break. Happy birthday to me!
• Hi! How did you know it’s my birthday? I baked myself a cake, but I think I need help cutting the slices.
• We’re so excited to wish you a happy birthday! Here’s a little cake that we made for all of our lovely subscribers.
• The best part of my birthday is getting to spend time with you. Thanks for being there, pal.
• The best part of my birthday is getting to use Facebook. Thanks for being there, pal.
• Thanks for being part of my birthday. It wouldn’t have been the same without you. It meant a lot to me to have you there.
• You got me the perfect birthday present! I feel so lucky to have a friend like you by my side.
• Thank you, my best friend. I appreciate you so much and I’m glad we had the opportunity to spend time together on your birthday.
• I loved spending time with you on my birthday. Let’s do it again, so I can show you how much you mean to me!
• Thanks for being such a good friend to me. It meant a lot that you came along to celebrate my birthday with me.
• It’s your birthday! It wouldn’t be the same without you. Let’s get together and celebrate.
• You’re the best. Thanks for being a good friend!
• I wanted to show my appreciation by getting you something special. It’s not much, but I hope you enjoy it.
• Hey, I’m your best friend. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff…I laugh even harder! Happy Birthday!
• As I blow the candles on my cake, I wish all my friends and family best of health and more fun.
• I blow out the candles on my cake and wish for happiness and great health to all of you.
• I want to wish all my friends good health and more fun.
• As I celebrate this special birthday, all I hope is to spend many more years with my loved ones.
• Here’s to a new year filled with fun. Thank you for all the joy, love and laughter. I wish everyone health in the new year and beyond!
• Thank you everyone for coming and helping make my birthday memorable. I am grateful to have all of you in my life as friends and family.
• Best wishes for a happy birthday and may you enjoy your
• I hope you all have fun at my party and don’t forget to have cake!
• May your days be merry and bright, as you celebrate another year of good health and happiness.
• It’s my birthday today! Whoohoo! I just wanted to wish everyone out there a happy day.
• I want nothing more than for all my loved ones to be as healthy and happy as they can be. Family is everything to me.
• I am blessed to be surrounded by so many beautiful people. It’s been an amazing year, and my only regret is that I didn’t get to spend more time celebrating with my friends and family.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
• I hope that today is the beginning of a great year for you. Happy birthday, my friend.
• Is it your birthday today? Happy birthday, my friend. Here’s to a great and prosperous year ahead!
• Cheers to a great year for you and your family. Wishing you all the best in life. Happy birthday, my friend.
• I’m so happy to be celebrating the most important day of your year with you. Happy birthday, my friend.
• I hope today is as great as you are. Enjoy your day, you deserve every good thing that comes to you!
• I hope you have a great birthday filled with fun and laughter.
• Hey, enjoy your special day. You deserve it. Sending my best wishes for a happy and healthy year ahead.
• Today is a wonderful day for so many reasons, but most of all because it is your birthday!
• You’re such a good friend, and I’m so glad I was able to celebrate your birthday. Also, you look great!
• They say friends are the family we choose, and I couldn’t be happier with my choice. Happy birthday, friend.<br/>
• To a wonderful person who brings smiles and laughter to all those around him, happy birthday to my best friend in the whole wide world!
• Happy Birthday! Wishing you love, happiness, and all the blessings a heart can know.
• Happy birthday, Dara!
• I’m counting my age by friends, not years. I’ve got a hell of a lot of friends.
• Happy Birthday to me! I?ll treat myself. Happy Birthday to me!
• Happy birthday to the most sweetest, cutest, amazing and magical person I know!
• Sorry, my birthday is a National Holiday and I cannot come to work on that day.
• I’m really sorry, but my birthday is a National Holiday and I can’t come to work that day. Will this be a problem?
• My birthday is a National Holiday, so I won’t be at work on that day.
• I’m sorry, but my birthday is on a National Holiday. I would greatly appreciate it if you could grant me the day off.
• I won’t be able to get to work on my birthday, since it’s a National Holiday.
• I love my country, but I can’t come to work on my birthday because it’s the National Holiday of my country.
• I wish it wasn’t on a National Holiday as I would love to be at work that day.
• Hi, I was wondering if I could request time off for my birthday on the 7th? It falls on a holiday this year and I have family in town visiting then. Thank you!
• I’m really sorry but it’s my birthday so I need to take that day as personal leave.
• Hi, I’ve already booked my annual leave for my birthday. I’ll be back at work on Wednesday, though.
• I won’t be able to make it to work on Wednesday as it’s my birthday!
• Thank you so much for your understanding. I really appreciate your support. If there’s anything else that I can do, please don’t hesitate to ask me.
• A birthday is just the beginning of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!
• Darn it! I forgot my birthday again.
• Just another year older and a lot more fabulous!
• I didn’t ask for this, but I’ll take it. Thanks for the birthday wishes!
• I’m like 104 years old today! Yay, me!😍
• hbd to meeee, I’m now officially a year older.
• Happy bday to meeee, I’m now officially a year older.
• Happy birthday to me, I’m now officially a year older.
• Happy birthday to me. I’m now officially the year-older!
• Happy birthday to me! I can’t believe I’m already a year older.
• happy birthday to me, I’m one step closer to my dreams
• Many happy returns to meee, today’s my birthday!
• Happy birthday to me! Today, I reach a new decade of life.
• Happy birthday to me I’m the best!
• Happy birthday to my best friend! Cheers to another wonderful year together.
• i love it when you send me birthday wishes. today is my birthday, so let’s celebrate. thank you for remembering!
• Happy birthday to your best friend. I hope you have a great day with all your friends and family. xoxo
• What if I told you, you can eat without posting it on Instagram? Happy Birthday To Me Quotes Funny.
• Birthdays are the perfect excuse to eat more cake. Happy Birthday To Me Quotes Funny
• Happy birthday to me 30 is my new 20.. I am finally getting to this age now where I look young and feel old.
• Time to make this birthday as happy as me! Happy Birthday to ME!
• Time to make you as happy as me! Happy Birthday, Friend
• Wishing myself a big Happy Birthday smile, Happy Birthday to ME!
• It’s my birthday, and I’m happy with myself. Happy birthday to ME!
• It’s finally my birthday and I’ve never felt happier! Happy Birthday!
• It’s my birthday! And it’s a time to celebrate. Happy Birthday to me!
• Happy birthday!
• It’s time to wish me a happy birthday. I’m so lucky to have such wonderful friends and family.
• It’s my birthday! I hope everyone has a great day and an amazing year to follow.
• Remember to share some cake with your friends! Happy birthday!
• It’s time to celebrate! Hooray for me!
• Happy birthday! I can’t believe how much you’ve grown up. You definitely lived through all the challenges, tears and smiles. You can truly call yourself a survivor! Congratulations on this special occasion.
• Someone once told me not to bite off more than I can chew. So I ate it all and smiled proudly. Happy Birthday to me!
• Can’t wait to celebrate my birthday tomorrow! I swear I’m still 18…
• Today it’s not just my birthday, it’s a celebration of my existence on this planet.
• It’s my birthday! Please leave a Like and Reshare this awesome picture.
• I don’t usually eat cake and drink wine all together, but today is my birthday, so I’m going to.
• I feel so lucky to have spent another year of my life with awesome people like you.
• “Wishing myself a happy birthday and praying for many more candle-blowing, cake-eating and present-opening years to come.”
• You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake! Happy Birthday to me.
• Hope your birthday is as sweet as the cake. And the year to follow is filled with as much joy as you bring your friends!
• If you begin to feel old, well then that means your life is going well. Happy birthday.
• Today is my birthday, that means it’s National Look at Me Day.
• It’s the thought that counts, so for your birthday, I thought I’d give nothing. Happy Birthday!
• I think I just gave myself a birthday present. I’ll see what it is in nine months.
• I think I just gave myself an amazing birthday present. I’ll see what it turns out to be in nine months.
• I may have given myself an early birthday present, let’s see what it is in nine months 😄”
• It was a great day. The sun was shining, the birds were chirping, and I think I just gave myself a birthday present. If you know what i mean.
• I just gave myself the best birthday gift I could ever imagine! I can’t wait to find out what it is!
• Take my word, I’ll have the best birthday present in nine months.
• Well this is pretty exciting! This time next year, we’ll have a little surprise to share…
• I think I might be pregnant. I go to the doctor tomorrow to find out.
• A day not celebrated with cake is a day not worth celebrating, so eat some cake. Also drink some wine and maybe do it in that order. Happy Birthday To Me Quotes Funny
• Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don’t. Today, I feel nuts for celebrating my birthday! #HappyBirthdayToMe
• Another year older, wiser, and finally realize I’m the queen of my own life. Happy birthday to me!
• I hate my birthday. Because I’m reminded that my childhood is over and I am now a grim adult who must work in this world until they die.
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
• Today, I would like to say that you are a wonderful person. Happy Birthday!
• Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.
• Mind if I take a second to celebrate my existence while you scroll through Facebook?
• I’m so excited to be turning [insert your age] today! Let the celebration begin.
• Another year has passed, and let me just say how much fun it was worrying about getting old this year. Can’t wait to do it again next year!
• HBD to me! I’m cutting off the calories beginning today. Keep an eye on me, I may get thinner this year.
• HBD to me! Cake or no cake, I am starting a weight loss journey this year. Let’s make this promise together.
• Happy birthday to me! I am starting my diet today. Keep an eye on me, I might lose weight this year.
• A new year, a new chance. After a few too many sweets and dinners throughout the holiday season, I’ve officially decided to cut off the calories beginning today. Who’s with me?
• The holiday season is over for now! If you, like me, have had a bit too much sugar and meals lately, you probably want to cut out the calories. Who’s with me
• Too many cupcakes over the holidays? Me too. But let’s put the New Year to good use and start eating healthier today.
• With a year full of possibilities ahead, I’m thrilled to drop a few pounds and embark on a journey of healthier eating.
• Happy New Year! I can’t wait to kick off the new year in hopes of a more fit and healthy lifestyle. Who’s on board?
• Who’s ready to crush those new year’s resolutions?
• I’ve overindulged a little this holiday season, but I’m ready to get back on track. Let’s do this!
• After eating sugary treats for weeks and weeks, you may have noticed your pants are a little tighter. Make this the year you start taking care of yourself!
• Let’s start the new year off right, together.
• Tired of the holiday weight gain? Then grab a friend and hit the gym with this great new program.
• Who’s ready for an action-packed and workout-filled year?
• January is here, and with it comes a brand new year of incredible chances for us all to seize.
• Happy birthday to me! I’m starting to lose weight. Watch and see how much thinner I can get.
• Happy birthday me! Starting today I will be on a diet. Follow me to see how I transform this year!
• Happy Birthday to Me! With an eye towards my health, I’m making a promise to myself that I’m going to cut out sweets and exercise more this year.
• Happy birthday to me! I’m travelling the world this year and want to be as healthy as I can. Keep an eye on me and see how I plan on getting fit.
• Happy birthday to me! I’m going to lose weight this year. Stay in touch so you can support me in my journey.
• Happy birthday to me! I’m going to lose weight this year. Check back here for updates on my journey.
• Happy birthday, me! I’m going to lose weighty this year. With your support, I know that I can do it. Let’s stay in touch and be friends.
• Happy birthday to me! I’m excited to lose weight this year and would love it if you shared your weight-loss journey with me.
• I want to lose weight this year. I want to ask for your support through my journey. What’s your email address?
• Happy birthday to me! I’m going to do this! My transformation begins right now. I’d love it if you joined me on my journey to a better life.
• Greetings! I’m going to start eating healthy and lose some weight. You can send me birthday wishes while you check in on my progress.
• All my friends know how important it is to me to lose weight, so they are going to help keep me on my journey. I have the support I need to be successful
• It’s my birthday! I want to eat better, exercise, and be happy. How can you support me accomplish my goals?
• It’s my birthday and today I’m deciding to start improving my health. Like me, send me a mean tweet when you don’t see progress.
• It’s my birthday today and I’m making a new year’s resolution. I’m going to eat healthy this year, so you’d better watch me!
• It’s my birthday today and I’m making a new year’s resolution to eat healthy this year. You’d better watch me!
• It’s my birthday and I’m making a goal. I’m going to eat healthy this year, so you’d better watch me!
• “It was my birthday yesterday and I made a new year’s resolution! Eat healthy this year, so watch me!”
• I’m making a new year’s resolution. I’m going to eat healthy this year, but if you want to come with me and stay healthy too, I’d be happy to have you!
• Oh, it’s my birthday today! I’m so happy. I’ve also decided that this year, I’m going to eat healthy. It’s time to shed those unwanted pounds!
• Happy birthday to me! I’m making a new year’s resolution. From now on, everything changes.
• Happy birthday, Timmy! Eat a lot today because this year it’s all about being healthy.
• As we celebrate my birthday, I’m sure you’re thinking about how you can eat healthier. Instead of waiting until summer to start, let’s make today the day and get started on the right foot!
• It’s a new year and I’m feeling good. Let’s promise to start eating healthier and exercising more, okay?
• I’m celebrating my birthday today and I’m going to have a great time.
• Happy birthday to me! I’m super excited to be alive. Thanks everyone for the gifts, especially my parents!
• It’s your birthday today, so you get a free drink. Why not share it with the whole bar? You can even invite your friends!
• Happy birthday to me. Today is a new day, and I am ready for this new year. It’s time to lose some weight. Follow me as I take a journey towards a healthier life.